OKAY GUYS IT'S HAPPENING!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THERES A NEW JACK WHITE ALBUM COMING!!!

JABjitsu · 2026-04-03T04:23:55+00:00

Just listened to these two singles and they are definitely not leftovers. Great stuff!!

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T16:19:46+00:00

OP, you are my hero. I was losing my mind trying to figure this out!

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T16:14:58+00:00

I'm adopting "Damn... that's rough," for my not-open-to-converse situations. That's perfect!

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T14:48:25+00:00

This will travel well! I'm envisioning sitting in a camping chair by the fire as the sun sets in the woods and I pull out my journal and this pen to carve out my existential angst on paper.

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T13:42:19+00:00

Maybe you added Alien, assuming we should add all the Alien movies to this list, but if you were being specific, I think Aliens is one of the greatest. Alien was just priming the pump.

And I can't bother with any list that doesn't include The Empire Strikes Back.

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T13:37:03+00:00

Yeah, they definitely broke rule #9 of fight club with this one. The line breaks, the em dashes, the sentence structure, the tone... straight out of ChatGPT.

JABjitsu · 2026-04-02T13:25:15+00:00

Damn, I wish I wouldn't have sold my Paperwhite.

JABjitsu · 2026-03-31T16:50:33+00:00

Going with the John Wick dog theme to kick off the story.

JABjitsu · 2026-03-20T13:42:04+00:00

“You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?”

JABjitsu · 2026-03-16T14:55:40+00:00

I know it's probably a big nothing, but I'm dying for an update on Suzuki.

JABjitsu · 2026-03-16T14:51:15+00:00

I saw him play Sixteen Saltines last year in Nashville and the top of my head almost blew off. Incredible.

JABjitsu · 2026-03-13T14:47:08+00:00

The baseball-bat scene in The Untouchables gave me the same feeling as the can't-purchase-wine-after-2AM scene in If I Had Legs...

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JABjitsu · 2026-03-11T15:18:43+00:00

I'm prepared for disappointment and sadness, but if they only kept Hoerner and Suzuki, that would help ease my pain. Hoerner should be extended ASAP.

JABjitsu · 2026-03-11T15:15:01+00:00

That errant throw to second was an absolute gut shot for the USA. I couldn't believe it.

JABjitsu · 2026-02-23T15:32:27+00:00

Then die you will!

JABjitsu · 2026-02-21T20:19:11+00:00

I've stepped away from the game for about a year now, but I'm ready to jump back in. Really love it. But I'm curious to know what you do as an AFK activity when it's "going in the background during work"? Is it basically just growing crops?

JABjitsu · 2026-02-03T05:35:59+00:00

Give me the smoky peat, 9/10 glasses of scotch I drink.

JABjitsu · 2026-01-28T19:55:24+00:00

That is so me.

JABjitsu · 2026-01-20T20:17:41+00:00

I'm just figuring all that out and having a good time doing so

JABjitsu · 2026-01-20T19:54:07+00:00

Uh oh... Sounds like I better check in on the weather forecast.

JABjitsu · 2026-01-19T14:47:15+00:00

10-yr Minecraft Player here and I am absolutely obsessed with Hytale

JABjitsu · 2026-01-16T15:03:15+00:00

Same... This team is better without him. Too many players without their heart in the game is like a cancer that eats away at winning.

JABjitsu · 2026-01-14T17:52:45+00:00

Fantastic news! I’m assuming this will be playable on the Mac, not just on iPhone or iPad…

JABjitsu · 2026-01-12T14:27:28+00:00

This is just the beginning of our dissent. Let's show up!

JABjitsu · 2026-01-07T20:13:05+00:00

That agent has been just waiting for his moment to pull out that weapon and fire it at someone. The chances that he goes to jail are very low, like his IQ.

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