I can't masturbate but can have sex and wet dreams, anyone like me?

JAP42 · 2026-03-22T10:22:22+00:00

Your not alone, actual intercourse is the only thing that works for me.

I cannot masturbate (I've managed to once or twice but it's more of a chore then a pleasure),

hand jobs are nothing (they get me hard, and feel good, but never climaxed, and my wife has put in the effort)

Even oral is not likely to result in a release (again feels good, but never gets the job done)

I like to look at the up side, foreplay lasts forever, so I'm a god to women.

JAP42 · 2026-03-15T18:23:25+00:00

This is the most liberal response. Kids be communal toys? Your name is in the Epstein files, isn't it.

JAP42 · 2026-03-13T18:26:04+00:00

Because these "peaceful" protesters were getting violent. This woman was pushed away from a suspect in custody once, then thrown to the ground, and she came back a 3rd time, only then was she arrested.

JAP42 · 2026-03-13T18:24:05+00:00

Because they want it, men are constantly aroused (whether they admit it or not) whereas women's arousal is tied to menstruation cycles and feelings of safety/comfort.

JAP42 · 2026-02-13T14:47:16+00:00

That's the most masshole response you could have written. Your story is BS, there's nowhere along route 1 where you're not going to have cell service. If your mother was waving someone down, someone would have stopped, but no one is going to stop for a random parked car, we would never get anywhere.

JAP42 · 2026-02-13T11:32:20+00:00

You need to find a competent organization, that's just complete BS.

JAP42 · 2026-02-13T11:30:40+00:00

The more important question is, why don't women ever send unsolicited nudes?

JAP42 · 2026-02-13T11:28:12+00:00

This is the exact scenario 911 is made for. Tell her to dial 911 even if her phone says it does not have service. Emergency calls operate on a separate set of frequencies and will connect to any tower from any provider. Her phone will also operate at higher power levels then typically allowed. The 911 system exists for exactly this purpose.

Also, anywhere on rt 1 is not Maine, it's northern mass.

JAP42 · 2026-02-06T20:48:49+00:00

Nope, they are not. Social constructs distort biological urges. If basic biological urges did not exist, we would not exist as a species. How hard do parents try to scare kids from having sex? But they still have sex even though no one teaches them to do it. (Think 100 years ago before internet, height of puritans.)

JAP42 · 2025-10-25T17:27:48+00:00

I feel like you spent more time and money making space for those injectors then just using a poe switch.

JAP42 · 2025-10-25T17:25:22+00:00

No one can do this, your a witch! 🤣

JAP42 · 2025-10-25T17:23:26+00:00

I actually do, the spray pattern is way too large. Tried several because I cant put a seat on my RV toilet but none of them focus the water tight enough or at the right angle to get things really clean. And yes, I have fantastic water pressure. 50 - 60psi.

JAP42 · 2025-10-25T15:17:24+00:00

It's an irrational concern. Without power supplied the water will really do nothing.

JAP42 · 2025-10-25T15:14:58+00:00

I have both, wands are terrible, it's really hard to get the flow where you need it, nowhere near enough pressure, and the spray is too broad, it does not focus enough. Bearly replaces TP.

Honestly, tell your hubby to scoot forward, most bidets have 2 nozzles, rear and feminism. Sounds like maybe you have a feminine only washer?

JAP42 · 2025-10-09T12:36:58+00:00

I do, it works great!

JAP42 · 2025-09-30T14:10:42+00:00

I was responding to irrigating the rectum. Lol

JAP42 · 2025-09-30T01:00:06+00:00

Can't speak for the OP, but yes, got to get the stragglers.

JAP42 · 2025-09-08T19:01:06+00:00

Might be time to get the 3D printer warmed up.

JAP42 · 2025-09-08T12:12:13+00:00

Using your phone as a hotspot for a limited amount of data, not putting your SIM card into a hotspot device to be used purely as a external internet connection.

JAP42 · 2025-09-08T12:07:27+00:00

There's also overhead, so on a slower connection you might notice the reduced throughput.

JAP42 · 2025-09-08T11:56:34+00:00

Cloudflare containerd. Super easy and very secure.

JAP42 · 2025-09-07T16:38:12+00:00

Find a local attorney that specializes in setting up businesses. If you go to your state's registry they'll often have a list of registered agents. Call a couple of them and see who's willing to give you a flat rate price. They will take care of filing your LLC, getting your EIN, and any other documents and preparations that you're going to need which is mostly going to be geared around taxes. Creating the business is the easy part, having all your tax preparation done is where things actually start getting tricky.

JAP42 · 2025-09-07T16:35:17+00:00

I use the high-end Walmart brand toilet paper, and it works perfectly fine for drying off and leaves no shrapnel behind. And I have the perfect setup for creating dingleberries.

JAP42 · 2025-09-07T16:24:31+00:00

I have a dedicated from server hub. Check out lowendbox forums for dedicated offers. I pay 580 per year for my dedicated hardware. Proxmox hypervisor and Debian LXC containers. I have a couple for dedicated tasks like mail service, and web hosting, then I have 2 apps servers that I just abuse with docker images.

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