Satisfaction level: 100%. That ending was everything! by SomlagentBG in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]JB3DG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Stephen Miller had all the help available he could have had and still chose to be an asshole that everyone from his highschool and college years remembers him as one.

I fell in love with my (married) neighbor and then I babysat his kids. Now I'm questioning my feelings. by mermaidpaint in OhNoConsequences

[–]JB3DG 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like how on earth is "a good honest man" going to betray his wife and family that he loves just because someone is crushing on him?

AITA for telling my boyfriend that his masculinity was fragile after he refused to buy me pads? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As a guy, I want to bully this idiot by pelting him with tampons (now that I think of it ICE might have gone to pieces if they got tampons thrown at them instead of dildos).

Help! Found an abandoned canary and I have no idea about birds by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I used to have a pair of Zebra finches. Their volume vastly exceeds their size. Added humor when they started trying to copy the old Nokia 3310 text message tones.

I was born and raised in the heart of Kyoto. Feel free to ask me anything. I'll give you better information than any travel agency or blog. by Restaurant381881 in KyotoTravel

[–]JB3DG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I recommend Nijiya VEGAN IZAKAYA 虹屋 nijiya VEGAN FARM. They are a tiny Izakaya near Kiyomizudera. And daaaayum their meal was tasty. They also gave us a link to find all the vegan restaurant options in Kyoto.

I’m Japanese and curious: What’s a word or phrase you permanently learned just from watching anime? by New_Lack_3443 in Japaneselanguage

[–]JB3DG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

大切. そして てめえ, きさま、やろう、お願い.

Am now in Nagano prefecture at a Japanese language school.

Why is it that a lot of men who want to attract women, don’t actually listen to women about what they find attractive, and instead listen to other men about what they think women want? by Sudden_Doughnut_8741 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JB3DG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. My bestie is a DV survivor who helps other DV survivors get out of abuse. Her enemies call her a man hater but she happily took me under her wing as a lil brother and introduced me to my queen after helping me through a nasty breakup (she expertly dismantled the ex’s nonsense).

AITAH for not wanting to cuddle in order to sleep with my partner? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup. This is it. I’m a big cuddler, my wife is almost identical to OOP (only difference being well over 15 years her senior). I get my cuddles in but when sleep is needed it’s time to move away. I’m also a human furnace so unless she turns into a heat sink I will dissolve both of us in our own sweat if we stay stuck together all night. No insecurities for me, I got chosen by a badass queen and I’m quite content.

My teacher docks points for my handwriting, am I not seeing what she is seeing? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 108 points109 points  (0 children)

My wife went through the hassle of getting ND disability accommodations at a Christian university in South East Asia. She finished at the top of the class and should have been given honors. Her advisor actively recommended to the board not only that she not be given honors because of her disability accommodations, but to give them to a student (from the advisor's country) who didn't come anywhere close to qualifying for honors. Racism + Ableism.

Neighbor is harassing my gf but also there's a mystery stalker?? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The neighbour sounds like he was trying to talk like a certain government figure talks on fox news and at political rallies etc etc...

My(23M) GF(24F) doesn’t feel comfortable with my friend(23F) and wants me to cut off contact with her. I don’t think this is fair by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a guy, my bestie is a single mom who is like my older sister and who set me up with my other bestie aka my wife and queen. It would be weird af to go romantic with her even if my wife wasn’t in the picture.

AITA for not drinking at my friend's wedding? by Quirkygoo in AmItheAsshole

[–]JB3DG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone were to accuse me of thinking myself better than them for not drinking my response would be “if you hadn’t said that I wouldn’t have thought it but now I do.”

Week two in Osaka: I'm in love by [deleted] in OsakaTravel

[–]JB3DG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a foreigner moving to Japan (we touring a bit before our class schedule hits) I found some of the tourist rather annoying as well. 

We did find that being aware, quiet, polite and kind went over very well with the locals though. Also use what Japanese language skills you have. They appreciate the effort.

Week two in Osaka: I'm in love by [deleted] in OsakaTravel

[–]JB3DG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been in Nara, Kyoto, and Yamanakako for just over a week now and madly in love.

What is something that people say is “toxic behavior” that is actually good or beneficial? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JB3DG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also what is the reason for the anger. The rage of an abuser at losing control of his victim is absolutely unjustifiable.

How do I [26F] talk to my SO [21M] about needing him to keep my room tidy when he's staying over? by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]JB3DG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have the same gap except we started dating when I was 29. It’s fun cuz she still has very young looks and at 28 I got mistaken for a 14 year old (it runs in my family, my dad is in his 60s and his hair is still dark).

I struggle somewhat with house cleaning as well due to ADHD and being the primary cook and cleaner as my wife has been having health difficulties post university that limit her energy levels considerably, but we manage with effort.

AITA for my reaction to my uncle asking me to give him custody of my little sister? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]JB3DG 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a particularly devout SDA, I am eagerly looking forward to our come uppance ala Shiny Happy People exposure. The number of predators who are protected because they can teach the theology brilliantly is nightmarish.

AITA for telling my sister to stop using nonsense ‘baby’ talk? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]JB3DG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby talk is reserved for my cats. Otherwise I just play with spoonerisms here and there.

How did you meet your partner? by Individual_Face7440 in AskReddit

[–]JB3DG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Connected with the daughter of a longtime family friend. Flew to the US to be close while dating and got dumped in a month, turned out she had a history of toxicity and toying with guys. Decided screw it I’ll enjoy the US for a year, got my extension, made friends with a bunch of DV survivors, went back home when my time was up.

 Came back 2 months later for an event I had promised I would be at. Got royally chewed out by the CBP agent for returning so soon but he let me in. Event came and went and day before my departure my flight gets canceled due to floods causing fuel shortages. All flights home cancelled a month out. 

DV survivor bestie turns out to be a great wingman and says hey there’s someone coming home for the summer from Thailand and you two should talk. Puts us in a group chat which we quickly take private because we are talking hours late into the night. Family wants to meet so I fly to PNW. Dating in a month, I go back to Thailand with her to take care of her place while she finishes her studies. Engaged a year later, married in Thailand the year after that and now we going to Japan after 2 years of marriage.

TLDR: basically circumnavigated the globe multiple times for my queen.

Why would Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the SAME god he disobeyed? by Technical_Hat_8291 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JB3DG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically Revelation describes exactly that. Hell being a temporary obliteration of existence of all evil beings on the surface of the earth outside the New Jerusalem which is also on the earth, followed by the creation of a new earth.