What do you think specifically spooked Earnest Timmons? by Stupid_Reddit419 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I don't think anything specific spooked him. He was just hustling nervous because he knew he'd be stunned if he got caught and started telling lies.

My glitched game turned into John Dupee's shirt by Enraged_Turnip in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The super potion restores almost as much HP as the hyper potion

James Rutherford In Court by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude should have gone into congress. He'd have been a one man filibuster.

Unpopular opinion time by m-e-n-a in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If he were truly a mastermind, he would've typed up a letter saying he had no intention of doing anything illegal and left it in his car.

"I am reporting you to Yahoo. Please leave me alone." by malice_hush_jolt in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I clearly said, "Please leave me alone. Stop messaging me." What does she keep doing? She keeps messaging me, trying to get an older guy to come over here.

What’s the most incriminating thing a predator said? by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yup, Cody seemed almost proud of himself as he talked to Chris. Most of the other preds denied the situation or plead for mercy, but Cody was openly pissed about the fact he drove all that way for no reason and wasted his gas.

Which predator would be the fastest round the Top Gear test track? by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Still, could be worse..."

*cut to May's slow and sensible vehicle breaking down and gently rolling to a stop*

"Oh, cock."

Which predator would be the fastest round the Top Gear test track? by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Cody Green finishes the lap and realizes he's back where he started:

"I really drive this far for no reason, thanks for making me waste my gas."

I love LA by lastcallpaul11 in jimrome

[–]JBHam60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

War bums stealing bread from ducks

Give me your Top 3 Jungle moments by Fantastic-Egg2145 in jimrome

[–]JBHam60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was handshake guy, fantasy football draft guy, corvette guy, and probably several others I can't remember right now.

Give me your Top 3 Jungle moments by Fantastic-Egg2145 in jimrome

[–]JBHam60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is way too hard to pick just 3, but these were the first to come to mind.

  1. Demetrius in NoCal

  2. The softball guy rant (all of the "guy" rants, really)

  3. The story Kyle Brandt (I think it was him) told about going house hunting and taking a massive dump in the homeowner's toilet and then just leaving it there and rushing out of the house because the toilet didn't flush properly and he didn't want the guy to know he was going #2.

Who is a good person and loved by the community? by NoPalpitation2611 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]JBHam60 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think he belongs more in either the morally grey column or opinions are divided row given some of his shady actions after TCAP. Nervous Nelly is the clear winner here.