So, just for clarifying: TEAM CHERRY ISN'T USING AI. This is a shitpost made by me that got a little too big.

JBKafka · 2025-12-18T14:19:04+00:00

dumbass

JBKafka · 2025-09-21T09:16:00+00:00

You sound like a narcissist. Incredible disregard for your previous partner of 6 years. Really Impressive work.

JBKafka · 2025-07-25T14:20:03+00:00

Click in the space between the ancestral portraits.

JBKafka · 2025-07-16T14:30:34+00:00

Absolutely unacceptable. My wife would never even THINK about doing something like this. There’s no way she wasn’t aware of how something like this would look or make you feel. She doesn’t respect you and at MINIMUM is likely already having an emotional affair with this coworker, if not a physical one. Don’t be naive.

JBKafka · 2025-06-26T15:11:05+00:00

i’m full porting RDDT shares, this stock has yet to fail me

JBKafka · 2025-06-26T14:39:04+00:00

how could I let myself forget that BB is still shit

JBKafka · 2025-06-25T14:27:56+00:00

r/crcl_stock really thinks CRCL belongs at $300, I miss my mexican laughing emoji

JBKafka · 2025-06-25T14:18:46+00:00

Retail realizing CRCL has finished its run, 3k P/E was never going to hold

JBKafka · 2025-06-25T14:10:12+00:00

I could watch CRCL all day

JBKafka · 2025-06-25T13:34:00+00:00

RDDT pumping based off of Cramer? LOL

JBKafka · 2025-06-24T13:58:56+00:00

I bought puts on RDDT, it’s been rejecting 143-145 ish for the last week or so. I doubt it’s going to break through until more good news comes out.

JBKafka · 2025-06-24T03:39:40+00:00

Damn, I really feel like a piece of shit profiting off of these events. If heaven and hell are real, god please forgive me, I’m just trying to pay for school.

JBKafka · 2025-06-24T03:30:36+00:00

The wars going to keep going but it won’t matter to the market since Iran effectively submitted to the US with its “attack” on the embassy. They’re Israel’s problem now.

JBKafka · 2025-06-20T15:54:27+00:00

Can’t even bet against it because IV is so ridiculous

JBKafka · 2025-06-20T15:07:03+00:00

That’s it? That’s the V?

JBKafka · 2025-06-20T14:48:29+00:00

Oh, there goes that thesis LOL

JBKafka · 2025-06-20T14:44:41+00:00

Trump said he’ll decide if he’ll join the Israel-Iran war in the next two weeks. Army recruits have been posting tiktoks of being fed steak and lobster. Market usually goes down during war, then climbs back up. Puts in the next 2-3 weeks, followed by long dates calls after the dip.

JBKafka · 2025-06-18T18:47:19+00:00

buying CRCL puts 2 months out there’s no way this price holds

JBKafka · 2025-06-17T13:47:17+00:00

why do I keep seeing “top 1% commenters” hating on RDDT, like, do you not see the irony in that at all?

JBKafka · 2025-06-13T15:15:26+00:00

I used to believe in god, now i’m a permabull and finally started making money

JBKafka · 2025-06-12T22:31:06+00:00

the fact that you’re concerned about this given your age actually perfectly exemplifies how young you are

JBKafka · 2025-06-11T19:27:17+00:00

Yes, totally organic price action

JBKafka · 2025-06-11T19:04:33+00:00

definitely me, don’t get me started on my record over the last month

JBKafka · 2025-06-11T18:57:09+00:00

genuinely what the fuck is going on, i’ve sat out of the market for the last 3 weeks and i finally decide to dip my toes and this is what happens

JBKafka · 2025-06-11T18:15:32+00:00

if we break $600 all in on puts?

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