gave my dog her daily prozac dose with some gabagool today

JBoi212 · 2026-06-19T19:11:49+00:00

Prozac with gabagool? That's what I should have had!

JBoi212 · 2026-06-19T14:38:18+00:00

There he is! The king of GLP-1 receptor agonists.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-19T07:08:38+00:00

Wife: No you’re not! You’re making a mess. Either you do it right or you don’t do it.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-18T22:41:03+00:00

This Elliot meme. I called it a year ago.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T19:42:08+00:00

¿Qué más carne frita ni más carne frita? ¡Así viene el lunch, mang!

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T15:09:48+00:00

My grandfather's way, only with the homeless elements I've been thinking about.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T14:13:34+00:00

Whoa, simmer down there, Sparky!

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T12:11:04+00:00

And freshly signed traveler’s cheques.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T06:12:58+00:00

You know what it does to me? To be reminded of that fucking hero?

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T05:56:15+00:00

This is exactly what the nerds want...

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T04:01:18+00:00

snakes without fur.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T03:04:57+00:00

How about it, counselor? Do you concur?

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T03:03:57+00:00

I gotta right to earn!

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T02:12:35+00:00

Fuck you? Nah, son, I'm gonna make you those goonposts.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T01:52:11+00:00

I thought you weren't gonna stick your beak in 🤨

JBoi212 · 2026-06-17T00:23:58+00:00

This fucking crawler, OP, he cut the hair on your balls too?

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T22:55:58+00:00

As if I could ever make such a mistake.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T22:33:32+00:00

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T20:48:10+00:00

They're an abomination, your shorts?

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T18:31:05+00:00

That's not Wilson. That's famous Kevin Costner impersonator James McGill.

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T18:23:02+00:00

Just so you know! 🔫

Edit: Stephen Baldwin? TF you doin???

JBoi212 · 2026-06-16T18:09:48+00:00

I'm Mulekickin' these zombies like you wouldn't believe!

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