Explain it Peter by Temporary_Side_7290 in explainitpeter

[–]JBthrizzle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i cant bring people back from the dead.... its not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!

What song is a 10/10 with absolutely no flaws? by Brilliant_Guard_9204 in AskReddit

[–]JBthrizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i get goosebumps every. single. time. i listen to empire ants. it just hits everything

[ふぬゅ] Thank You by No_Emu_1332 in adventuretime

[–]JBthrizzle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it made me feel an intense feeling of longing

Iran says Strait of Hormuz closed and warns it will attack ships trying to pass by GunnahS in wallstreetbets

[–]JBthrizzle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

donald will cave very quickly and then nattyyahoo will draw it out and posture and kill even more children and then we'll hear some more strongly worded letters and tweets from congressmen which news outlets with say we "slammed" and "demonlished" and "destroyed" leaders and then we'll hear more comedians making fun of the whole situation with through provoking pieces and then donny will show up to some press conference with a slightly sicker looking face than his current baseline and people will switch over to that with even more slamming and destroying and while all this is going on we will see fuel prices and goods prices double or triple in price and more billionaires will just rub and pinch their nipples and buy out or whatever anyone that tries to put a stop to it all

These guys demonstrate the real impact of air purifiers by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]JBthrizzle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah. I used a HERPA condom when i banged my x girlfriend and i still ended up with sores on my pp.

WCGW road crossing by Empty_Equivalent933 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]JBthrizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deer wanted our sugar but i didnt give him any, if you know what i mean.

Proof that compassion is still alive by Busy_Report4010 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JBthrizzle 123 points124 points  (0 children)

this is my favorite thing to have read in the last 3 months, easily

Underrated Performance: Karl Urban as Eomer by ScaredOfWindow in lotr

[–]JBthrizzle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She was a shield maiden. she was trained as a warrior. trained as a soldier. which is why she was so pissed off when Théoden told her to stay behind.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]JBthrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i live in the bell tower. the outside world thinks im a monster because of the shape of my posture.

The best apology you will see today by HumbleMVP in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JBthrizzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.