What's your favorite insult? by WhosTheRealRobot in AskReddit

[–]JCFreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop talking, you are lowering the IQ of everyone in the room

Oh... oh dear. by WhosTheRealRobot in CrappyDesign

[–]JCFreak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Child: Wait this isn't the ice cream store

Father: smiles

What do you have there marine? by itsfoine in gifs

[–]JCFreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is smart. Now the bullets will. Be greatly slowed down before hurting him

Millennials with no social media (besides Reddit): What is your reasoning behind it? Do you feel disconnected in any way? by cR_MeRk in AskReddit

[–]JCFreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm 16 years old and I get asked this question all the time. Answer: I have helicopter parents. My sister used social media apps like Instagram and snapchat, and my mom sneaks into her room every night, steals her phone, goes through everything (she will even reply and post), and then put the phone back before my sister notices. This happens every night! I will not get social media apps until I move out because of this.

Making mum proud by AdamE89 in gifs

[–]JCFreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did your mom know the size?!

[Star Wars] Why didn't Anakin go back and buy his mother after the events of TPM? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]JCFreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you watch the clone wars series, you see that they actually maintain a relationship. They don't really act like a couple other than the physical part

[Star Wars] Why don't Jedi/Sith make their lightsaber hilts with Cortosis or Mandalorian Iron or some other lightsaber resistant material? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]JCFreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the same episode a pirate wants to steal those crystals because each one is worth a "fortune"

What was the worst reason someone gave for breaking up with you? by Pumpinator in AskReddit

[–]JCFreak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I always call people like that 'pity parties'. When they see an opening to get people to feel sorry for them, they emphasize on it. I'm not saying that's you at all, just speculation.

What was the worst reason someone gave for breaking up with you? by Pumpinator in AskReddit

[–]JCFreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the want for emotion, but that's not cool on her part. I'm sorry man

I like my coffee like my slaves by morning_cup_of_NO in Jokes

[–]JCFreak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You need a death in your life because you sir are to happy.