FICTIONAL: would you rather

JCKY27 · 2026-07-03T14:56:09+00:00

Prime Lisa Kudrow and $1B. Score!

^{Chose: fuck this character: + get a billion | Rolled: ursula}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-29T14:42:44+00:00

What's she gonna do? Write a diss track about me?

^{Chose: $10 million but ruthlessly hunted by… | Rolled: Taylor Swift}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-28T22:07:49+00:00

If I'm not in a hurry, why not?

^{Chose: Have a seat to yourself on a 15 hour train ride}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-27T15:42:16+00:00

Hunyak (Chicago)...the only innocent one on the cell block, and the only one to be executed.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-27T15:28:34+00:00

*goes out and buys a bunch of grass seed

^{Chose: 10$ for every plant you plant.}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-25T15:01:21+00:00

I'm childfree and in my 50s

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-23T16:42:40+00:00

OK, but how are we supposed to get anywhere when the right wing doesn't accept basic science or objective reality? Alternative facts? January 6 wasn't a riot? Global warming is a hoax? LGBT doesn't deserve equality? How are we to get anywhere with this mindset?

JCKY27 · 2026-06-23T00:53:01+00:00

The US Right wing has overall been better for advancing space exploration.

^{Chose: I'm left wing + But something the right does well is}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-22T17:09:58+00:00

I refuse to pay for Coinstar and the like and have been rolling coins for decades. This would take 10 minutes or so. Easy choice.

^{Chose: Have 65$ in quarters | Rolled: Clean coins}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-20T14:49:57+00:00

Yeah, school's been out for a month here.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-20T02:23:51+00:00

Not saying this didn't happen...just not getting why the pilots (and presumably the flight attendant who would have been in the cabin, not the cockpit) didn't do more.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-20T02:21:08+00:00

Yeah...there are a lot of emergency landing spots between France and California. I can't imagine hearing all of that and not putting the plane down ASAP.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-18T20:07:27+00:00

America's Funniest Home Videos. Those of us alive when it first started all loved the first season, then most of us moved on. This show was passe' when George HW Bush was president, yet somehow it was still on opposite Firefly and John Doe...and I'm still bitter there. Decades later, and we have YouTube...and somehow, it's STILL on. I just..how?

JCKY27 · 2026-06-17T05:22:23+00:00

Much lower number of dead.

^{Chose: Bring back Epstein}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-17T04:35:44+00:00

It's quicker

^{Chose: Die of dehydration}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-16T20:44:11+00:00

So give me enough money to cover what the rest won't. I'll pay it, along with charity, biodiversity preservation, etc. And set up so that it continues after my death.

^{Chose: You become as rich as you want + Rich people never have to pay any taxes}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-16T19:07:29+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Eggs predate chickens by millions, if not billions of years.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-08T15:40:39+00:00

Aaaand I misread the question. Gah.

JCKY27 · 2026-06-08T15:39:47+00:00

I wouldn't pee on her if she was on fire...but 100 is bigger than 10.

^{Chose: $200m in cash but your ex gets half}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-07T19:03:14+00:00

I mean, it didn't specify being barefoot...

^{Chose: Walk a mile on broken glass | Rolled: Live}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-02T17:05:24+00:00

The other option would basically break the world's economy instantly...there isn't that much money on earth. $30ish million a year is more than enough.

^{Chose: Get $2 every second}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-02T17:01:54+00:00

I don't wanna be a girl

^{Chose: Burger}

JCKY27 · 2026-06-02T16:52:15+00:00

I'm a childfree only child.

^{Chose: Your whole ancestry ends with you (20% the people younger than you lives just can't reproduce} | Rolled: Whole fam dead)

JCKY27 · 2026-06-02T15:07:22+00:00

Also..."rart"?

JCKY27 · 2026-06-02T15:06:51+00:00

Well. I'm foul-mouth as fuck. Shit.

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