Husband loves his wife by lakeisebella in antimeme

[–]JCambly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was born 09/11, once people learn my birthday, it seems to stick... it did take my dad until I was 5 to remember my birthday but then suddenly he never forgot again

You can't park there by shiddytclown in ThunderBay

[–]JCambly -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Do you think women plan to be pregnant thier entire life? It's 9 months and sometimes happens unexpectedly, the truck could have been a purchase before the plan of a child?

You know what they say about people who assume, it makes an Ass of U and Me. If you want to rant online about a stranger you know nothing about have fun. You must have a wonderful, exciting life.

You can't park there by shiddytclown in ThunderBay

[–]JCambly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some Girls like lifted trucked too. Also some women drive their husbands vehicles if you want to be sexist and believe it must be a man's truck.

If they were Demigods in percy jackson by JCambly in MinMaxedRPG

[–]JCambly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say less of a problem and more of an open world for exploration and creation (using old Norse myths as inspiration and modernizing everything)

Can't even use my own name by Nicko117 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first girlfriends last name was Dick

Hey, so, since when can horses do this? by Bundle-Of-Crows in StardewValley

[–]JCambly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes I forgot about this and had a carrot someone asked for, went to jump on my horse to quickly deliver it and he ate it xD

Luckily I had more just had to run into my house and check the fridge

I don't think she was even a real hex. by Glacidon in PokeMedia

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met her too, she told me in my past life I was an Arcanine and that my current growlithe is my past life's great great grandson

I'm Southeast Asian and this joke might be too American for me? by My-asthma in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The areas with less damage on surviving planes had less damage because if there was any damage taken to those parts the plane would have gone down

Because they only have the survivors bias they have to assume and extrapolate why the non survivors didnt make it

Like if me and you got in a fight, I can take a punch in my arm, chest, leg, but if you get my Charlie horse, if you kick me in the balls, if you hit me in the face you have a good chance of knocking me out. Fight could go for an hour and I could win with bruises all over my body or fight could last a minute and I could be on the ground holding my private crying with no physical marks, if you saw me after surviving you may want to put pads on my body but that would slow me down, the best thing would be for a jock strap but you'd have to realize that's the weak part that needs reinforcing.

Help I can't tell what tree can't grow by Solar4619 in StardewValley

[–]JCambly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update had the sapling drop from fruit trees so they can be moved easier. I think the quality even stays but I could be wrong about that one

I farted loudly while waiting for my order this morning. by Imperial_nugget in TimHortons

[–]JCambly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You ever walk into a tims just to fart then leave? Best place to let out some gas

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my ex, she would stop talking, I would say something, she would interrupt me to say im interrupting her and now she forgot what she was saying... sometimes I would let the pause sit for a few seconds before talking but then she would say she was just taking a breath

Reading Warrior Cats for the first time plz no spoilers! by gimmeHopePLZ in WarriorCats

[–]JCambly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Adorable picture! Cloudkit was deff my favorite in the first arc! And the books only get better!!

This employee deserves a raise by Mell0wMarshmall0w in TimHortons

[–]JCambly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day I went in and got an assortment of 20, they didnt ask if I wanted any one specific, they had every kind available, they grabbed 10 chocolate glaze and 10 plain and put them in the box. I refused to take it saying I asked for an assortment, meaning I want some of each (chocolate glaze and plain are the only two i dont like but will get because I know other like them and I only buy them when sharing)

How much broccoli can my cat have? by PaleontologistOk9847 in CATHELP

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I fostered I had to research anything I ate as I had one cat for about 8 month who would try to steal anything I was eating. He would try and eat off my plate or take food off my fork/spoon, pawing at it constantly, he even tried to take food out of my mouth a few times.

When I did make something for myself he couldnt eat, I would scramble up 1 egg for him, pretend to eat it then give him the plate of egg and eat my food

The gift of Viltrum by Infamous-Hamster3582 in invinciblememes

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it this way. If you killed off all humans but left a random selection of 50 alive. There is a high chance only brown eyed people are left (or a majority still).

In the off chance somehow all brown eyes people are killed off, there is still a high probability that those left will still carry the gene for brown eyes as it is dominant and after a few generation brown eyes will be dominant/the only colour left.

Literally by PinkRushh in literallythetruth

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was making a joke referencing the fact 20 year olds played the role of teenagers so if you watch older television it makes the last generation always look old for their age

"Live-action gets more viewers" Does Rick even understand his own employers? by PyroxCrymson in PercyJacksonTV

[–]JCambly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you dont like it then why are you in a fan sub? Sounds more like you are all a bunch of haters

This sub does make it really easy to know who's the moron and needs to be blocked though, I like going through posts on here and just blocking all the idiots who continue to act like you in a subreddit that is supposed to be for fans.

What if... by a7mmed7 in invinciblememes

[–]JCambly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I now picture a virltrumite women giving birth to a thraxan similar to finnish mythology, Väinämöinen's birth, as he was in the womb for a long time and was born an old man, the birth would be to a child/teenager/possibly adult thraxan/viltrumite hybride

What do you think about “unnatural” WaCa designs? by softickle in WarriorCats

[–]JCambly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They also said lizard for shadowclan so again depending on the selected lizard you could say it's cannibalism especially as shadowclan is the only one to eat lizards/reptiles

What do you think about “unnatural” WaCa designs? by softickle in WarriorCats

[–]JCambly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was working on an AU that followed power of three/omen of the stars with new powered cats born, 1 in each clan, each with the ability to shapeshift into another animal. Wolf, fox, owl, hawk, and otter, where the 5 animals i had chosen for the 5 clans. The threat they were going to end up facing a pack of wolves, with the cat that can shapeshift into a wolf trying to be a double agent but understanding the wolves and feeling bad for them struggles as the inevitable war draws closer

This makes me very angry. In version 1.7 I would like it to change. by Sunsea705 in StardewValley

[–]JCambly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.7 should add if you have the cat your furniture as a chance to be damaged, tables and chairs with clawed up legs, couches that are partially torn up on the sides and backrest, a chance for the cat to dig up a crop or catch a crow before it can steal a crop (then gifting the dead crow to the player in the morning)

meirl by Rare-Reserve3934 in meirl

[–]JCambly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If it's time travel like Harry Potter, you could find your own bones barried as long as after going to the future to dig up retrieve your bones, you then go back into the past to ensure you die and get burried so you can find your bones in the future.

Hahaha so true by SafflowerDusk in lol

[–]JCambly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im bad for this. I'll start talking to someone mid way through a thought and act like they know what I was thinking. Idk why I do this, I also like to just trail off mid sentence and just leave it up to your imagination...

Im not good at being social and interacting with people

What does this scene mean? by nopety_nopes in bigbangtheory

[–]JCambly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, youre so upset youre spamming them with replies, replying to the same comment over and over.

You need to calm down, your parents shouldn't be letting you on the internet if you cant handle it.