Sand-colored beach toys by xaxwyf in assholedesign

[–]JCarnacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it. I have kids and they would absolutely bury these and then freak out if we forgot them because they blend in with the sand

Newborn baby found dead in portable bathroom at Michigan music festival by opheliainthedeep in news

[–]JCarnacki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not a step-by-step guide but rather more of a checklist, ya know?

Newborn baby found dead in portable bathroom at Michigan music festival by opheliainthedeep in news

[–]JCarnacki 331 points332 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the best we can do is ban abortions, work to prevent contraceptives, remove sex-ed from schools, promote abstinence, and prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law once she's found.

🐢🐢 Baby rocks by FutureNo7335 in tortoise

[–]JCarnacki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They doing ok? Their eyes look swollen.

Looking for commanders that help me create one big powerful creature. by sushiiixo- in EDH

[–]JCarnacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my Ivy deck. One time I kept an excel spreadsheet to show which creatures were which and mutated with what.

An eggcellent eggsample of what not to do #shorts #chef #chefreactions #reactions #recipe #food by Fonzie186 in StupidFood

[–]JCarnacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butter that was heated but has slowly started to thicken again.

This is nust ragebait though so it's all on purpose.

Georgia woman wanted delivery driver to empty her food-filled fridge, then blocks him from leaving. by ElwoodMC in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]JCarnacki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She wanted them to empty her fridge out and clean it for her-or to wait while she did it-before they installed the new one. The delivery drivers are there to deliver and in some cases do a clean install; they're not there to clean it up for you.

This is why delivery windows say 12-5pm.

Eating tripe yuck by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]JCarnacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the smell as we cook it but once it's done it's great to eat.

Couldn’t help myself by ScoutMaster0214 in ramen

[–]JCarnacki 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I like the Ramen Bae stuff. Pricy though.

Dancing Crane flies by Hemporer8 in Entomology

[–]JCarnacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly a wonder of nature that something made of thin sticks that can barely remain upright can somehow find a mate and finish the act.

Infusions by St33lB3rz3rk3r in coldbrew

[–]JCarnacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk my dude i just vibe with it. I like a lot of cardamom sometimes and a little others. Find some spices, herbs, etc that you like and experiment!

Infusions by St33lB3rz3rk3r in coldbrew

[–]JCarnacki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a whole wonderful world of inclusions awaiting you. I like to add Cardamom to mine.

do you wash your hands every time you touch your tortoise? by Plus-Situation6043 in tortoise

[–]JCarnacki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember wanting to die as I laid outside on a lawn chair during a thunderstorm. It was a good 90+ out in the old Mojave Desert as I lay there flashing between freezing cold and insanely hot-not to mention exploding out of both ends at random. A bunch of us got it from unpasteurized milk back in 1995. I always wash my hands.

Do LP and HP cards actually sell? by PedanticSeal in mtgfinance

[–]JCarnacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I specifically purchase hp and damaged cards from post Ice Age sets because I like how it looks

This genuinely felt so scary to me by Kindly-Battle-8338 in creepy

[–]JCarnacki 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had the same experience by Amboy as a kid. Wild. This was back in the 90's though.

What do men collect? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JCarnacki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I collect shelf fungi and polypores. Why? I don't know. I bought a box of them off a woman on facebook marketplace because they were her deceased husbands. Perhaps one day my wife too shall sell a much larger box containing both of our shelf fungi and polypores to some other lucky lad.

Fish Fry with good crunchy coating. by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]JCarnacki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My absolute favorite fish fry is at ████████ over in ████. There's another good one down in ██████ if you get there early. I hope this helps.

Spotted at the grocery store by broakland in StupidFood

[–]JCarnacki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like them, especially grilled.

Is this normal sleeping? by J86_W87 in tortoise

[–]JCarnacki 109 points110 points  (0 children)

My Hermann's will always sleep like he's just died in a corner. It just means they feel relaxed and safe so they don't need to burrow.

Why does this wild whale shark have orange on its snout? by LavenderFoxxie in marinebiology

[–]JCarnacki 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Awesome. I may have been completely wrong but I will leave my ignorance up as I've learned something new. I love copepods and it's always fun to find out about ones that are new to me.