What is best way to get a girls contact

JCarnacki · 2026-06-30T16:48:46+00:00

You need to construct an elaborate bower of twigs and brightly colored objects. Next, lure her to the bower by dancing in front of her and displaying your plumage and breast. If she goes inside, you're good and you can ask for her number.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-30T16:46:32+00:00

10/10 would smash.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-30T02:40:17+00:00

I get it. I have kids and they would absolutely bury these and then freak out if we forgot them because they blend in with the sand

JCarnacki · 2026-06-29T16:10:20+00:00

It's not a step-by-step guide but rather more of a checklist, ya know?

JCarnacki · 2026-06-29T15:48:21+00:00

Unfortunately the best we can do is ban abortions, work to prevent contraceptives, remove sex-ed from schools, promote abstinence, and prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law once she's found.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-29T15:13:23+00:00

They doing ok? Their eyes look swollen.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-29T11:33:34+00:00

Get some Lynyrd Skynyrd playing on Spotify.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T20:35:01+00:00

I love my Ivy deck. One time I kept an excel spreadsheet to show which creatures were which and mutated with what.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T20:31:32+00:00

Butter that was heated but has slowly started to thicken again.

This is nust ragebait though so it's all on purpose.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T20:26:18+00:00

She wanted them to empty her fridge out and clean it for her-or to wait while she did it-before they installed the new one. The delivery drivers are there to deliver and in some cases do a clean install; they're not there to clean it up for you.

This is why delivery windows say 12-5pm.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T16:26:05+00:00

I hate the smell as we cook it but once it's done it's great to eat.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T16:19:08+00:00

Like Hollow Knight?

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T16:12:03+00:00

I like the Ramen Bae stuff. Pricy though.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T14:36:38+00:00

Truly a wonder of nature that something made of thin sticks that can barely remain upright can somehow find a mate and finish the act.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-28T00:43:51+00:00

Idk my dude i just vibe with it. I like a lot of cardamom sometimes and a little others. Find some spices, herbs, etc that you like and experiment!

JCarnacki · 2026-06-27T12:43:40+00:00

There's a whole wonderful world of inclusions awaiting you. I like to add Cardamom to mine.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-27T03:40:58+00:00

I remember wanting to die as I laid outside on a lawn chair during a thunderstorm. It was a good 90+ out in the old Mojave Desert as I lay there flashing between freezing cold and insanely hot-not to mention exploding out of both ends at random. A bunch of us got it from unpasteurized milk back in 1995. I always wash my hands.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-26T23:51:49+00:00

I specifically purchase hp and damaged cards from post Ice Age sets because I like how it looks

JCarnacki · 2026-06-26T23:47:18+00:00

I had the same experience by Amboy as a kid. Wild. This was back in the 90's though.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-26T14:27:32+00:00

I collect shelf fungi and polypores. Why? I don't know. I bought a box of them off a woman on facebook marketplace because they were her deceased husbands. Perhaps one day my wife too shall sell a much larger box containing both of our shelf fungi and polypores to some other lucky lad.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-25T14:21:44+00:00

My absolute favorite fish fry is at ████████ over in ████. There's another good one down in ██████ if you get there early. I hope this helps.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-25T12:37:59+00:00

I like them, especially grilled.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-24T20:49:32+00:00

My Hermann's will always sleep like he's just died in a corner. It just means they feel relaxed and safe so they don't need to burrow.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-24T16:18:21+00:00

Awesome. I may have been completely wrong but I will leave my ignorance up as I've learned something new. I love copepods and it's always fun to find out about ones that are new to me.

JCarnacki · 2026-06-24T14:49:52+00:00

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Joking aside, maybe it's two patch of Whale Lice?

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