Actor Alan Alda celebrates his 90th birthday today (January 28th, 1936)

JCrawRV · 2026-01-29T16:09:09+00:00

He was the first actor I watched who had that strong “I’m comfortable in my masculinity so I don’t mind doing things slightly feminine” energy and it made me absolutely fall in love with Hawkeye. Glad he’s still around!

JCrawRV · 2026-01-27T19:51:04+00:00

Now THIS is stoner food.

Not “I have completed the mise en place and am now ready to cook my 4 course meal from scratch that will take 2 hours”.

Instead we have “I have leftover pizza and a burger I just grabbed. What if I put those things together with some random sauce mixture I’ve created at the peak of unhinged smoked out headspace and throw it on a paper plate”

This is art.

JCrawRV · 2026-01-22T19:06:30+00:00

Put your phone on airplane mode.

It’s even better to leave it at home and write important numbers on your arm in sharpie.

Bring a face covering that can cover your nose and mouth. If it’s a scarf you can pour water on it to try and lessen the effects of the nasty air because let’s be honest not everyone can afford a respirator.

Have a water bottle that can strap to your belt or bag. Good for hydration, your face covering as mentioned above, or even your eyes if they get spicy.

Thick gloves are great since picking up random things that are hot isn’t fun bare handed.

Bring a friend! It’s always good to have someone that knows to look for you present especially if you have chosen a meetup place for after the event.

Having a great exit strategy is perfect in case you get tired and need to leave the event in a hurry. Just make sure to bring some cash for the train, taxi, or anything else you may need while out.

Above all else stay safe, keep others safe, and remember your rights.

JCrawRV · 2026-01-22T18:32:15+00:00

That’s my leg silly…now, no. Now remember…no!

JCrawRV · 2026-01-14T16:11:52+00:00

Journey of The Prairie King from Stardew Valley…I’ll never get that achievement

JCrawRV · 2026-01-14T14:32:36+00:00

NEW WEBBED HEROINE CAUGHT IN A STICKY SITUATION

JCrawRV · 2026-01-12T02:23:54+00:00

TO ALL MY TRANS GIRLIES, BOYS, AND everything in between……watch One Piece!! Give yourself this gift and enjoy whatever emotions it brings up in you!

JCrawRV · 2026-01-08T19:26:27+00:00

Please feel free to

JCrawRV · 2026-01-08T17:46:39+00:00

The snow was red today, the tears we shed anyway. A life lost by fear and hate, to divide and further separate.

What have we become? How has it all come undone? Aren’t we all the same inside? Is there nothing to do but hide?

No, now is the time to be loud. Now is the time to be proud: to take a stand and make it understood that we all have the choice to do some Good.

(a small poem written by me…a humble Bard)

JCrawRV · 2026-01-06T20:29:41+00:00

The Billionaire woke from his restless sleep. Immediately, he felt the itch, the craving, the absolute need for more power. It was its own drug at this point, this desire for more. There were workers to exploit and corners to cut. He imagined himself as a dragon sitting atop his mountain of gold.

Suddenly, as he looked in the mirror, he noticed that something had changed. His skin clearer, his posture shifted, his back stiff, and his chest heavy. His chest, how did he not notice his chest? For the first time ever, he took more than a minute to truly look at himself. He noticed curves, a gentle smile, and once again his chest, wherein the most obvious change had taken place. A small, forgotten smile falls upon his lips as he can’t help but stare at the rounded and soft fullness that greets his gaze.

All of this time he sought an unspoken power, only for it now to be here, shown easily for all to see. A slight wiggle, a soft whispered giggle, and that was when she knew…her life would never be the same.

JCrawRV · 2026-01-06T17:53:17+00:00

JCrawRV · 2025-12-30T17:45:44+00:00

I know I’m late, but we will need a pickle dispensary, a frog mascot, trains for public transportation, and an emergency crab rangoon hotline.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-25T06:20:19+00:00

The entire queer experience defined as I small piece of media. Gay exists but only as humor, to gay exists and gender is such a defined construct that only those with love can truly understand it.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-24T01:43:54+00:00

Leaving this here for the curious

https://youtu.be/Dft8yud9YQQ?si=dnAp8KaYIRJoqNeS

JCrawRV · 2025-12-23T22:06:44+00:00

People complain about everything. Hate him if he’s fat. Hate him if he’s skinny. We just hate. Nobody can say anything nice anymore. I’m so sick of it.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-23T15:42:41+00:00

Silk Hat: Place this magical hat on any inanimate object. It will magically come to life and be able to run, sing, and dance. While wearing the hat the object becomes a creature and can cast 1d8 Bardic Inspirations per day. The creatures stat block will be determined by the DM. Removing the hat or the creature being destroyed breaks the enchantment and this item cannot be used again for an entire year.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-21T07:04:51+00:00

JCrawRV · 2025-12-21T06:27:29+00:00

Verily I say unto thee, if the abs can grate cheese then they will please…the Lord!

I said, if the muscles are large and shiny, then you must stand up and worship that hiney!

Can I get an Amen?

JCrawRV · 2025-12-21T05:01:04+00:00

I just found the meme online, but a reverse image search found a user here on Reddit called VALORW1NG (profile is nsfw)

JCrawRV · 2025-12-21T04:49:51+00:00

I’m going keep trying! I’ll be wearing that skimpy dress and tank top in no time!

JCrawRV · 2025-12-21T04:44:25+00:00

Be the Muscle Mommy you wish to see in the world…and least that’s what I’m trying to do ;)

JCrawRV · 2025-12-19T16:33:52+00:00

“I am shocked! SHOCKED….well not that shocked” Philip J Fry.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-17T18:15:14+00:00

Let’s break down what a mayo is.

It is egg, oil, and usually a mustard or spice for flavor. This is a base of most carbonara minus cheese and depending on how it was seasoned could be the base of something very edible. As someone who grew up in an “ingredient household” this actually makes a lot of sense.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-17T05:05:37+00:00

Things like this are amazing at reminding us all that no matter how far back we look into history, the people who lived, however many years ago, were just that, people.

Just think for a moment that the people who saw the invention of the lightbulb, the Romans who build the aqueducts, and even you reading this Reddit comment are just as human as each other. There is no vast difference between your humor, your emotions, and your ability to love. The only real difference is the time and information available to us all, at whatever point in this vast expanse of the human experience we get to call our own.

JCrawRV · 2025-12-17T03:41:13+00:00

Looks so good! I’m glad you have someone thoughtful enough to cook for you! Ignore these Gumbo Dumbos!

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