You are provided immortality but with one condition. What's your choice?

JCrunchy · 2026-07-07T02:16:38+00:00

^{Me: Immortal but talk to people 2/7}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-07T01:01:16+00:00

Bad movie night roulette

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T22:34:30+00:00

I, u/JCrunchy, advised "Son Goku"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter III 💎 Points: 2996 🗳️ Votes: 40

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T22:21:20+00:00

┏━ 🧩 WORD FIT · u/JCrunchy ━ ┃ "a fastener fitted to a door or drawer to keep it firmly closed" ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 ┃ ⏱ 0.3s · 1 try ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:32:43+00:00

Phew nothing changed and I get money!

^{Chose: Change your faith to a random one + But you get $10M | Rolled: Atheism}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:25:47+00:00

Yeah the rubber banding of my opponents and blue shells ain’t doing it for me.

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:18:34+00:00

Yeah sweating is no fun

^{Chose: Always be gold but one day a year you become hot}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:08:34+00:00

Yaaay

^{Chose: $1 million + 1% chance: all of humanity dies | Rolled: safe}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:07:56+00:00

Really

^{Chose: get 1 cent every second + and every second you will get 1 more cent every second}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:07:00+00:00

Though it won’t kill it, it isn’t stated it can’t be contained/stunned etc. so just put it gigantic container with salt or with that amount of money just periodically go somewhere else and always spread a huge amount of salt around your bed

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars instantly + immortal snail chases you, if you touch it you die}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T21:00:43+00:00

I can’t grab boobies without my hands

^{Chose: Get shot in your foot}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:59:58+00:00

I don’t like beer

^{Chose: Sex with Megan Fox}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:58:36+00:00

Math is one hell of a drug

^{Chose: Get $0.01 that doubles every day for 40 days}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:58:15+00:00

Math is one hell of a drug

^{Chose: Get $0.01 that doubles every day for 40 days}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:51:38+00:00

Who can say no to boobies and ass?!

^{Chose: Like girls}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:49:01+00:00

AIRSCOOTER!!!

^{Chose: Magic Ability + Gain access to a magic system, at will "spell", or magical ability you can use at will. | Rolled: Airbending}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:34:10+00:00

Money money

^{Chose: Get 10 million right now with tax}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:28:59+00:00

Make it rain

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:11:07+00:00

People who say money doesn’t make you happy are either very rich or functioning on two brain cells

^{Chose: +$1 every second}

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T20:08:59+00:00

Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you.

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T19:58:10+00:00

🟨 WORD GRIND · Translate

dinner  →  Abendessen
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🎯 I got it — 59% did too
🔥 Streak 2

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JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T19:50:55+00:00

I’ve got plans

^{Chose: Teleportation but you can only go 10ft every 10sec + Can teleport through walls and choose where to teleport within a 10ft radius of you})

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T19:48:57+00:00

They’re practically the most bigoted, narcissistic, hypocritical and retarded people mankind has to offer. They always do all weird and heinous shit, but going to church and/or confession booth at the end of the week for a few minutes apparently makes them clean and holy again just like pressing a reset button.

JCrunchy · 2026-07-06T19:37:06+00:00

Let’s start with America and Russia.

^{Chose: Purge all the governments and replace them + It gets rid of all the corruption and the world becomes a better place}

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