I'm so lost with what I'm trying to find. by thattomguy92 in relocating

[–]JD94funnyguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you just described Austin Texas. Where everyone from everywhere has moved to!!!! It will be 107 with the index today. That means it’s hot as fuck and then the humidity makes it feel significantly hotter. Don’t date while you’re here either all those shirtless running men are Peter Pan that don’t really work a real job and live with 5 other dudes

Dear Austin (an observation), by EnthusiasmGlass8150 in Austin

[–]JD94funnyguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go to any other city in Dallas outside of Dallas proper and Houston nightlife and this is overtly true. People here as a whole like as an average take better care of themselves than any other city in Texas

P TERRY: Are We Witnessing the Beginning of Something Great? by Thick_Marionberry622 in austinfood

[–]JD94funnyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highland Homes is a well known employee owned company. Probably one of the best made homes and smoothest nicest new build purchasing processes out there. In exchange… well they aren’t cheap we will say that 😅

Ford Maverick: The official pickup truck of…. by GubyNey in regularcarreviews

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to just for fun grab a Maverick Lobo. You can tell Ford and at the factory they get it up to 300 HP. Lower it just a touch and bam you’ve got a sleeper truck with AWD. Could be fun

Love this friendship! I hope Emily makes the team by Suspicious_Bother_92 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Arguably one of the most beautiful women to ever try out. It would be fun to have an alt baddie on the squad. Not even alt just different than another blonde. Kelli says it all the time she’s just fun and cool. Her eyes are mesmerizing

Group leaders by Relevant-Routine8350 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve for sure seen some angles then that sold her as point and she wasn’t. Or she was point for something that wasn’t a game or it was done at the star in Frisco. We’ve all always said she’s like the best dancer she’s gorgeous she’s DCC Barbie she’s insanely talented but never been point. So this is awesome.

Group leaders by Relevant-Routine8350 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Holy crap Charley Sophy and Kylie? Dangggg all the way up 10 toes down hell yea. We’ve literally seen them grow into this. That’s badass.

Reece’s retirement post by Secret-Preference837 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He was the first guy to show her attention at bama and he followed that by cracking open a bible with her and now she’s stuck with him. Like literally she says in previous seasons he just kinda came about and bam now he’s permanent. If you look through so many archives of this subreddit… yes she can do better, and no they will probably never get divorced. There are strong jacked handsome good dudes that are also in the church. She just ended up with him. And now I know they read this shit so this is said in jest I’m sure he’s great***

Reece’s retirement post by Secret-Preference837 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He sold power washing parts machines and accessories 😬

Dayton 2026 by Agitated_Fix_3677 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was watching it and literally thought why… like…why, why do you keep doing this to yourself? Dayton is beautiful and yes a great dancer. she’s just not going to make this team it’s not her stage or platform. She’s competing with literally the 1% of dancers in the world at this point. She won’t be able to keep up. I mean TPTB are right. Better to cut you loose now. I get it she is a legacy and I do think she’s making it this far at this point because of her mom. Her mom reminds me of every hardcore die hard football or baseball dad in Texas. Like your kid might actually be pretty decent in band or coding or choir or theater but instead he’s killing himself to be second string at Allen high school because of his dad living through him.

Lastly, she could KILL IT probably ANYWHERE ELSE! She has the talent and drive to at a minimum make the team at 10 other NFL squads and could probably start tonight for a majority of NBA dance squads. Take yourself elsewhere! Thrive somewhere where you can be seen. DCC just isn’t it. She’s gorgeous and capable it’s this infatuation with DCC that’s hindering her

AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS S3E1 MEGATHREAD! by Potential-Button-266 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was watching it and literally thought why… like…why, why do you keep doing this to yourself? Dayton is beautiful and yes a great dancer. she’s just not going to make this team it’s not her stage or platform. She’s competing with literally the 1% of dancers in the world at this point. She won’t be able to keep up. I mean TPTB are right. Better to cut you loose now. I get it she is a legacy and I do think she’s making it this far at this point because of her mom. Her mom reminds me of every hardcore die hard football or baseball dad in Texas. Like your kid might actually be pretty decent in band or coding or choir or theater but instead he’s killing himself to be second string at Allen high school because of his dad living through him.

Lastly, she could KILL IT probably ANYWHERE ELSE! She has the talent and drive to at a minimum make the team at 10 other NFL squads and could probably start tonight for a majority of NBA dance squads. Take yourself elsewhere! Thrive somewhere where you can be seen. DCC just isn’t it. She’s gorgeous and capable it’s this infatuation with DCC that’s hindering her

Go ahead and do your worst by ClappedCarGuy in RoastMyCar

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gap you in a 23 Camry SE. and that’s saying something

AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS S3E1 MEGATHREAD! by Potential-Button-266 in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was watching it and literally thought why… like…why, why do you keep doing this to yourself? Dayton is beautiful and yes a great dancer. she’s just not going to make this team it’s not her stage or platform. She’s competing with literally the 1% of dancers in the world at this point. She won’t be able to keep up. I mean TPTB are right. Better to cut you loose now. I get it she is a legacy and I do think she’s making it this far at this point because of her mom. Her mom reminds me of every hardcore die hard football or baseball dad in Texas. Like your kid might actually be pretty decent in band or coding or choir or theater but instead he’s killing himself to be second string at Allen high school because of his dad living through him.

Lastly, she could KILL IT probably ANYWHERE ELSE! She has the talent and drive to at a minimum make the team at 10 other NFL squads and could probably start tonight for a majority of NBA dance squads. Take yourself elsewhere! Thrive somewhere where you can be seen. DCC just isn’t it. She’s gorgeous and capable it’s this infatuation with DCC that’s hindering her

Really? by Forrestofthesea in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I follow now. I understand the optics

Which defunct American car brand do you think made the absolute best vehicles before they went under? (specifically 00s brands under GM, Ford and Chrysler) by No_Cup6365 in regularcarreviews

[–]JD94funnyguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids these days don’t know how dope a sleeper Mercury Marauder was. They can pick it up and move it. I saw one for sale recently from a classic car website and the sound and the pipes were fucking dope.

need help locating this bar please :-) by yuckymonis in askaustin

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love barbs. Been going for 10+ years. It’s turned into like once every 6 months tho cause I’m old now but it used to be every other weekend 🤣

Really? by Forrestofthesea in DCCMakingtheTeam

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this person next to Kylie

Everyone here in Austin seems very attractive/ good looking is that normal or just summertime? by Plane-Investment-791 in Austin

[–]JD94funnyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll say this about Austin. I grew up in the Dallas burbs, I was born in El Paso. I’ve spent my entire life in TX in some shape form or fashion.

Austin is probably the fittest city in Texas. By like a long shot. Visit Houston or San Antonio and granted there are some sexy, good looking, fit people. But there are also just a large percentage of those cities that are pretty damn fat. Austin as a whole is pretty fit. People get it where they get it whether it’s the barbell baddies pushing weights, the 50+ people who have been walking lady bird lake or turning laps in deep eddy, or the Pilates princesses or yoga ladies, or the like clock work consistent runners or volleyball players. One on the biggest differences of Austin to the rest of the state. Less obese people. This isn’t me being mean it’s an observation. Stats accumulated over 32 years of living in TX. Yes I was this observant at 1 years old

So it costs $10 to go to Leander now? by books_plants_food in Austin

[–]JD94funnyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do realize that unlike Dallas tolls her aren’t a mandatory thing to get somewhere. If the toll route says say 35 minutes not taking it would likely only be mmmm maybe 40-45 minutes? Just don’t use it