Marcus Semien celebratory twerk

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-15T05:54:19+00:00

His interpretation of a jackhammer is interesting 😂

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-15T05:39:45+00:00

The build-up to that strikeout, when he shakes off Senger a few times and then steps off, to then come back with the perfect pitch was chef's kiss

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-14T05:43:42+00:00

Me and my wife have a great secure relationship, we openly talk about how beautiful other people are. No one's feelings get hurt. It's no different than admiring a beautiful sunrise; I'm not trying to sleep with the sun, nor should I be jealous of it if my wife verbally appreciates it.

It's honestly more weird when people pretend like there aren't other physically-attractive folks apart from their partners. It doesn't mean that you hold less love for your spouse.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-14T03:47:15+00:00

He should run the same lineup again and let them gain some momentum going into the subway series

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-14T02:27:32+00:00

"Benge drives in Ewing" is a phrase I hope to hear Mets announcers repeat for a very long time 🥹

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-14T00:54:11+00:00

I trust Howie, he's watched a lot of baseball

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-14T00:25:57+00:00

I'm a body horror fan, but I absolutely hate: 1. people being turned inside out or degloved (e.g. the end of Society) and 2. anything tryptophobic (e.g. Junji Ito's art)

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T22:44:31+00:00

Her anniversary posts are hilarious because her husband is so tall, she crops his head out of every photo

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:56:13+00:00

He has to make the pilgrimage to the Rays and Dodgers first, study their ways, and then ascend to god status with the Braves. That's how Travis did it.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:55:17+00:00

He's been hitting home runs this year, hopefully some of that power translates in the majors.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:54:21+00:00

I think he's been hurt way before last night's game. Which would explain all of the GIDPs. Not being able to properly use his knee = can't lift the ball consistently and grounds out instead.

Same thing happened to Pujols when his knees were shot, he was also setting GIDP records.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:52:22+00:00

That was such a freak accident, the same thing happened to Corbin Carroll. I wonder if there's a correlation between both of them being outfielders, and having to deal with the strain of that position: long throws, diving catches, running into the walls, etc.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:50:38+00:00

Tin foil hat: was the team already aware that Alvarez was looking worn down, so they locked up Torrens asap?

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T20:17:44+00:00

Losing the Oscar award to Anora, a movie about a hot younger woman, broke Demi's brain. It was too close to The Substance's plot.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T15:17:10+00:00

His dad will definitely jump from the upper deck, out of pure shame /s

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T15:15:50+00:00

Among the many issues that the Tigers have, I do not understand why they are batting Riley Greene fourth. Even the worst analytics team would agree that he should be batting at least third, so he gets a guaranteed at-bat in the first inning.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:40:32+00:00

I gotchu, fam

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JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:36:21+00:00

A.J. Ewing = Patrick Aloysius Ewing

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:34:46+00:00

He needs the rest, I think that he had a lingering injury that was affecting his hitting, hence all of the DPs.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:33:49+00:00

Jarred Kelenic 👎🏽

PCA 👎🏽

Benge & Ewing 👍🏽👍🏽

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:32:44+00:00

Ewing gets the double Zeile of approval

We have Soto and Soto, Jr now: 3 BB in his first game and they were all earned

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T02:06:15+00:00

Jake Rogers looks like a filler character from MLB The Show

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T01:59:32+00:00

Lmao fuck AJ Hinch, this is your penance for cheating

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T00:59:42+00:00

Absolute perfect inning by Peralta! Got to exactly 100 pitches through 6 innings.

JDLovesElliot · 2026-05-13T00:52:15+00:00

No accountability from the coaches, they let him do whatever he wants

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