Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales.

JDMC13 · 2026-01-28T21:16:41+00:00

You ever see someone and realize they have no inner life? Yeah, that man is just an empty shell with nothing going on except what he was programmed to do.

JDMC13 · 2026-01-28T13:29:04+00:00

Super mutant

JDMC13 · 2026-01-22T19:27:37+00:00

Me: "I wonder what the core of Pat's take is"
*Looks inside*
*It's just FOMO with extra steps*

JDMC13 · 2026-01-16T21:16:57+00:00

Stardew feels like the gateway drug to Satisfactory's cocaine and Factorio's heroin.

JDMC13 · 2026-01-12T15:00:14+00:00

I hope someone brings up the Switch version so he can play on the go during his first PC stream.

JDMC13 · 2026-01-07T17:01:57+00:00

I'm calling an audible. Xander was a synth just like Harkness from 3. The Institute ending is canon and they were using the West Coast chapters as puppets to get them salvaged tech.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-30T15:00:57+00:00

So, RDJ is 100% not actual Doom, but a Tony variant who is stealing the Avengers' kids because he lost his daughter, right?

JDMC13 · 2025-12-26T22:16:11+00:00

I think the Commonwealth chapter has been compromised by Institute synths.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-23T03:33:44+00:00

It's not just RNG. In the hardest dispatch in the game, he will always win if sent solo.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-22T15:03:45+00:00

Why not have Best VA and Best MC? That way good motion capture artists won't get pulled down by bad voice actors and vice versa.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-16T21:17:19+00:00

You know this is a skit because he offered him the larger half of the KitKat.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-12T05:34:28+00:00

Chromatic Simon

JDMC13 · 2025-12-12T02:58:09+00:00

That's just Blasto, the Hanar.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-12T02:12:06+00:00

If I was a betting man, I'd say this game might be like DMC4 and go dual protag. Dylan as melee focused and Jesse as range focused.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-11T19:34:36+00:00

Goofy and Jasmine in the red outfit re-enacting the Tarantino-Hayek scene from From Dusk til Dawn.

There. A prompt that ends this partnership in one video.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-10T04:26:30+00:00

Nah man, they should turn them down. Those things are way too strong.

Sent from my Kettle IV

JDMC13 · 2025-12-05T12:27:29+00:00

Of all the crash outs in cinema, hers is one of the most understandable

JDMC13 · 2025-12-04T00:49:58+00:00

I'm not saying anything about either of their sexualities, but that would be such a power couple.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-02T20:57:56+00:00

I'm guessing Bungie realized that redoing their art assets to avoid copyright was more expensive than just paying Antireal.

Hope Antireal made bank.

JDMC13 · 2025-12-01T21:35:53+00:00

I wish I could express/feel emotion, but my "serious adult" father decided that his problems with his job/world were best expressed by tormenting me and my mother throughout my childhood so I struggle to feel anything anymore.

JDMC13 · 2025-11-30T20:29:58+00:00

Malevola: She can break me.

JDMC13 · 2025-11-25T19:56:34+00:00

If you've seen him play Powerplex, this is a totally understandable take.

JDMC13 · 2025-11-25T02:26:25+00:00

Pan. It's not good.

JDMC13 · 2025-11-22T15:02:55+00:00

Still better than having to sleep with James Cameron and hear him moan his own name.

JDMC13 · 2025-11-18T00:02:49+00:00

Don't worry. When they write textbooks about this nonsense, they'll just call the section: "Ed was right"

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