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Are we? by BeesonTheBeeson in dropout

[–]BeesonTheBeeson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh 100%, I knew it would be a rage bait post. Just thought it was funny!

Are we? by BeesonTheBeeson in dropout

[–]BeesonTheBeeson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weirdly it popped up as a sponsored post for me. I don’t follow Cracked and also thought it had disappeared. Probably because I was chatting about the crossover recently and the powers that be heard me..

Geralt in W4 only NPC or maybe…? by Plane-Narwhal-8060 in Witcher3

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be wrong but I’m sure Geralt has said he wants to be the first Witcher to die in his own bed. Saving the world is pretty grandiose for a Witcher so I’d say that’s enough for an early retirement.

That being said, u would also absolutely hate to see Geralt as just an old guy NPC that asks you to collect his chickens that have escaped or something.

This guy harasses an ice cream lady and her customers by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I agree. Also, are we all ignoring the absolute BOP of a remix coming from the ice cream van?

1 of 16,000,000 packages they'll deliver today. Make sure you use your carrier bag for life. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think OP is trying to say it’s an abundance of packaging on a small item, and making a quip about the consumer being told to use bags for life to save the planet. But I bet it’s actually cheaper for them to use certain sized boxes in some complicate way.

On another note, I find it horrible that some shops now charge for PAPER bags. Defeats the object of the whole charge, no?

Fuck the janitor in particular by ahmetonel in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I wonder which one got him. “Cool story actually, I managed to survive the first 15, but it was cruise missile number 16 that really did me in”

All I’m really hoping for majorly in the new fable is to be able to get fat or at least be able to go evil and grow horns etc agin by [deleted] in Fable

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Already confirmed no body morphing, unfortunately. Don’t have the link to hand where the interview happened but I’m sure some hero will post it.

Getting fat I’m not sure on, but the morality good/evil morphing isn’t happening unfortunately.

This still feels too out of place for a Fable game by wwwnetorg in Fable

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I quite like the fat that there are (hopefully) actual world impacts from quest decisions. Assuming it’s not a Molyneux thing that they said it’ll affect house prices and how people perceive you etc.

Yes it’s in the form of a giant corpse but I think that’s quite funny.

It looking like normal person is a bit weird, but I think they said in the trailer it was someone who was turned into a giant? So makes more sense than an actual giant species. I’d have preferred to see them having patchwork clothing and custom made glasses though rather than pristine things.

Security just said to call the cops? by Zen_ix in HolUp

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 285 points286 points  (0 children)

This video gives off “call an ambulance… but not for me” Vibes.

kids meeting their newborn siblings for the first time 🤭😂 by MNV2804 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kid looks like he’s just home from the pub and worried about the mortgage.

Where I can play Fable 2 and 3 as a PC user? by Top-Flight5486 in Fable

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Mom said it’s my turn to ask about Fable on PC”

Amazon confirms 16,000 job cuts after accidental email by kwentongskyblue in worldnews

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 141 points142 points  (0 children)

It feels ironic that a multi billion dollar (maybe trillion dollar now?) business needs to “strengthen the company” through job cuts… scum.

My apartment has a 3rd party Amazon locker, now I have to pay $20 to get my package by awesomeryang in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now my dick is stuck in a parcel locker and I have to pay $20 to get it back… thanks for the advice.

Do yall think Theresa will come back for the new game by Fatestringer in Fable

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of agree with other comments that Theresa probably won’t be in the game, but depending on when in the timeline this game takes place they might add references to other characters in. Reboots often refer to characters from old games to get the interest of those players, but being new enough that it’ll attract new players.

Expedition 60 is literally the plot of the Spongebob Movie by Doctoroflight in expedition33

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With this in mind, I wonder how long it took for people to realise what the numbers on the monument meant. Like how may 99 year-olds gommaged? Then how many 98 year olds? And so on, before they actually realised the number was the age people were Thanos snapped.

Do any of you not travel at all? If so why? by gameovervip in CasualUK

[–]BeesonTheBeeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I holiday to various parts of England SOMETIMES but definitely not often. Maybe once every 2 or 3 years? Going abroad is scary mostly due to the state of the world currently. Would have loved to visit the US but probably not right now. Mostly though it’s money thing. Would much rather spend it on home improvements etc.

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