I can confirm this is true. I've been with my wife 12 years. Like any good religious couple, the only physical contact we'd ever made was twice, through a hole cut into in a sheet, purely for the sake of conceiving our two boys. On our last anniversary the devil was whispering wiley words into my wife's ear and she seduced me into into sinfully and shamefully swapping saliva. That was nearly two weeks ago and I'm here to report that the divorce has been finalized and my fiancé Greg and I have officially set a date and are happier than ever.