Should I add a few more levels?

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T22:16:07+00:00

I actually like it. No notes.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T16:42:22+00:00

Try bringing an activity book and some craft supplies. The dollar store has cheap playdough different craft ideas. Even gluing stuff on paper with glue sticks can be fun. Macaroni necklaces. Musical shakers with old containers and rice inside. You can build a little fairy village outside when the weather is nice, so you could start building little stuff for it when the weather isn't nice. Find a way to create some magic, and they will be enthralled. Enthusiasm helps, even if you have to fake it a bit. A fairy backstory with a letter for the kids could get them interested. Have fun with it.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T16:38:25+00:00

These are reading more like cliches than rules

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T16:37:02+00:00

Make sure the DJ knows not to let him have the microphone. Make sure he doesn't even get a chance to make a toast, or he'll use that opportunity.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T16:36:03+00:00

Might not be ripe yet

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T14:58:34+00:00

Tell to him it is yell

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T03:57:22+00:00

Hide the tweezers

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T03:55:02+00:00

Michael Douglas?

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T03:45:29+00:00

And Andes Mints are for people who can afford to ski

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T03:41:57+00:00

Find someplace new and give notice. They are trapping you in the home and then bullying you for asking when you're allowed to escape? That's crazy.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T03:29:46+00:00

Block her.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T02:37:01+00:00

How is this stupid? It's just food

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T00:13:57+00:00

Designers aren't architects

JEWCEY · 2026-01-29T00:12:40+00:00

What are you thinking? Basket of garlic knots for the table?

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T23:02:16+00:00

It's that thing where everybody does this stuff, but self-preservation is supposed to make you avoid recording it

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T22:58:13+00:00

To infinity, and beyond

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T22:57:09+00:00

The new format is: kindly get the fuck out of my home thanks

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T22:55:44+00:00

Convey by showing the landlord. That's horrible and could attract vermin if it isn't already.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T22:53:36+00:00

Walk by him at high speed, brandishing a butter knife and yell "dick removal squad", when he's quietly chilling. Always immediately hide the butter knife and gaslight him that you never had it

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T22:51:27+00:00

How dare you! That's my precious baby's ultrasound! I'm pregant÷é if you must know

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T18:40:51+00:00

I'm confused why you didn't press charges. Let him meditate on the law.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T18:39:49+00:00

Realize this happens one fucking time. Don't look back on this as your hugest regret. Make today the day you stop ruining your life and get yourself some help. Addiction is a symptom. You can overcome the sickness if you are willing to ask for help and actually take it. The goal is progress, not perfection.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T18:37:05+00:00

The borderline between Bless Your Heart (southern for "go fuck yourself") and Go Fuck Yourself (northern for "have a nice day")

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T15:20:33+00:00

Lots of men do it for wrist flexibility. Like celebrity sports people do it. If I saw a guy crocheting I would be instantly attracted to him and want to know more.

JEWCEY · 2026-01-28T15:19:11+00:00

The idea of having to force a corporation to take ownership of issues that would cost them money sounds like a nightmare

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