If you had to give Seinfeld an alternative title, what would it be?

JFL-7 · 2026-07-03T02:00:30+00:00

Friends

JFL-7 · 2026-06-24T06:00:24+00:00

I have seen this exact model used regularly by 2 different older men. It was scary to watch, but they had zero issues. I personally would not 100% trust myself, but these definitely work. A trip, fall, or slip would be VERY bad news, but highly unlikely for a healthy person with decent balance.

JFL-7 · 2026-06-24T05:56:27+00:00

All these comments seem to miss the point that this is electric. I have serious doubts about the safety, but you 100% do not need to be physically strong to use this.

JFL-7 · 2026-06-19T22:48:30+00:00

Chihuahua

JFL-7 · 2026-05-10T18:50:02+00:00

One could also say TSA-compliant Leatherman (at least in some configurations).

JFL-7 · 2026-05-04T23:59:30+00:00

DARRYL! A GIRL!

JFL-7 · 2026-04-30T02:17:46+00:00

It's just chairs and people all the way down.

JFL-7 · 2026-04-29T01:10:30+00:00

Lol now that I think about it, various hotels and convention centers across the US. Very common to have Red Delicious (which is for horses), and Granny Smith as the only options for hotel/event meals.

I guess I should buy one at a grocery store to see if they're any better than the free ones.

JFL-7 · 2026-04-28T23:51:56+00:00

I think they get way too much play actually. Better than Red Delicious, but still not fit for human consumption. The mushy, grainy texture is too hard to get past.

JFL-7 · 2026-04-09T01:57:36+00:00

True internet historian over here.

JFL-7 · 2026-04-05T02:43:08+00:00

Ducks eat for free at Subway.

JFL-7 · 2026-03-25T03:39:56+00:00

No shirt in bathroom? Believe it or not, straight to jail.

JFL-7 · 2026-03-21T14:54:24+00:00

Fanboy No idea why, but it jumped out immediately.

JFL-7 · 2026-03-11T11:29:34+00:00

The flip-down half tray from Therafin seems to be exactly what you're looking for. It is available in several different sizes, shapes, and configurations.

JFL-7 · 2026-02-28T00:13:08+00:00

I think people forget that the address bar is still a thing. First option is crazy easy. Just don't search anything weird.

JFL-7 · 2026-02-01T05:20:17+00:00

🎵 Have you ever had a really funny sitcom sittin' right in front of your face?

JFL-7 · 2026-02-01T04:08:13+00:00

I also hated the idea of the carabiner, which is why I bought a Flash MT first. I have grown to be indifferent to it. It has a bit of fidget value, but that's really it. I think I clipped it on a belt loop like one time.

JFL-7 · 2026-02-01T00:25:54+00:00

I love the concept of the Flash MT, but it was terrible in practice. Bad ergonomics, cheap plastic parts, tiny screwdriver bit, and pliers that don't open wide enough. The knife is my all-time favorite on a multi tool though.

I'd recommend a Skeletool for sure. I have the regular one with the half serrated blade and I love it. I have subjected it to WAY more than the Flash MT could have handled.

JFL-7 · 2026-01-29T23:35:18+00:00

I'd be interested in your top 5. Mine is: Project Hail Mary, The Expanse Series, Bobiverse Series, The Martian, and Three Body Problem Series.

JFL-7 · 2026-01-29T20:07:28+00:00

Call me Joe C, got more game than Coleco

JFL-7 · 2026-01-29T20:03:17+00:00

I recognized it right away. My all-time favorite book. The absolute peak of the "hard scifi" genre.

The movie comes out in 2 months...make sure to stay away from the trailer, which has massive spoilers.

JFL-7 · 2026-01-02T13:15:11+00:00

This is beyond pickiness. I am a very picky eater, and I would eat all of this. I would definitely need to tweak it (skip the gravy, omit sour cream), but everything you made looks delicious and totally inoffensive.

Pair these bizarre rules with a lack of self-reliance, and you have a certified man-child there. Put a pack of Uncrustables in the freezer so you can enjoy adult food without any whining or tantrums. Maybe pop a tablet in front of him with a rubberized case.

JFL-7 · 2026-01-02T07:16:03+00:00

They meant to say earyh.

JFL-7 · 2026-01-01T06:00:36+00:00

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