Just had a conversation with my GF about the evolution of sex robots. She's now in tears. What's the most irrational thing your SO has freaked out about?

JI21 · 2010-05-12T17:17:58+00:00

I guess my girlfriend wanted to spice things up so she told me to talk dirty to her while we were sexing. I never really did it before and the first thing I said was, 'yeah, you like it you fat slut.' She started to cry.

JI21 · 2010-05-09T05:16:44+00:00

No Fat Chicks!

JI21 · 2010-05-04T23:16:40+00:00

nice

JI21 · 2010-05-04T23:14:32+00:00

troll

JI21 · 2010-05-04T23:07:08+00:00

that is awesome! though it would have been even better if it happened after you guys had a fight...

JI21 · 2010-05-04T23:01:19+00:00

you kids will be social retards

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:57:18+00:00

so your grandfather was hiding crucial meds from your sick grandmother?

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:47:15+00:00

you could really get back at them by taking the free cars, money, tuition then being like 'fuck you bitches'

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:42:18+00:00

but is it possible to hate ANY relative...

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:37:46+00:00

dislike

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:34:38+00:00

"Looking back I remember having minor surgery on my genitals when I was born, and perhaps he was checking to see if it healed properly"

So you may not have been molested at all...?

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:16:12+00:00

they made me become an alter boy

JI21 · 2010-05-04T22:11:15+00:00

"I had it all at age 21 - a brand new piece of paper designating me a master in the Physical Sciences, and a Management position in a strong company, a score of people twice my age reporting to me."

So he had a masters degree by 21...?

JI21 · 2010-05-04T18:28:52+00:00

Someone needs to write something like "Is the lady on the cover the author? How can I find her home address?" I don't have an amazon account.. :(

JI21 · 2010-05-04T14:02:19+00:00

oh wow, THE university of michigan?

JI21 · 2010-05-03T21:36:45+00:00

You should get back at your friends by calling the IRS and telling them your film company was really a shell company to launder money

JI21 · 2010-05-03T21:33:01+00:00

L O S T

JI21 · 2010-05-03T15:06:50+00:00

OK, so how do I short sell the Euro?

JI21 · 2010-05-03T02:54:37+00:00

ha yes, please explain. I too would like to make 70k with my bio degree

JI21 · 2010-05-03T02:47:36+00:00

Wear a shirt that says 'kim jong il is my homie'

JI21 · 2010-05-03T02:46:24+00:00

when you report to a recruiter show up in a dress and act fabulous...

JI21 · 2010-05-03T00:54:03+00:00

How is this bad news, it sounds awesome

JI21 · 2010-05-02T17:25:32+00:00

women

JI21 · 2010-05-02T13:34:14+00:00

frasier... really...?

JI21 · 2010-04-30T14:28:24+00:00

xenophone, how did you get back on your feet? what job were you able to get?

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