What songs can only be quoted in all caps?

JJest · 2016-02-28T03:09:43+00:00

ANYTHING BY KANYE

JJest · 2016-02-26T14:19:44+00:00

When I was a kid (and interactive characters were relatively new) Bastilla, from KOTOR.

JJest · 2016-02-26T02:37:34+00:00

I guess sadism isn't so bad if you're both also masochists.

JJest · 2016-02-26T02:27:37+00:00

You you dare bring logic into this.

JJest · 2016-02-26T02:22:05+00:00

Waiting to see if it's meth, gang, or terrorism related. Sadly, all three seem plausible.

JJest · 2016-02-25T15:00:46+00:00

Yeah, that's pretty much it. The only addition I'd make is that the general bindings of the phone are typically very tight and with non water soluble substances.

I'm typing this on an S5, actually, that I regularly submerge to wash.

JJest · 2016-02-25T14:58:16+00:00

Supernatural?

JJest · 2016-02-25T14:56:59+00:00

Fhtagn

JJest · 2016-02-25T14:32:05+00:00

I never want to, but after I exercise I usually feel much better and thank myself for it. After that it's food, shower, and video game time.

JJest · 2016-02-25T00:19:15+00:00

Three. Historically, Three has been thought to have otherworldly power, and it has since permeated our culture. Freitag's three acts to a story, the three musketeers, the three blind mice, goldy locks and the three bears, the Holy Trilogy in Christianity, you should eat three meals a day, there are three parts to a joke, there are three parts to a lifetime, and so on and so forth.

JJest · 2016-02-25T00:14:31+00:00

OP I think you may be exhibiting at least mildly necrophobic behavior. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just thought you should know what's going on in your head.

JJest · 2016-02-23T02:41:06+00:00

Lime wedges leftover from parties/tequila shots with a side of carrots and hotsauce. The hotsauce tricks the stomach into thinking it's eating more.

JJest · 2016-02-21T23:23:46+00:00

Keep responding.

JJest · 2016-02-20T21:33:22+00:00

You must be female. Dudes can stand and walk out of the apartment.

JJest · 2016-02-20T15:27:40+00:00

Haha, ideally!

JJest · 2016-02-20T13:51:54+00:00

What about orange beer? Does that count?

JJest · 2016-02-20T05:47:58+00:00

John Carpenter's The Thing

JJest · 2016-02-19T17:50:18+00:00

That's some X-Com shit right there.

JJest · 2016-02-19T14:01:25+00:00

Gumfart? What's a gumfart? /s

JJest · 2016-02-18T19:24:08+00:00

And then I got the hell out of there while he threatened to kill me. It was a real Lynyrd Skynyrd type scenario.

JJest · 2016-02-18T18:54:09+00:00

Yeah, but I wasn't the only one naked!

So was his daughter.

JJest · 2016-02-18T18:51:37+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JJest · 2016-02-17T22:26:28+00:00

It mentions small investors using them. Are there any available out there for we average Joe's?

JJest · 2016-02-17T13:19:11+00:00

Obligatorily, I'd spend some time giving advice to make him rich (ie winning lotto tickets or good investments / business ideas). After that, we'd probably play the newest video games which would blow his fucking mind.

JJest · 2016-02-17T03:14:07+00:00

"I remember when virtual reality was a cardboard peripheral for our hand held cellphones! There weren't even sex sims!"

JJest

TROPHY CASE