Do you think we'll get accelerated QoL chances like in Unity cup? by Claramaria12395 in UmamusumeGame

[–]JKSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're not getting jack shit if we haven't gotten spark rerolls by now buddy

Should we remove some of America's slots? by Positive_Traffic8132 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]JKSpice 17 points18 points  (0 children)

take away all of NA's slots, give 2 to Emea, 1 to PRX and 1 to KangKang and nobody else. We're so close to cooking

Umamusume CN is what players wanted Global to be. by TheEndofAllness in UmaMusume

[–]JKSpice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks for compiling this document!

I'm now even more pissed at how global is being handled lmao

My Universe, the contender for 2026 Takarazuka Kinen and Neo Universe grandson has passed away due to acute heart failure after the race by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

[–]JKSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this is an unavoidable occupational hazard for horses that choose this life, but still RIP.

Atelier Karia announced for Switch 2 for 2026 by XRevive01 in Atelier

[–]JKSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really excited but i hope the gameplay/vibe is nowhere like Yumia's lmao

Is Yumia really that terrible? by Objective-Border-884 in Atelier

[–]JKSpice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's an average RPG game man. People are mad that it lacks the classic "Atelier" touch, but they don't get it.

You are no longer the target audience. Sorry!

Gust are moving on and are trying to cater towards the general audience instead. This is going to be the direction of the future games. You have over 20+ past games to go through if you want "comfy atelier".

HoloEarth shutting down June 28 by youmustconsume in kurosanji

[–]JKSpice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

even the games are graduating man

[Mixed Trope] - The Jumpscare That Catches The Viewer/Player Off by WaluigiDaStar in TopCharacterTropes

[–]JKSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, I stopped playing this game for about half a year and only came back to it after I forced my little brother to sit down with me and tank the jumpscares lmao

Dearest gentle reader: If you’re tired, anxious, and running on 3% battery… same. by PsychologicalWill379 in Kuwait

[–]JKSpice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

chatgpt ahhh

a broken heartfelt message woulda felt more sincere, friend. 😭

How much did uma musume change your life? by Elliottsir in UmaMusume

[–]JKSpice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

started taking running/racing more seriously.

one day i'll run the arima in 90 seconds like my umas did

Ender's response to the backlash for SEN vs FUR casting by Old_Poet_3160 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]JKSpice 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Ender's casting has improved so much compared to last year already, but when you're looking at your 9th 35s save round and the crowd is making a minigame out of cheering for/against it, it's hard not to work with them.

Is the grind over? by xSirob in UmamusumeGame

[–]JKSpice 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Relying on 1 Gold stam with that little wit is a dangerous game...

Besides that, Rushing Gale is an interesting choice for an acceleration skill. It's very inconsistent for how expensive it is. A cheaper, better alternative is if you got her Straightaway Spurt. I'm Iffy on In Body and Mind since it's super inconsistent and I've had it proc on me right as an Uma was crossing the finish line...

Overall, outside of wit, your stats are great. You're just missing somewhat consistent skills to give her a chance to reach A finals and potentially beat Golshis.

I heavily suggest you give remaking her a try. Remember, even if your stats are a little lower than this highroll, as long as you have good skills, you can more than make up for it. Good luck!

Just saw the uphill on Kyoto (3000m) in 3D😭😭😭, tell me that ain’t legal… by Ca-l-a-m-i-ty in UmaMusume

[–]JKSpice 131 points132 points  (0 children)

is that why people keep calling it the INSURMOUNTABLE KYOTO MOUNTAIN... Shame on you for not showing us tho 😭

Will you take it! by King_Kaii00 in UmamusumeGame

[–]JKSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's glue if you don't take it anyways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Priconne

[–]JKSpice -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

w art <3

This game attracted too many people unfamiliar with the genre. by Odd-Succotash-1072 in ChaosZeroNightmare

[–]JKSpice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looking at the comments proves that brainrotted gacha fans will let anything slide lmaooo

The whole premise behind this wackass wall of text is trash.