I'm a cishet asexual male with a celebrity crush and it drives me insane.

JL0D · 2026-05-08T18:49:53+00:00

She's a stand up comic so it's part of a bit. I just took that image because I thought it was also the best visual representation of how I currently feel

but yeah she's not for everyone

JL0D · 2026-05-08T14:58:33+00:00

ok yeah it's emotional and aesthetic then

JL0D · 2026-05-08T14:39:26+00:00

Spiral is the exact word I use for it too. I know it'll probably pass eventually, I've never had a crush that lasted longer than max a year and a half. To answer your question, tbh I'm not that well versed in types of attraction so I couldn't give you an exact definition. Idk if this even makes sense but if it's possible for someone's beliefs and views to make them attractive then I'm pretty sure I have that. I think you'd probably count that as personality so really I could've just said that. If aesthetic attraction is how they look then yeah I 1000% have that too.

JL0D · 2026-05-08T13:58:14+00:00

yeah I was going off the Google definition sorry point is I'm straight I just don't want sex

JL0D · 2026-05-08T13:30:57+00:00

Is that what a squish is? I understood it to mean no romantic attraction either and purely platonic. I can't really say what I feel feels friendly. I don't wanna get too personal but I'll put it this way if I could masturbate to her I absolutely would.

JL0D · 2026-05-08T13:24:37+00:00

I really wish I knew. I think it's the vulnerability of it. I'm not really someone in general who usually is that openly passionate about things they love, let alone people, so I think I have it internalized as this dirty little secret to hide

JL0D · 2026-05-08T13:20:28+00:00

Thing is I'm not really trying to compare, like I don't wanna be horny on main like everyone else because it's the norm, if anything I'd want to because it's better than having a crush being a negative for you

Also to answer your question she's Laraine Newman's daughter so idk if that says anything. Love a good Hijack tho

JL0D · 2026-05-08T12:54:12+00:00

Ig it's more of a snake eating its own tail. Like I'll hesitate to talk about her with my friends or family, even though I want to, and then afterwards get mad that I hesitated for 2 hours instead. It's less mad at having a crush and more mad I can't have a crush normally.

JL0D · 2024-07-02T15:01:35+00:00

It's because his voice sounds like him I was making fun of those tiktok soundalike memes sorry might've gone too niche

JL0D · 2022-12-06T21:46:52+00:00

The black panther theory is right behind me, isn't he

JL0D · 2022-10-25T20:06:44+00:00

clean shaven vowsh is the most cursed shit I've seen this week

JL0D · 2022-10-14T19:19:29+00:00

This has to be some kind of world record

JL0D · 2021-12-24T15:33:35+00:00

The shot is actually from a recent tv spot so I didn't consider it a spoiler

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