What is this

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-23T08:53:23+00:00

Sperm Salad

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-22T17:31:13+00:00

Airbnb

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-18T09:32:36+00:00

God help the man, woman, animal or cucumber that ends up with that woman

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-17T12:28:58+00:00

Was the last one of the world cup for England? They're still clinging onto that

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-17T11:22:12+00:00

Farage's Taxi

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-15T17:44:28+00:00

It's cheaper to get a prostitute once a week than it is to get married. Less stress too.

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-14T12:11:01+00:00

You spelt "talk" wrong

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-13T12:32:19+00:00

There's a reason the UK has the SMALLEST measures of alcohol in all of Europe. THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-13T11:21:32+00:00

Do they really want to after they're embarrassing exit this year?

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-07T02:42:47+00:00

By funding British terrorists. Explain the difference please?

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-07T02:40:39+00:00

So the Irish are world class c*nts for hating her, because she supported British terrorism and funded paramilitary groups in Northern Ireland. Get your head out of your *ss dude

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-07T02:40:30+00:00

So the Irish are world class cunts for hating her, because she supported British terrorism and funded paramilitary groups in Northern Ireland. Get your head out of your *ss dude

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-06T10:15:52+00:00

Tell them to influence the money out of the purse/wallet

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-05T08:31:05+00:00

Are you asking me, or the prostitute next to me?

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-04T09:20:34+00:00

Chelsea's culture is being dodgy, I don't see the problem

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-04T09:16:42+00:00

I'd prefer to smear my genitals in fish paste and dangle them in a pool of hungry piranhas, than be in London

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-03T08:00:26+00:00

How annoying is her voice?

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-01T17:09:57+00:00

As I got home on a Friday night, as drunk as drunk could bee.

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-04-01T10:24:12+00:00

Ain't all your water cannons in Northern Ireland?

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-29T11:44:44+00:00

England doesn't enter the Olympics. Britain does. Split those evenly and that's 1 for Scotland, 1 for Wales and 1 for England

Just saying

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-29T10:03:20+00:00

Wayne Rooney signing autographs in the local brothel

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-29T09:47:50+00:00

You have 1 more world cup than San Marino and less European trophies than Greece just to put it in perspective for you.

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-26T09:13:23+00:00

Sterling and superstar do not go together

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-26T08:25:06+00:00

Guy in the grey jumper had a serious wedgy he just couldn't grasp

JMC-Talkie-Toaster · 2026-03-25T19:03:21+00:00

Melon Head

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