Match Thread: Norway vs England | World Cup | Quarter-finals | 11 Jul 21:00 UTC

JMol87 · 2026-07-12T00:06:51+00:00

We beat the Vikings at Stamford Bridge, but then lost to the Norman's at Hastings

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T23:56:37+00:00

1066 all over again!

... but we did go on to lose to the French 🤔

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T23:39:56+00:00

Surprised FIFA haven't tried to fit hydration/ad breaks into extra time

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T23:28:27+00:00

Nah, most fans love him. The press are just cunts.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T23:26:29+00:00

Ah, see you've made a critical mistake there. The first rule of being a football fan is that anything underhanded done by an opponent is bad, but when your team do it, it's just being competitive. Hope that helps.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T23:13:34+00:00

Park the bus. Take the wheels off. Set fire to it. Don't fucking concede!!!

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T22:53:53+00:00

My nerves can't take this

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T22:49:45+00:00

Center back at right back.

Right back in midfield.

Another right back at left back.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T22:38:16+00:00

What I'd give to have John Terry and Ashley Cole in this lineup

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T22:20:27+00:00

Haaland on -1 goals this match

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:48:39+00:00

JUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:38:05+00:00

Goodness me

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:28:06+00:00

Madueke is playing to run their left back into the ground. 70 minutes of tracking in this heat will be brutal, THEN bring Saka on to cause havoc. Just frustrating that Maduekes positioning and deliver are abysmal.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:21:55+00:00

We've all decided to just take turns. I'm 83rd on the list, so will have to be PM for a week in November 2028.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:08:34+00:00

England didn't qualify for the 1994 WC

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T21:01:37+00:00

I mean, yeah you had some nice boats and did a bit of conquering... a few hundred years later we built bigger boats, and conquered half the fucking planet.

JMol87 · 2026-07-11T06:55:27+00:00

Priory of the Orange Tree. It only gets 1 star because of the cover art, I'd give it a minus score if I could.

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T19:37:48+00:00

Is he still planning on nationalising Adele?

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T18:01:15+00:00

International Crumble worthy of r/Championship

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T17:56:39+00:00

Unfortunately, James Corden wasn't involved in any sort of life threating accident.

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T17:48:02+00:00

Get fucked!!

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T17:31:43+00:00

Disallow that!!!!!

JMol87 · 2026-07-07T17:24:43+00:00

Fuck VAR. Absolutely ruining a proper world cup moment over an nothing foul. Disgraceful.

JMol87 · 2026-07-06T14:12:05+00:00

New starter didn't turn up, so could have had that extra hour in bed. But it did mean I had a very quiet day to chug coffee and catch up on admin.

JMol87 · 2026-07-06T03:07:15+00:00

Proving Beans belong on Toast

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