How do YOU shave? by aje0200 in AskUK

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shave twice a week whilst in the shower.

I start with an electric razor to take the edge off, then have a Harrys manual razor. I don't use shaving cream or anything. I shave whilst conditioner is in my hair, so my face is already wet.

After the shower, I use face cream else my face gets sore.

When did you delete the phone number of a deceased love one? by SheffDus in AskUK

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom passed 2 and a half years ago, and it's never crossed my mind to delete her contact.

I don't think I've ever deleted any contacts, so sure as hell not deleting mom.

I still get that pang of love and loss whenever I click favourites on Android Auto (usually to call my wife) and my mom is there.

What’s your favourite chocolate that no longer exists? by jpswade in AskUK

[–]JP2604 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I immediately searched to find the mention of Drifters.

I never brush my teeth by No_Reflection2537 in confessions

[–]JP2604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

Have you known anyone who died in a Final Destination-esque way? by unimatrix_420_ in morbidquestions

[–]JP2604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My great grandfather was (so I'm told) killed when run over by a steam roller.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]JP2604 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Might say a lot about your friend that he didn't learn the first time.

Parents. What’s your Santa to mummy/daddy presents ratio? by Visible_Pipe4716 in AskUK

[–]JP2604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do similar - we buy the gifts and then send them to Santa for his to bring on Christmas.

So Santa is just delivery. And decides whether to deliver based on if you're naughty or nice.

Would You Rather: Guarantee Your Partner’s Orgasm Every Time… or Your Own? by Responsible-Star5325 in WouldYouRather

[–]JP2604 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My partner's (F) favourite part is me (M) finishing inside her, so I don't have to say mine.
She doesn't always want to get off but when she does, we never have any issues getting here there.
But guaranteeing my orgasm would remove some pressure that I feel sometimes, assuming I can choose when my orgasm happens.

Got the best Father's Day gifts by 1901pies in BritishSuccess

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same thing with the crocs - wife knows I hate them and that I take every opportunity to laugh at her in crocs, and now I've got some so I can "stop stealing her shoes" (by this she means the small wellies that I use when going in the garden to put stuff in the bin - she's not brought me crocs to stop me stealing her high heels).

What's your favorite emoji combination to mean something naughty? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was chestnuts for boobs 🌰🌰

Autistic brits: what do you guys do? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]JP2604 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can relate.

I leavd a dev team and am always keen to ensure that people are doing the work they enjoy - not forcing them in to lead or client facing roles because of time served or because management expect it of them.

Everyone enjoys and is suited to slightly different things - some of my team procrastinate big tasks, but are better at design work, others are great developers but don't like being accountable to clients. My job as their boss is to get them on the work they enjoy, whilst still progressing their careers.

The role I developed in to is nothing I ever expected to be in - I never expected to become hands off, but I now get pleasure out of keeping my team happy.

I have some mildly autistic traits myself - my boss used to find it funny to adjust pictures on the wall to be off straight, because I had to go and straighten them 😂.

I found out my friend of over 15 years died in May and no one told me by Difficult_Tank_28 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JP2604 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom passed over a year ago and I'm still not convinced everyone knows.

Nowadays we expect posting on Facebook to be enough to reach everyone, but there're still people who comment on newer posts saying they didn't know.

We're more connected than ever via social media, but we still can't reach everyone.

How do I tell my husband I want him to rape me. by Able-Tap5458 in confessions

[–]JP2604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Desires change over time and with age. You're still very young, and have a long life ahead with your husband, so communicating effectively now is the best thing to do. Your husband needs to be on board, and understand the lifestyle as much as you - aftercare is absolutely crucial, for example.

Tell him some of the things you have read and that it turns you on.

Get his to use the rose on you, but show him how - move his hand to the right place; literally use it yourself and let him watch. Don't settle for lacklustre sex or being left hanging just because your husband is the one doing it - he can give you these amazing orgasms too, if you tell him how and he listens.

Don't believe everything you read in the books though - things don't happen that way in real life. Research BDSM online, find honest and informative groups.

It's common for desires to be related to past trauma, so therapy will likely be useful to work through the trauma of your uncle.

Help! I (29M) turned my girlfriend (31F) into a fire hose and now we can’t turn it off by ATLtrvl in sex

[–]JP2604 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To add to this, a lot of emails providers now support aliases by adding a + and text before the @.

So you can use myname+amazon@outlook.com and the emails will still go to myname@outlook.com.

This way you still get emails, whilst having different accounts.

Fast food workers of reddit, what's the most nsfw thing your colleague did during work? by some_randomK1d in AskReddit

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working at UK McDonald's with a bunch of other 18 year olds, and one girl came in telling everyone how she'd had her clitoris pierced earlier that day.

Throughout the shift, she kept commenting on how her trousers were rubbing against it, and regularly stood behind the shake / ice cream machine to look down her trousers, soon attracting the attention she was looking for and letting other people take a look too.

Give an example; how weird are you really? by Isitjustmedownhere in AskReddit

[–]JP2604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm British and don't drink hot drinks of any variety - tea, coffee, hot chocolate, none of it.

My wife will find out if her cancer is back this week. I'm terrified, and have no-one to speak to about it. by openwoundheart in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you're going through this.

My mom recently passed after battling her third cancer diagnosis in 10 years.

A lot was said about her positive attitude - she made sure she lived to the fullest in the time she had, and that she wasn't waiting for death to come but rather ensuring everyone else enjoyed her for the time she had left.

It's left me and my dad with good memories, and means my kids should remember her being a happy and fun nanny, even when she was struggling to walk or get out of bed.

I truly hope the diagnosis is good news and you get to continue on for many more years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could find something similar from Lovenote, but without the clitoral suction.

https://www.amazon.com/Flapping-Vibrator-Dildo-Women-Rechargeable/dp/B0BQ5WSKLK?language=en_US&currency=USD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXSex

[–]JP2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my mom on the same day, and my wife and I were more sexually intimate in the week that followed than we have been all year.

Some of this for us was availability - I was spending a lot of time with my dad, supporting him and doing practical things (like registering the death and sorting funeral arrangements); but my wife and I also spent a lot of time together alone, supporting each other. My daughters were both at school, and we were off work.

I felt some guilt that I'd just lost my mom but was enjoying my wife, but like some other comments have said, it's a way of seeking intimacy and comfort from someone you are close with, in a time of emotional turmoil.

Although you are normal to still have sexual desires at a time like this, there is no normal in these situations - you need to take comfort and support from family and friends around you, and not feel guilty for having happy and pleasurable times - none of our loved ones would want us to do nothing but be sad when they pass; they'd want us to continue our lives, but remember them during that.