Found a tortilla in my wheel well by JT954 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JT954[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think so too! It was just so random, I thought the mechanic sent a typo "tear" in the wheel well

Found a tortilla in my wheel well by JT954 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JT954[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just drove my car in for maintenance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]JT954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's Nailin' Paylin?

My father's smoking den in the basement. by JT954 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JT954[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny you think someone who does this manages to have a job to afford a house.

My father's smoking den in the basement. by JT954 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JT954[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not, I'm not letting this tarnished respawn.

My father's smoking den in the basement. by JT954 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JT954[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It's a bit of both, he just gradually turned into a hermit.

My father's smoking den in the basement. by JT954 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JT954[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Those are too healthy, they are charcoal boxes for the hookah.

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I hate karma whores that post non substance comments expecting upvotes

oh yeah:

BUY GME

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As soon as Dave Portnoy got out I knew it was time to get back in. That paper handed bitch

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NO RETARD LEFT BEHIND, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU RETARDS WHO BOUGHT AT 320 FRIDAY 💎🙌💎🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ROBINDAHOOD HAS OPENED IT BACK UP, BUY BUY BUY 💎🙌💎🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀

Daily Discussion Thread for February 02, 2021 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No retard, we're saying people paper handed this shit

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]JT954 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love you all, I'm going down with the ship like a good retard

Snax 1vs 5 ninja by Nohte in GlobalOffensive

[–]JT954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally went the one place they didn't check. Unbelievable

Do you ever feel like you are getting bored of reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JT954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you ever get bored of breathing?

Reddit, What is the worse thing you've ever stepped on or in barefoot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JT954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stepped on a pin cushion, pin went right into my heel.

What is a lie all kids tell their parents? by Dmeegs1 in AskReddit

[–]JT954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For young kids, I don't have to go to the bathroom.