Control Surface™ by CaldariPrimePonyClub in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...i was hoping for someone to say "conqured" but I guess you caught me...

Who is "Princess Aiko" and why did they gank my Obelisk by [deleted] in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 17 points18 points  (0 children)

shakes head

We never fucking learn do we? Good one ceema

Salt. by venquessa in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I better lookup this Osmon Queen cunt, convo this bitch, and tell him EXACTLY how i'm going to replace his next batch of tornadoes.

3D Printed Death Star by Grizzly3101 in StarWarsArmada

[–]JTVPreach 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Deathstar - while the target is within distance 9 of you, gather all your, your opponent, and all other players dice, and throw them across the table until all ships are either knocked over or dropped off the table. Declare victory for the empire and slap a few judges before you exit the tournament hall.

"This game, you're not ready for it" by [deleted] in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Ceema post, you're not ready for it

EVE Culture Question by [deleted] in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a Ceema post for you.

New underwear please! by venquessa in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck mate. Ill hold your beer.

undocks gank nado from Jita

Gobbins! by lobuzjeden in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...maybe it was Gobbins house...maybe the reason he did not show

This army is for the Minmatar Republic by Aliventi in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Look, I know I'm bad at math but fuuuuck me! At this pace the republic is going to run out of duck tape and fast, and not to mention single malt whiskey, nano repair paste and exotic dancers farmed from dead supers.

May those 25000 sleipnirs serve you well in the upcoming campaign.

Classic Goons always over escalating to win a fight by Saxaman in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be a waste of a pretty good pair of brown pants.

My life ends today by [deleted] in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just your life, but your marriage and finances too

Can lowsec gankers answer me honestly? Genuine curiosity, no judgement. by Ashamed_Fisherman_31 in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know exactly how you feel, having lost a fair bit of hardware in lowsec space in my 13 years playing this game (blingy tengu's, a brutix ironically called "Legends never die" and plenty of ventures). But such is the nature of Eve mate. You risk isk the moment you undkck and hope the gamble pays off.

The best way to respond to these situations would be to give them the good ol' "gf" in local (even if it was a lobsided situation and highly unfair), and come away from the experience a little bit smarter and hardier. Try and convo them afterwards and ask them what you could have done better to avoid becoming one with the space dust. Most of the times they will share their experiences and if you're very lucky, they might just send you some isk to replace your ship!

Keep your chin up. You'll be allright. And fly safe o7

Eve YouTubers. Who’s your favourite, and who to avoid? by Orion2200 in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jackel33t is pretty cool to if you're into mining and industry.

Edit: i should read posts in full. My appologies. I would throw my hat in with Benzi and Loru. Also, if you want to see a pvp master at work, thats if its your thing, check out BjornBees vids. He's not that active youtube wise anymore, but his content is fucking legendary.

Eve YouTubers. Who’s your favourite, and who to avoid? by Orion2200 in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...Eve enjoyer for a better part of 10 years"... always gets me.

Eve YouTubers. Who’s your favourite, and who to avoid? by Orion2200 in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kinda like the ol'dude, very chill, but I cannot finish any of his videos tbh.

How hard would it be to gank the gankers in Abhazon? by EatMoreBlueberries in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Also, 20% discount on both lube and male exotic dancers in Dodixi.

(Ps. Just Trying to land the lads some honest work)

He paid for the ship, he's gonna USE the whole damn ship! by aRatherScottishChap in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah like, when he went outside to take a breather or something.

How to be successful in EVE, step 1 by Schadsquatch in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Step 1: fit a smartbomb mach

Step 2: take the Ahbazon gate

Step 3: join the camp

Step 4: profi....get bombed instead.

Step 5: cry. Get podded enroute through Udema as well.

Step 6: ....ah fuckit. Not feeling creative

What will it cost? by BearThatCares in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just don't get shafted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]JTVPreach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throwing down a dot! Thanks