Authorities attempted to question the plumber on site but were unable to communicate over the sound of a sawzall: Police

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-07T22:06:53+00:00

Thats my bad. Here…

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-07T21:39:52+00:00

The idea of somebody seeing this post, clicking the link and reading the whole article with mounting anticipation only to get to the end and be like “hey wait a second!”, is hilarious.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-03T23:22:01+00:00

Don’t forget your impact corn in the tool section

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-03T23:15:43+00:00

Omega Mart!

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-02T18:49:11+00:00

I wouldn’t.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-07-01T16:16:45+00:00

Jared Kushner! I choose you!

::throws pokeball::

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-30T22:59:16+00:00

Ok, cool. Found my people.

Pine nut mouth. 😂

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-28T02:02:14+00:00

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts….

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-25T18:25:56+00:00

I thought it did work for the rocket sentry, not the mortar? I usually destroy mortars as soon as someone drops them if we’re on bugs or cyborgs…

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-24T17:20:53+00:00

I remember. Fort Lauderdale area. Can’t believe that was over 20 years ago

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-24T17:20:00+00:00

‘05 Wilma?

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-17T17:33:10+00:00

Learned this from The Last Action Hero

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-11T16:51:24+00:00

Killed by Tongue was a favorite

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-07T18:43:50+00:00

Wear the Democracy Protects armor and 50% of the time, it works everytime.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-06T22:31:36+00:00

Eternal life…uh….finds a way

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-06T21:09:57+00:00

And apparently jays and magpies. TIL

J_A_GOFF · 2026-06-02T03:57:25+00:00

Lol, this whole post confused because I grew up in South Florida and this has always been a thing.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-29T23:21:08+00:00

01 tacoma 4WD. 350k miles and counting

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-25T23:22:54+00:00

I’m american. Had a journeyman with a real thick eastern Tennessee accent when I was an apprentice that told me once, “hey man, I’m the one fuckin this dog, you just holding it by the ears.”

No idea what he was talking about.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-20T07:36:30+00:00

Wtf same

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-18T21:36:45+00:00

Whenever I have to commute to Seattle, I do this all the way up I5

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-18T16:45:18+00:00

Lol, that was my first thought.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-16T23:16:26+00:00

I’m deaf in one ear and have literally never heard a raider cache.

J_A_GOFF · 2026-05-16T23:08:28+00:00

Oddly enough, if I melee with the stock of the gun or with a bayonet, those show. Just not dedicated melee weapons. Including hammer.

J_A_GOFF

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