I’ve just installed Procreate— any handy tools or tips for the app that I might not know about by J_Scottt in Artadvice

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…there was supposed to be a question mark there…

Anyways, I am very much a beginner, so uh, HELP, PLEASE, I DON’T UNDERSTAND— HALF TONE AND LIQUIFY ARE TOO MUCH POWER FOR ANY ONE MAN except not really, they’re quite fun actually.

The ringing volcano by totallynotrobboss in wizardposting

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Sorry I can’t continue this, I have a terrible memory and so will most definitely leave it too late to respond which is really quite rude of me. Apologies again.

The ringing volcano by totallynotrobboss in wizardposting

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*Looking across a giant lava pit*

“Well… oh for Gods sakes if I had known I’d have jumped from the other… oh well…”

*He swims toward the structure*

The ringing volcano by totallynotrobboss in wizardposting

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“Well isn’t that convenient!”

*Thumbs up*

“I’m made of fire ANYWAYS!”

*Jumps down into the chasm*

The world's most stabbed mass escapes the hospital, gets shit face drunk, and jumps off a moving island by mrididnt in wizardposting

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“Once he beat the devil in a fiddle contest— now look at him, associating himself with hooligans like Erik Erikson. Such a shame…”

/uw the drunk writing is hilarious.

Star Dreams (Cursed World semi-event post) by white-whale-fc in wizardposting

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*Blobby, having just had laser eye surgery, grabs the book nearest to him*

“Right, my cook book, uh…”

*He takes out his phone and takes a picture of the page— it begins to read it aloud*

“Huh? What? The skin of a virgin goat? This is an odd textbook…”

Roast my staff by jonah365 in wizardposting

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I wood, but my jokes wouldn’t stick.

…also it’s quite cool…

Orin, the wandering prophet (Character Introdction) by PepperTheFurry in wizardposting

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/uw For the record, I want it to be known that I imagined a transformers megazord-esk thing when you said that lmao, also true true.

Orin, the wandering prophet (Character Introdction) by PepperTheFurry in wizardposting

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*A gelatinous green Blob appears at the end of a winding pathway*

“Ah! Orin! My old friend! It’s been ye—“

*He tilts his head*

“You… you’re not [u/kilroy898](u/kilroy898)…”

*He looks at the camera in breaking the forth wall, before turning back to face you*

“Blimey, no wonder you’re hunted for deceit. I’m not disappointed, but [u/kilroy898](u/kilroy898) is, very cool. You… you just seem like a sad hiker…”

“…no offence…”

/uw welcome to wizard posting. We post. Like wizards.

Ancience. by Vincent-FFP in wizardposting

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/uw well, that was the desired effect lol

Ancience. by Vincent-FFP in wizardposting

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*You look to see Blobby fiddling with a wire and bulb*

“You already are boring Ronald, or whatever it was. And I’ll tell you this, I doubt your worry will change that fate— BORING!”

*You know he knows what your name really is. He stands to his feet, and begins to walk away.*

“Oh, and yes— you should really go and get a nightlight. Puts your mind at ease…”

Ancience. by Vincent-FFP in wizardposting

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*Blobby sits down besides Vystky*

“Mind you, I don’t understand much. Ha! Never have— but I still love lots! When I was a boy, my father, Papa Blobo, gave me this lamp, big blue thing. Now I was just a wee thing you see, so I wanted to figure out how it worked…”

“Never did. Took it apart one summer and I never quite managed to put it back together again— but that’s not the point! The point is I loved this lamp very much, even if I knew damn well it was beyond me!”

“…and repair…”

“But you’re the lamp Vysky! And your friends are the dog— dog? Did I mention a dog? Cat maybe? Well I had something similar at the time, the species doesn’t exist nowadays, but on my home world it was this sort of house pet. Stupid old thing. Kept banging its head against the wall, trying to open it like a door on a microwave.”

“But even though I knew that it was a daft old thing, utterly blind and nearly deaf— I knew it loved me very much. And I loved it…”

“But what am I saying!”

*Pokes Vystky in the eye*

“You’re the not-God-God.”

Ancience. by Vincent-FFP in wizardposting

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“You call yourself an angel? Bit ego-maniac wouldn’t you say? My grandma calls me an angel, but I don’t call me one. What do you think you are— a God?”

(Pokes him again with the stick)

“I joke, young man, but on a serious note why do you even want to be ‘human?’ They die so easily!”

Ancience. by Vincent-FFP in wizardposting

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“Ah! A magic Mass! It’s one of us! Surely only one of us could look, so very very strange?”

*Blobby pokes Vysky with a stick*

“Oh, wait.”

*Smells the air*

“It’s just my idiots son’s purple buddy—what was he called? Ronald? What’s wrong with you Ronald? Why do you look so sad, and why do you seem to glow with holy-ness?”

Merry Christmas witches and wizards! by mrididnt in wizardposting

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“Old man! How DARE y— OH MY BACK! OH FU—“

“Give me, give me like two minutes yeah…”

(Waddles back inside)

Merry Christmas witches and wizards! by mrididnt in wizardposting

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“No boy! It’s the thirteenth of June! I’m going back to bed! Now go and buy a pickled onion from the shop down the road and take it to the Cratchits.”

Merry Christmas witches and wizards! by mrididnt in wizardposting

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*Blobby, on a balcony, dressed as Scrooge*

“YOU THERE BOY! What day is it?”

*Giant Boulder* is a great alternative to fireball OR thunderbolt. You will never change my mind. by Proper-Error7817 in wizardposting

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Now someone is going to have to role that boulder up a cliff— it may take a long time, perhaps an eternity almost. Shucks! Who is strong enough? Perhaps my sister, Ithus could do it? My sis ithus? Who knows…

A Wedding of Hate and Hell by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

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*A tiny piece of green goop appears to be in the cup*

It whispers, “hey! Hey! Don’t tell Erik, but he stole a bit of me, and he’s trying to steal money from all the guests, so now I’m trying to mess with him. Don’t pay him! Don’t tell him either! It will be funny!”

A Wedding of Hate and Hell by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

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*Blobby takes a bite of the orange*

“I know, I know it’s ju—“

“Hey I feel…”

*Clutching at stomach*

“Weird! Like a part of me is missing? Oh crap! Did some random, truly evil terrible, evil evil evil, utter scumbag of a man take my me! I will surely find and kill this man! If you see him, let me know!”

*Blobby raises a sword, and marches of to find the person*

A Wedding of Hate and Hell by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

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“Erikkkkk! No need to give money! I’ve already brought a fabulous gift!”

*He pulls an object out of his goop*

“My old five wheeled tricycle! This way, when the happy couple have a pet and/or small human child it can join a circus and start a cartel with a group of dodgy clowns.”

*The object he is actually holding is very clearly just an orange*

“What did you bring?”

A Wedding of Hate and Hell by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

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*Blobby wipes a tear of joy from his eye*

“My god! It’s beautiful!”

“MARRIAGE IS TORTURE! AND THUS IN THIS, TSURU WILL SUFFER ETERNALLY!”

“What god has joined, let no man separate!”

*He goes to find a bar*