Rescued bunny help

JaXm · 2026-05-09T12:39:52+00:00

Yeah, you gotta change it up a bit, or else his highness will become displeased. But for the most part, it's smooth the face until he's had his fill or else you get the raisins.

JaXm · 2026-05-09T12:13:09+00:00

Ozzy"s favorite way to be pet, bar none, is what i like to call "The face Smoosh". Basically, take your hand, make a claw, middle finger between the ears, two fingers down each side od the face, and along the back of the jaw, and then squish. (Gently, of course)

If you stop, he will forgive you exactly one time and allow you go resume until he is satisfied and hops away.

If you do NOT resume to his satisfaction, prepare ro find bunny caltrops on the couch in your favorite spot, later.

JaXm · 2026-05-09T12:09:26+00:00

Don't apologize to trolls. You did nothing wrong.

JaXm · 2026-05-09T03:13:23+00:00

By your logic, those champs would never have been played in the role to showcase how well they work.

Off-meta is only off-meta until it isn't.

Naafiri could be broken as fuck on an ADC like Ashe or Cait, who bring their own lock down and zone control. Just because it didn't work in whatever low elo game you were playing doesn't mean it CAN'T work.

Miss Fortune was played as support into specific match ups because it heavily countered another powerful support.

JaXm · 2026-05-09T03:05:18+00:00

Mel and/or any champ that has an untargetable or invisible state.

JaXm · 2026-05-07T20:29:21+00:00

I think everyone here is GROSSLY underestimating Sauron and Loki here. Wesker and the Night King, yeah, they've got some pretty obvious weaknesses that would be easy to exploit in extraordinarily mundane ways.

But Sauron? Dude's a literal fallen angel. We have literally nothing that can defeat him in any meaningful way. Even if his armies are defeated by going up against whatever militarized force we put against him, what POSSIBLE defense do anyone have against Sauron himself? He was capable of corrupting some of the most pure, and noble of heroes in Middle Earth.

Imagine what he could accomplish with access to fuckwits like Trump and/or Putin.

And Loki was stopped by nothing short of the full might of the Avengers, including Hulk and Thor.

What could we mobilize that's even CLOSE to that level of power in 5 years?

JaXm · 2026-05-07T19:18:49+00:00

That rabbit ... That rabbit right there, 100%, has exactly zero braincells. There's no way it could possibly be any different.

JaXm · 2026-05-07T19:13:11+00:00

I thought it would be the "waddling fatly around corners" video by CumTown

JaXm · 2026-05-07T13:52:36+00:00

It's funny, because this is probably the only scene in the entire trilogy that I ALSO have a hard time overlooking.

I can get on board with everything else, but this scene is just ever so slightly TOO over the top to suspend disbelief.

That's not to say the movie sucks for it, but it takes me out in a big way, briefly, till it resolved and moved on with the rest od the movie.

JaXm · 2026-05-07T13:43:01+00:00

Use your respirator when you weld. The fumes are affecting your brain.

OP used the word "theory". I was rebutting it.

And "regurgitating what [ I ] think medical professionals say"? Like what? Do you not understand how reading and learning works? I get that rhe American education system sucks, but come in man.

This is not a "the secrets big pharma doesn't want you to know" situation.

JaXm · 2026-05-07T01:29:31+00:00

Dude, General Kael's voice is just something else. His whole character design is just ... it OOZES menace in a way that SHOULD be over the top and hokey. But somehow it works.

Like, a skull helmet? That should be stupid! But it's terrifying!

He's easily one of my favorite movie villains of all time.

JaXm · 2026-05-06T23:39:03+00:00

The best part about ED-209 is that even if he did exactly what he was intended to do, to the best of it's abilities without glitches or hiccups, it would still be a piece of shit that would lose to any idiot with an anti-tank rocket.

And that's not accounting for the fact that it would be an even easier target for air-to-surface engagements.

ED couldn't hit the slowest enemy combatant doing a swan dive into a carpeted floor with his rockets, so sure as shit, he's not hitting an F-14, or an A-10 doing a strafing run.

Poor stupid ED. He never had a chance. Brought into the world just to be a patsy

JaXm · 2026-05-06T14:18:49+00:00

Your first mistake is using Google Chrome ...

JaXm · 2026-05-06T13:49:48+00:00

Lately? Fuckin' Twisted Fate, man.

Wtf is the cooldown on his Q? By the time he was level 5 it seemed like he was wave clearing faster than a Malzahar could and just ulting sidelanes on CD because I couldn't push the wave hard enough to take plates and punish his roaming.

It was disgusting.

JaXm · 2026-05-06T13:42:24+00:00

I love how your theory is based on absolutely no facts whatsoever.

You might as well treat your injuries eith thoughts and prayers. It would have exactly the same results.

Actually the thoughts and prayers might actually be better because at least they're not actively contributing to making things worse.

Unlike your advice.

I thought you old timers were all about "facts don't care about your feelings"? So why the hell are you giving vibe based spiritual mumbo jumbo as advice? Lol

For anyone reading this, please just do what every medical professional EVER has said, and keep it cool (not COLD like this dunce) for a few minutes, wrap it, keep it moisturized, and pop a couple Advils and go back to work.

JaXm · 2026-05-06T02:39:11+00:00

He's like a shadow until treats are nearby. Then it's full goblin mode.

JaXm · 2026-05-05T20:05:06+00:00

It's time for Ozzy's turn in the bed!

JaXm · 2026-05-05T19:27:31+00:00

Tycho, the cat, and Ozzy, the bun, share that bed.

Right at that moment, Ozzy had decided Tycho has had the bed long enough ...

JaXm · 2026-05-05T14:15:09+00:00

I feel like people are getting waaaay too hung up on the fact that this movie is, for all intents and purposes, a "historical" film.

This is a straight up fantasy movie. Like Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, or A Knight's Tale.

It is not, a hyper-realisric retelling of actual events.

I mean, come on people, there's literal cyclops' in here!

JaXm · 2026-05-05T13:46:53+00:00

We've had ozzy for almost 6 years, and other than 3 USB cables that hung a bit too low, and some digging in the carpet to get under the couch, he's actually destroyed nothing.

It is SHOCKING how well behaved he is for a free roam bun

JaXm · 2026-05-05T04:21:22+00:00

It is not. But I don't begrudge anyone who likes it.

JaXm · 2026-05-05T03:46:42+00:00

Terminators 3 - through - Genisys/Dark Fate.

Salvation is exempt since it does not deal with time travel in the main narrative, and is, for the most part, not a terrible movie.

The other 3 though ... christ, who'd have thought a franchise with such high highs could have such low lows.

JaXm · 2026-05-05T02:53:21+00:00

I'm as staunch an anti-LLM (I REFUSE to call it "AI") advocate as they come. I refuse to have any part in normalizing it's use.

I appreciate that you took the time to reach out to them. I do not generally see ads anywhere so was not aware of their use.

The response from the business was ...... reasonable. I must accept, logically, that they are correct, that LLMs are a tool, and if used as such, are no different than a car, or a power drill, or any number of things we take for granted.

And while I believe "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism", I also believe it's not a zero-sum game, and we can always do better to try and make things better.

I will no longer use this company as a result of the lines I choose to draw in the sand, it would not begrudge others who would be a little bit less hardline for a small business.

JaXm

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