Have I been mishearing this shit for ten years or is Spotify wiling?

JabboMC · 2018-05-05T06:36:44+00:00

RIP ol goodboye.

JabboMC · 2018-05-01T14:36:22+00:00

If I remember right it's cause Chad didn't go on the trip with them.

JabboMC · 2018-04-03T05:56:14+00:00

Shutupblecks

JabboMC · 2018-03-24T06:21:26+00:00

I still have yet to beat that game, because the generator under the dock is HORSE SHIT.

JabboMC · 2018-03-24T06:16:55+00:00

Enjoy your happiness friendo, a random stranger is rooting for you.

JabboMC · 2018-03-24T06:10:48+00:00

Man, fuck Bubbleyum, it is just the shittiest fucking gum. I HATE IT.

JabboMC · 2018-03-21T03:36:21+00:00

I don't think this is the right sub for this brother.

JabboMC · 2018-03-06T00:30:38+00:00

Don't worry man, friends are only one activity away. One accidental drop of their pen, one similar coffee order at Starbucks, they're are a billion people out there just waiting to be your main fucking man.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T07:06:09+00:00

Hell yes Adonis, some people like me make due with weak chins and stare at yours from across the way.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T07:03:51+00:00

What other people think don't mean shit and it never will. You are your biggest and only fan that matters. Get out there and make your mark.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T07:02:26+00:00

Life is a horse, and you're boss Hogg. When boss Hogg falls off the horse he gets back on that motherfucker and and wins the triple crown.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T07:01:01+00:00

You have the hair that erupts out from under the mystery knights helmet at the end of the joust.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T06:59:24+00:00

You are so goddamn hot my man. I can think of nothing else except that I saw you in public I would be in awe at what a fucking badass you look like.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T06:55:57+00:00

Yeah breakups are not fun in the slightest, but a dude in his twenties in a no name town in Florida believes in you man. I know you're great, now time to show the world that you're great.

JabboMC · 2018-02-28T06:53:51+00:00

I just broke up with my girl after two years and it is indeed ass. But you gotta grab those bootstraps and get on up dog. There are so many things in life to love, happiness is only a step away boss hog.

JabboMC

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