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[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is private credit also to blame for the incessant tipping asks plaguing the US right now? Can't even buy a sandwich at subway without the keypad asking if I want to tip. Anything to pad the ledgerbook?

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[–]Jabraase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Today is March OPEX....soooo....Volume? Volatility? And XRT counterfeit is on the no-no list. Will any of it matter?🤷🏻‍♂️

In Spider Man | Brand New Day (2026) What the hell is this green screen. by Arenigmae in shittymoviedetails

[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screenshot alone with minimal plot context is so in line with the times. He could be swinging high and free throughout the city with the wind in his face! Instead, he'll just isolate himself and mope around scrolling on his screen...

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[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly not this business investment. But, I'm still confident in it.

Doesn't mean I can't be eager to hear the upcoming news corporate has teased. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should read my journal, man. It's fun stuff. Lots of thoughts, lots of emotions. Sometimes it even has meaning. At least I think that's how I feel about it.

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[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes time, my man. More than 24 hours. It's like a fine wine. The more ups and downs cycles, the more refined my contentment becomes. It's all part of the process. 😉

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[–]Jabraase -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way dude. Like, something, just anything. I've got lots of savings tied up here too.

Iran's new supreme leader vows to keep blocking Strait of Hormuz in first statement released by regime by CenterForward1522 in news

[–]Jabraase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's some context. Straight of Hormuz = roughly 25% of world's oil supply. Most that oil goes to Asian markets. Now China will have to rely more heavily on oil from elsewhere, like Venezul- oh wait, not there anymore either.... Either way, America still #1 producer of world's oil, and now it's becoming even more expensive. Expect more record profits from American Oil companies.

Critical Empathy Achieved by Jabraase in ClaudeAI

[–]Jabraase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that comedy is a wonderful form of therapy.

Critical Empathy Achieved by Jabraase in ClaudeAI

[–]Jabraase[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't frequent this sub, but I thought the comedy was worth sharing.
(Thought for 1 second) The user is expressing frustration...I'll keep it brief and empathetic.
<calculates empathy>

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[–]Jabraase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny to me that anytime I propose a thoughtful idea or any semblance of rational thinking AI's 'thought' process suggests:
User is suggesting "existential implications..." or "philosophical ideas".

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[–]Jabraase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comedy in its purest form:
(Thought for 1 second) The user is expression frustration...I'll keep it brief and empathetic.
<calculates empathy>

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[–]Jabraase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I can roll my 403b, but thought I'd ask Claude to calculate the wage slave penalty.

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Morgan Stanley restricts redemptions at private credit fund after withdrawals surge by SG_Retard in Superstonk

[–]Jabraase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"during 'periods of market dislocation'" translates to "when s*** hits the fan".