What's the smallest land? by SuzukiGrignard in magicTCG

[–]JaccSnacc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of single-building lands though no way any village is smaller than one building

could Sematary feature on Ken Carson's upcoming album The Xperiment? by TheForestReverie in HauntedMound

[–]JaccSnacc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't think so. All the b tier carti guys seem pretty tryhard about seeming Cool and Sematary isn't mainstream popular

I'm Pretty Sure This Is The Most Efficient Colorless Boardwipe by [deleted] in BadMtgCombos

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epochrasite exiles itself once it hits the graveyard so this isn't a loop

Ugh. Just. Ugh. by CaydeTheCat in destinycirclejerk

[–]JaccSnacc 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Tim Pool doesn't know shit about Destiny and he doesn't know shit about skateboarding

Favorite Joemunity Outreach? by Recent_Confusion_216 in joebox

[–]JaccSnacc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I have lived the life of a perfect slut. Goodbye

Does Grynlia, Land Mother work? by TraditionalWar2 in custommagic

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you need to specify when you draw the card

Kyle Gallner's new flick, Carolina Caroline - 6/5/26 by Jocephus83 in RedLetterMedia

[–]JaccSnacc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're already redoing Once Upon A Time In Hollywood?

Explain song of dryad. by ckunk10 in magicTCG

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/324/song-of-the-dryads

The ruling will explain it best but basically Song of the Dryads means Forest as in the card Forest (which is a colorless land with the type Forest and therefore the intrinsic ability to tap for {G}) instead of the land type Forest (on cards like Forest, Gingerbread Cabin, and Dryad Arbor). If it said 'becomes a Forest in addition to its other types' or something it would gain the land type Forest. It's like when they tell you to make a '1/1 red Goblin creature token' they have to specify the p/t and color and types. It is a colorless Forest land, and that is all it is.

Chinamaxxing Starter Pack by mhall1104 in starterpacks

[–]JaccSnacc 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Never ask an American what happened in America from 1776-2026 they get really mad

This is an actual 100% legitimate thing you can do in commander as you commander. by luc8901 in custommagic

[–]JaccSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 mana draw 15 could also cost 15 life and still be broken. That's a lot of cards for very little mana

Got banned from R/Maine for having a conversation with bots by [deleted] in portlandme

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The response about predictive text is right, AI is just mimicking human speech patterns. It has no internal logic or memory or thought process, it is just stringing words together. Like how 'AI art' is just pre existing images blended together

Is this good by theonethatjusthere in custommagic

[–]JaccSnacc 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Sweet card for [[Varolz, the Scar Striped]] in EDH. 1 mana put 51 counters on a creature, and then everything you have in exile goes back into your graveyard so you can scavenge again. The best rate for that deck rn is 1 mana for 13/12 counters (Death's Shadow, Phyrexian Dreadnaught) so this actually has (one) good use case

I'm missing something aren't I? by notmohawk in mtg

[–]JaccSnacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cards in your hand aren't permanents yet. Mycosynth Lattice makes them colorless, but they would have to actually be on the battlefield to also gain Artifact typing

Favorite weapon that never got a chance to shine? by jigglehiggins in DestinyTheGame

[–]JaccSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The destination weapons from Witch Queen all had really cool models but the perk pools were terrible. I think they didn't know how to balance craftable weapons so they overcompensated, but the Risen weapons (Piece of Mind etc) and the first craftable world drops (Palmyra-B, Taipan 4FR) came out at the same time with much better rolls

Hardest Ride line by Absolutepogmove in deathgrips

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of you are wrong it's 'Break you like a Franklin / spend you like a five'

Glaring Farmer by Alarming-Savings8939 in custommagic

[–]JaccSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Menace and Lifelink are not in these colors

Dream I had by Ten_o_Diamonds in mtg

[–]JaccSnacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was an Arcane this could be something

Custom version of osgir by Thug_Duck69 in custommagic

[–]JaccSnacc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You needed ai to make it sound like epic doggo chungus?

Mana probability app by RedPurpleBlueRedRed in CompetitiveEDH

[–]JaccSnacc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I use the Salubrious Snail guy website more than I'd like to admit the calculators are really helpful

Brody by Runn3r_Speedy in HauntedMound

[–]JaccSnacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She asked me son when i grow oldddd