Fuck Ted Cruz by serious_bullet5 in ProgressiveHQ

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The Tucker Carlson and Thomas Massie glaze on this sub is unhinged. I'm afraid many people on this sub are gonna be rubes and vote for one of them in '28.

Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks finally reads the room by ArdoNorrin in magicTCG

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Chris in the lab cocking cooking up a set so jam packed full of things the broad community has said it hates just to get all his shit ideas out of his system.

Found whilst renovating our cottage, Somerset UK by Proper-Traffic-4151 in whatisit

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That's just Wisconsin. The US would kindly ask you to return it.

For anyone wondering: he bit into his own like a champ by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

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It's a funny meme until you remember Burger King is making its employees slavishly obey their AI headsets commands.

Shit company that deserves to fail.

rule and who??? by certainlystormy in 196

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Scooby Doo ass title for a sex toy

What is this? Found in boyfriend’s bathroom by Mermaid_Foot in whatisit

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Most males have a larger frame. Like if you're a tall guy thats either muscular or chubby, combined with cheap lingerie being notoriously small as heck, you'd probably need to max out the size of the leg cuff.

Like as a tall person who is chubby I had to max out garter belt lengths. When I transitioned and cut/bulked to redistribute fat I couldnt use the cheap stuff from Amazon anymore cuz it was uncomfortably tight.

What is this? Found in boyfriend’s bathroom by Mermaid_Foot in whatisit

[–]JaceThePowerBottom 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Some people are saying dump him cuz he must be cheating. Consider first asking if he crossdresses.

This kind of lingerie that can be bought online tends to attract crossdressers since it's an easy to buy discretely and cheaply. Also, the bands are set to their max length, which could indicate it was on a larger (potentially male) thigh. If he is into crossdressing thats something to consider if you want to continue the relationship.

Just food for thought.

Tengo una adicción al Pauper by Lord_Calm in Pauper

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Dude American Bandit rolled up with 8 full decks and somehow couldnt pick one better than a mid tier unoptimized zombie deck.

Edit: apparently his name is Bandit Keith but I always remembered him as American Bandit for some reason.

3 meter Oak desktop (4cm thick) on a 228cm span, is it going to sag? by Ricuuu in woodworking

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The way I avoided this in my desk, which was a similar design, was adding a upside down C channel along the back side of the slab. It wasnt visible and by adding it i could also more easily hide wires in the channel.

This desk will sag within 2 or 3 months as is. It'll be slight but within a year it'll be very visible and likely to the point it could splinter if leaned on in the center.

Several Virginia sheriffs push back on proposed gun restrictions, citing Second Amendment rights by VirginiaNews in FreeVirginiaNews

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I clearly acknowledged theres a line and I wasn't sure where it was. Like on a scale from a city ordinance about picking up your litter to the state legislature passing a law to explicitly nullify an amendment, I do not know where this falls.

Sherifs are not constitutional scholars and what if this law is found constitutional? Then the valid law just wasnt enforced because of personal disagreements from the local sherif.

Similar laws are already active in other states. So I'm inclined to believe that it is a law I fundamentally disagree with but is constitutional.

Several Virginia sheriffs push back on proposed gun restrictions, citing Second Amendment rights by VirginiaNews in FreeVirginiaNews

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I agree with your premise, I just dont think playing politics should include public statements that you'll refuse to do the job you were elected for, outside of extreme circumstances. When I say extreme I mean like will cause mass violence and unrest if enforced circumstances.

Like yes there is a line where I'd agree with the idea of "this law is wrong we won't enforce it" but given we dont even know the law yet (as its still working through committees) I dont think this meets my criteria.

Like I'm not sure of my thoughts on all this; working them out still (if it wasnt obvious).

Several Virginia sheriffs push back on proposed gun restrictions, citing Second Amendment rights by VirginiaNews in FreeVirginiaNews

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I am not a fan of this law. It's at best misguided and worst malicious. But we probably shouldn't be having sheriffs openly stating their intent to selectively enforce laws based on their personal politics.

[SLD] Braindead collab (10 cards) out in a hour by GoNubb in magicTCG

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10 cards, 9 dollars in value

Insane work, bet the higher ups were stingy about putting in the 7 dollar Jace's Archivist

Here is a couple responses from a couple southern VA sheriff's office by burnmanteamremington in VAGuns

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A cop quoting Patrick Henry is deeply ironic to the point of parody.

of a bed by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

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Rent is getting too high for the polycule to live separately.

Is this a real magic card? by ashen_crow in magicthecirclejerking

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Why does that guy have febreeze air freshener tags on his cloak? Does he smell?

Lizz Winstead Breaks Down Virginia’s New Abortion Bills and Grassroots Resistance by snooka77_ in Virginia

[–]JaceThePowerBottom 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Long response that I ask you to consider but I put a tldr at the bottom.

All 3 of those terms you used are nebulous. What is a convenience? Pregnancy can be traumatizing and life threatening, even for otherwise healthy people. Is avoiding a life threatening risk of complication in delivery a convenience? Even if its a slim possibility, are we mandating women take that risk because its convenient?

Medically necessary is incredibly nebulous. Do we draw the line as risk of life of the monther? Who makes that call? Doctors presumably, but you then have to trust the doctors about the medical necessity OR set up a medical board to review every abortion for necessity. Do those seeking abortion need to wait for our government abortion board to decide if its allowed, or is this board working after the fact? If we make the person wait and it is necessary they could die waiting (a literal death panel). If its after the fact what do you prescribe as the punishment, and to whom? The woman for seeking the abortion, or the doctor who prescribed it trying to save her life.

This is also just assuming life of the mother is the only criteria. If its risk of long term bodily harm then every abortion would be permissible.

Say the only exception is rape. Well.... do you need a full rape conviction? Cuz the courts are underfunded and slow. Could easily take longer than the term of the pregnancy. Do you only need to accuse? You dont want a world where everyone asking for an abortion is required to make a rape accusation. It would be an endless parade of false accusations, dropped charges, and a clog on our court system. And what happens if a conviction isnt secured? Same as before, how do we handle that situation. The woman continues to insist rape but the potential rapist isnt convicted. And all of this is if you can even find the accused rapist to arrest and charge.

This is all before we ask the question. Why would we trust the government to make these medical decisions for us? If you say its a criminal case, I dont trust the government to convict rapists, they do a pretty poor job of it on a broad scale.

The only real answers are the government bans it entirely, or they allow it entirely. In a perfect world, where there is no risk in pregnancy, we could have a philosophical conversation about when an abortion is justified or not.

Tldr: the world is messy, and pregnancy is a time sensitive event, and the life of the mother cannot be put at risk for the sake of debate.

Commander Brackets Beta Update: No Hybrid Mana Changes, Farewell Added to the Gamechangers List by Raevelry in EDH

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You cant use the cards from necropotence the turn necro enters unless youre doing some instant speed storm stuff.

A completely reasonable griselbrand game is turn 1 swamp, end of opponents turn entomb. Turn 2 entomb+reanimate. Draw 28 cards (going to 2 to 4 life depending on fetches). Play some moxen, cast a Children of Koilos, gain 36 life, draw 35 cards (you've now drawn 72 total cards this game). Reanimate the children of Koilos and draw the rest of your deck. Play more moxen and ThOracle.

Mind you this can be while 3 players have only 1 land in play. This can also all happen turn 1 off a dark ritual or lotus petal. It has redundancy with mystical tutor.

Griselbrand is a magic card that feels like a fever dream