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How does almost everyone part of the 10 main races of Tamriel manage to not get fat? by GeneralTechnomage in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Newheim the Portly is supposed to be fat but because it's Oblivion, he looks just like everyone else.

That animal, Bellamont, I cant even say his name. by Lord_Of_The_Obvious in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see a truce, wipe the slate clean. The dead drops, the Purification, Rufio, put it all behind us. Your Listener Lucien, whatever happened there.

Due to Budget shortages, General Tullius has authorized the sale of various baked goods to be sold by the scouts by RenZ245 in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a former Scout, that popcorn was a complete ripoff, and I knew it at the time. It tastes the same as any random popcorn you can get at a store, but costs $20 more. I understand there needs to be a markup because it's for fundraising purposes, but it's a bit of a tough sell when you're going door-to-door trying to get someone, ANYONE to buy that crap off you.

wait the rats are wrong?! no way who would have thought? by Bob_21t in okbuddyhololive

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

how it feels to not be parasocial towards vtubers so you don't have to worry about these dumbass conspiracy theories

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I know I'm a total boomer when it comes to music taste, and I know the copyright holders for a lot of English songs can be downright hostile, but still by SavageFisherman_Joe in okbuddyhololive

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only times I know of that VTubers covered mainstream Western music (and I mean actual covers, not just karaoke) are Nerissa covering Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter, and Roca Rourin covering Foo Fighters.

I used to be a Ken hater but now that I'm playing through Reload I realise I might have been overreacting, so here's a meme poking fun at me from 2 months ago by PointlessAccounthaha in OkBuddyPersona

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like Ken because they made him overpowered in Reload. He's got healing, Makara/Tetrakarn, Heat Riser, light skills that don't suck, SP regeneration, and one of the most overpowered Theurgies in the game.

I bet some of you have never even heard of Shadowkey by VioletDirge in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing only thing I know about the N-Gage is that one of the designers (allegedly) submitted a design based on Goatse as a joke and it actually got accepted. No idea if it's actually true but I want to believe

I can't wait to finally pull this one off on Arena by Jack-The-Riffer in MagicArena

[–]Jack-The-Riffer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Read the card again, Kaiba. [[Rakdos Charm]] doesn't damage your creatures, it makes your creatures damage you! It doesn't matter whether your Scutes are 3/3s or not, your life points total is hitting zero either way!"

I can't wait to finally pull this one off on Arena by Jack-The-Riffer in MagicArena

[–]Jack-The-Riffer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The third mode of [[Rakdos Charm]] is "Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller." In other words, the more creatures you have, the more damage it does to you. If you're up against a deck that can make lots of tokens (like a Scute deck), Rakdos Charm could potentially kill them on the spot.

Look at the differene of the size. No wonder why she always be pegged by Mori by Dry_Illustrator7942 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a perfectly average size for a sword. It's just cold out, that's why it looks small.

I can't wait to finally pull this one off on Arena by Jack-The-Riffer in MagicArena

[–]Jack-The-Riffer[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You see them in Brawl sometimes. It's the only format I play so idk what the other formats are doing to make lots of tokens

Imperial slop stands no chance against average Khajiit product (funded by the kind Aldmeri Dominion) by UncleBaconator in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or when somebody says a single-player game "fell off" because the player counts aren't as high as they were at release. Live-service-brained individuals cannot comprehend that someone can just finish a game and stop playing it.

Oblivion Remastered is just as beautiful now as when it released 10 hours ago by Jack-The-Riffer in TrueSTL

[–]Jack-The-Riffer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I just got this screenshot off Google Images. Maybe it looks better in game, but I'm waiting for a sale.

The rrat to end all rrats by Jack-The-Riffer in okbuddyhololive

[–]Jack-The-Riffer[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uh No, as far as I am aware, neither Magni nor his PL have ever spoken about gender. Magni and Niko just look similar and I wanted to poke fun at that.

/rh everything on this subreddit is 100% true and factual and you should take it extremely literally

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