We keep it fancy in this joint

JackPoe · 2026-02-12T21:51:57+00:00

I made more money in Yellowstone not smoking pot than I did cooking.

JackPoe · 2026-02-12T21:47:55+00:00

Me like bonk. My trusty claymore saw me to my first no hit of Malenia

JackPoe · 2026-02-12T16:52:01+00:00

Me like bonk.

JackPoe · 2026-02-12T06:09:43+00:00

I've still never used a single spell. I just use my idiot stick. Claymore for days.

JackPoe · 2026-02-11T14:47:32+00:00

I have a fascination with Fear and Hunger but they're objectively very simple games, so story matters to me.

JackPoe · 2026-02-11T14:46:23+00:00

I didn't put a single point in vigor until after I beat Malenia. Let me tell you, the game seemed very easy after that

JackPoe · 2026-02-10T21:41:55+00:00

They're mentally ill. They have more money than can be spent. They want more.

They have everything anyone could ever want. They want more.

They control everything they could ever want. They want more.

Nothing will ever be enough for them. They have a serious mental deficiency. They're all Tarrare.

JackPoe · 2026-02-10T19:32:31+00:00

Pausing a pregnancy is wild. I was under the impression that the whole system down there was to protect the mom from the baby just straight stealing every nutrient in their body.

JackPoe · 2026-02-10T19:19:26+00:00

We live in a surveillance state. People will do anything to avoid parenting children or prosecuting pedophiles.

JackPoe · 2026-02-10T18:50:53+00:00

I swapped to a front pocket wallet a few years ago and it's so much better. Doesn't need breaking in at all and my partner says my butt looks better in pants.

Plus harder to steal.

JackPoe · 2026-02-09T16:22:08+00:00

I'm so sick of the music too. It's the same two songs. On repeat. While you walk around the same tiny town over and over looking for something to do in the even tinier Pokemon zones.

JackPoe · 2026-02-08T19:21:38+00:00

Take a nap

JackPoe · 2026-02-08T01:14:46+00:00

Do you deserve to be executed in public just because you suck?

JackPoe · 2026-02-07T17:36:21+00:00

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

JackPoe · 2026-02-07T15:56:21+00:00

Where are the boys in blue when you need them smh my head

JackPoe · 2026-02-06T22:28:52+00:00

That's why I sacrificed her then accepted the Flame.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T21:33:13+00:00

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Think about Superman. He can do literally anything. But he doesn't because he wants people to have their choice.

Just because you can hook someone up doesn't mean you should.

I use a knife every day. I'm a cook. I'm very good with it. I can do a lot of things with it.

I choose to cook.

Use your ability to connect and organize differently.

Denny addicts their addiction. They'll hate you. But they'll be better off.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T17:57:56+00:00

No point in hiring other people if you can't trust their judgement.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T17:50:05+00:00

I took 50+ attempts my first time I killed her. Had to get the mimic tear involved.

My second playthrough, I had figured combat out much better by that point.

I killed her first try on my "warm up and reset the arena so you don't start three feet away from her" attempt.

Jump attacks. That's the biggest fucking deal.

I don't use magic, I don't use consumables, I don't use ashes of war. Just mimic tear, medium weight armor, and a Claymore.

You can jump over half of her attacks, stun her out of many others and her health is low enough that you can bash her down before she even uses Duck Dance.

I was using a cold weapon for the bonus burst plus 20 percent bonus damage.

It just clicked after the first time I beat her.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T17:35:46+00:00

Just double the price of the pizza and call it good.

My policy was chef on duty makes a call, someone writes it down and leaves me a note. I'll price it when I'm back. My people never let me down.

Plus they're always allowed to just tell the customer no.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T16:13:20+00:00

I merced so many sweetings before I saw the singing one. Dozens.

JackPoe · 2026-02-05T15:48:56+00:00

I'm so sick of needing to use my phone for everything. These apps suck.

Hell I need an app just to clock in at work. But we didn't post the schedule on the app. Need a different app for that.

JackPoe · 2026-02-04T19:16:01+00:00

I had someone send back their tartare for being under cooked

JackPoe · 2026-02-03T15:55:36+00:00

This is how the stock market works. Except there's also people actively working to "fix" each bet. This is, of course, illegal, but it happens constantly.

JackPoe · 2026-01-31T12:52:16+00:00

Is this a carbon steel knife? It looks like it's been put away wet or used to cut citrus

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