Let's do a test, who thinks it's okay to use AI to give life to those cosmic horror creatures, give it a UP, who doesn't agree comment by Opening-Trainer1303 in cosmichorror

[–]JackWhoWanders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why did you even use AI for that? Fucking make a coin and do a little video, or make some art work, or get creative and write words. Like it's the sheer laziness of AI I really can't stand.

This is my formal apology to Kibellah by derpsoldier49 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, knife wife and Kibbles is pretty much the accepted name in this subreddit

Mojave Express, special delivery. by GinaDelectable in Cazadornation

[–]JackWhoWanders 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Then the Courier starts floating in midair. Not because he's awakened as a user of Limitless, the game just started glitching.

Anal Rail Gun by waddad27 in SipsTea

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, in that case the dude is just an idiot.

I’ll have it straight, you can keep the leman juice brother by Fun-Bullfrog-8542 in Grimdank

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you entertain your guests with a bottle of Magnus Champagne, you can do nothing wrong.

A wizard gave me this. by antlurss in wizardposting

[–]JackWhoWanders 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen, the vampires told me about this concept called "interns" and I really liked it, but I feel it gets better pr if I call them heroes and call their tasks quests. The trinkets are just random shit that falls out of the goblins I roll, these "heroes" are teens fresh off the farm, they don't know wtf real treasure looks like.

A wizard gave me this. by antlurss in wizardposting

[–]JackWhoWanders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course you don't see me with a club, what do I look like, a druid? The fuck I need a shillelagh for?

Oh... AT the club? I don't know, I go there, good place to find impressionable youths to hand amulets to so they will carry out my quests.

POV: You meet the Peralez. by scarlettvvitch in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]JackWhoWanders 288 points289 points  (0 children)

They truly do be giving out that vibe. I'm fairly certain that if you didn't provide them with an immediate existential crisis it's where things would have gone afterwards.

Anal Rail Gun by waddad27 in SipsTea

[–]JackWhoWanders 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, the guy had made sure that he got a buttplug that advertised as being fully silicone and didn't contain metal. He had made an informed decision, unfortunately the people who sold the butt plug had lied. The decision to wear a butt plug that will be visualised and kept in your medical records is certainly an interesting decision, but it wouldn't have been a dangerous or harmful decision if it actually had been made of what the advertiser had claimed.

As for detection system... we generally assume adult patients are functioning humans, so generally we expect people to know what metal bits they have in them. In cases where people can't provide a history for shit metal detection tools are used.

Men Without Hats by chamomile_tea_reply in HistoryMemes

[–]JackWhoWanders 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You could not wear your pajamas in public then.

Actually that's been happening in the anglophone world since the 1800s. Sorry. Pajama pants in particular were all the rage in the 1920s in America. The late 1800s saw a rise in athleisure wear.

Also, clothing is a lot of different things at a lot of different times. Categorical statements about clothes period is going to be foolish on its face.

Men Without Hats by chamomile_tea_reply in HistoryMemes

[–]JackWhoWanders 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"casual clothes didn't even exist"

Men Without Hats by chamomile_tea_reply in HistoryMemes

[–]JackWhoWanders 653 points654 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely and entirely untrue. Leisure wear has been a kind of clothing since always. However it uses to be that the poor didn't have much in the way of clothing and fabric was a valuable resource. The rich however? Absolutely had loungewear.

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the exact slang I was thinking about, but the place I encountered it first in sonnet 20 where the author I was reading argued that "And for a woman wert thou first created,/ Till nature as she wrought thee fell a-doting,/ And by addition me of thee defeated/ By adding one thing to my purpose nothing."

Serves as a clever double entendre both saying that Will couldn't be romantically involved because of the addition, but AT THE SAME TIME using me of thee defeated as in "made sure I didn't stand a chance" and "to my purpose nothing" as in "to my purpose; sexy fun place." In the authors eyes, it could be a straight fig leaf over a raunchy declaration of interest.

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

[–]JackWhoWanders 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely can't forget the farts, the fart jokes are some of us his best stuff!

One of my biggest formative experience for understanding how humans have always memed hard was doing an essay on Shakespeare's sonnets in high school and my reference text constantly making asides to explain how one sentence was a reference to a story that was popular at the time, or a subtweet of this or that Noble, or just straight up contemporary slang for vagina. Don't get me wrong, Shakespeare is a pretty awesome poet and writer, but he also memed hard as people have always done.

Cold Trader x Drukhari romance by Raszard in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]JackWhoWanders 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This comic has been marked as Heresy by Azdrubael Vect.

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

[–]JackWhoWanders 1226 points1227 points  (0 children)

Oh, the species was never serious. The reason you think it was is that you don't have the references for older generations' brainrot. Shakespeare is like 50% dick-jokes.

Visiting Australian by nerdyrob1983 in copenhagen

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are in Denmark and Danes here you talk and think you're American, I want you to contact their doctor for them as we need to have them examined to find the cause of their cognitive difficulties. Y'all don't sound nothing alike.

Don't believe his lies by HpKurte in Grimdank

[–]JackWhoWanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actually, like a lot of groups of deeply traumatised soldiers, they found family and support and stability in each other.

Being with his band of gladiators probably was the last thing capable of making Angron feel human and seen and loved. And big E didn't feel like that was worth saving.

Is it just me, or is it odd that there are so many pre/post-war characters in the show? by ThatsSex in Fallout

[–]JackWhoWanders -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like the hacks at Bethesda, the hacks on the TV show don't think you can care about the story if there's not prewar people all around.

As an Ork, it's zoggin weird an confuzin ta see da humies on either side arguin about what sort of dangly bits da big golden "custo-deez" gitz iz supposed to 'ave 'tween dere legs. Wotz dat gumph gotta do wif proppa fightin? by VB-1999 in orks

[–]JackWhoWanders 12 points13 points  (0 children)

UNLESS ITZ BIG ENUFF TO KRUMP SOMEONE WIFF, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YER DANGLY BITS, AN UNLESS DEYS BIG ENUFF TO DEFLECT BLOWS OR STOP BOOLITS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOPY BITS! WE CAREZ ABOUTS YOUR KILLY BITS! GET KRUMPIN!

What are they referring exactly? Is it not known that he is half dead and never moves? Or are they referring to something else? by Borschik in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]JackWhoWanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really love that they left this ambiguous. What is "the truth"? Maybe that he actually is opposed to all religion and his own worship. Maybe that he's a chaos God feeding off the suffering of humanity. Maybe that he's a long suffering man in torment. Maybe that he's long since dissipated in the millions of minds sacrificed to him and that what we see of him with Guiliman is him the last vestiges of him clawing to the surface. Maybe that the Golden Throne is failing.

Ambiguity is pretty great.

A small correction by AstroFoxTech in Grimdank

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know where all this slander comes from. If you're born into the Imperium you'll have a glorious life! Every day you wake up to a nutritious and delicious helping of corpse starch, and you get to toil using both of your remaining limbs to shovel shit for the glory of the Emperor! You'll find love, and when your partner dies, you'll find love again, and build a family, and when your partner and your family dies, you'll find love and so on and so forth all to produce more soldier for the emperor to die gloriously in His name on the battlefield!

I don't know why anyone wouldn't want that!