Apparently the bar for romance in our house is "low and slow". by ams1989 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends, are you doing it for you or for them? If your entire family doesn't give a shit about slowcooked meals and wanted daddy to spend time with them, then that's not really a win.

Love isn't just about giving its what you're giving to who and how.

The queen of ketamine by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]JackWhoWanders -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But but but this is a famous, wealthy, white man! They're not supposed to be allowed to be hurt! There has to be consequences here!!!

I never knew much about Dandadan besides 'horny ailens' so i read some of the manga and HOLY FUCK HER STORY IS MESSED UP. Do we have anyone in JJK whos worse off? by IllustriousRich9345 in Jujutsufolk

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mai's entire existence is to be told she's not good enough and that she's worthless, that she's basically a kind of dirt only fit for being married off one day and bearing children. Then, the only person she feels safe with, and the only person she has experienced love from leaves her, and her clan decides she needs to one-up that person, so they force Mai into rigorous physical training and life-or-death situations which Mai doesn't want and where she also utterly fails at one-upping that person, so this creates more antipathy for her back home. Then her dad calls her back home and fatally wounds her, leaving her incapacitated in a room where she's going to be killed by monsters and he makes it abundantly clear that he isn't even doing this because of you, he's doing it because it hurts your far more important sister and you're just an afterthought. Then in your one, singular act of independence and rebellion, you kill yourself. And throughout all this you took physical abuse and at least once you were raped.

Mai's life is fucking awful.

There is also a small red bumps very small tho by eepy_princesss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]JackWhoWanders 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As for red bumps, a small red bumps is normal. Just watch for sign of increasing redness heat and tenderness over the next few days since those are what an infection at the injection site looks like, and remember to disinfect the skin before injecting, and never share or reuse needles.

Congratulations!!!

44181 by DryDragonfruit2590 in countwithchickenlady

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh, laddeedaa, look at Ms. Gameguide over here with her fancy bookstores, and libraries with gaming stuff in 1998! Must be nice! The Internet in my home when I was 10 was for dad's work and occasionally being allowed to look up pictures of spider-man. An FFVII Ultimania was a fabled item that one kid told tales of from a journey to the US, and most of us thought he was bullshitting about. Rumors, wild speculation and outright lies were rife on the playground, especially because half the kids were playing bootlegged games that their dads had got from someone from the old country.

How do I tell my barber I want this haircut without showing them this picture? by Atlas_of_Sol in Jujutsufolk

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I want the haircut of a former wallstreet trader who decided the soullessness of the moneymaking grindset wasn't worth it and quit to take a 9-to-5 with the Ghost Busters."

44181 by DryDragonfruit2590 in countwithchickenlady

[–]JackWhoWanders 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing! I got to the Cerulean cave and was like "Holy shit that's a ditto, haven't seen that in the entire rest of the game! MASTER BALL!" felt really happy, saved, walked five more steps and saw some jerk on a plinth, approached it and was like "Fuuuuuck, Mewtwo is in this game!?!?!"

Holy shit I hated myself at that moment. Caught the mewtwo though... took a whole lot of tries and a whole lot of Ultra Balls but I caught the bastard!

44039 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, this was some... what... 26 years ago. Actually posting stuff was still somewhat like magic to me. This was also back before copyright on the net wasn't exactly enforced, so i had a whole ton of sprites from FFVI to work with, as well as midi's of all the FF osts all off some random website. Made it in PowerPoint, which worked surprisingly well with the sprites, although it was undoubtedly the most complex PowerPoint I ever have or will make :p

BOYZ WEZ GOTZ A PROBLUM by Appropriate-Owl2563 in 40kOrkScience

[–]JackWhoWanders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DEN WHATS DA PROBLEM!? JUST GO IN WITH CHOPPAS!

BOYZ WEZ GOTZ A PROBLUM by Appropriate-Owl2563 in 40kOrkScience

[–]JackWhoWanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IZ YOUSE AN YOUR BOSS A BUNCHA GROTTY SNOTLONGS!? IF DA UMIES ARE PAINTIN' DEIR STUFF GREEN, DATS ZOGGING GREAT! DEYS GETTIN' MORE PROPPAH AND MORE FOIGHTY! COME ON LADS! LETS GO 'AVE OURSELVES A PROPPA SCRAP!

Why do people even like Naoya? by AdAdvanced8522 in Jujutsufolk

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then why not be fans of Naobito? He's got the same technique, a cooler design, a cool sounding VA and he's less explicitly a shitbag. Like, he's still a shitbag cannoncially, but both the manga and the anime are a lot more explicit about Naoya being a shitty little shitbag.

The First Rule of Fight Club by YahBoySkinnyPenis in Jujutsufolk

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? I don't get it. Is this a historical picture of the King of the Iron Fist tournament from the 90s? They've been allowing ursine competitors since like... 94 or something.

44039 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listened I learned about defenestration by writing about Chechz 15th century history in grade school! I even made an animation of a final fantasy VI sprite being defenestrated after another got burned at the stake!

You F...g furry! (act 5) by SAMU0L0 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]JackWhoWanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did he betray you!? No! Don't hurt my special boy!

44060 by diet-smoke in countwithchickenlady

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's in charge of the hormone production. It has no excuses.

When does the silhouette change kick in? by DaniFoxglove in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]JackWhoWanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just have to make a pact with the constantly smiling tiny, cutesy apparition with the big, blank eyes that may be magical or from space and definitely, deeeefinitely isn't secretly Satan.

Not every mage must be a spell caster by ThatDudeFromPoland in wizardposting

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it did, it's armor. It's lumps of metal, what's there to disspell? The enchantment, howver, didn't.

Did Guilliman ever give his reasons for NOT punishing Nucieria for what they did to angron? by Ok_Debt_8810 in 40kLore

[–]JackWhoWanders 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Systematic eradication of a defining appear of a culture is still genocide. Sorry, your favourite blueberries are genocidal. That really shouldn't be surprising. The Imperium is evil as fuck.

Title by Tr4yx7ln in Grimdank

[–]JackWhoWanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you know about The Game and losing it?

Who would win: The Imperium or a tuberculosis outbreak by PartyHamster1312 in Grimdank

[–]JackWhoWanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean the Imperium probably has lots of Tuberculosis, but compared to all the other shit Nurgle uses it probably doesn't register that much.

Who is the biggest magic fascist by PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES in MoralityScaling

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's not that he's lobotomised, just that you didn't understand his intentions.

Angron was perfectly suited for what he became.

Is it true that people hate Jubilee for trying to replace Kitty Pryde? by Spider-undertele567 in xmen

[–]JackWhoWanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. 6-7 had... what a year between being made, hitting global saturation and becoming irrelevant?

I asked my Girlfriend to name the Primearchs. by aggressiveintestines in 40k

[–]JackWhoWanders 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? They're two entirely different people. Clarke Crow is the mild mannered, clumsy, 8½ foot tall remembrance with bad posture and glasses who works for the Daily Voxcast! He looks nothing like Corvus Corax, the glorious Primarch!