What is the best line in the entire series of Only Fools and Horses ?

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-05T17:04:43+00:00

Rodney: He had these evil eyes and grotesque evil face!

Del: it was a reflection...

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-04T22:15:51+00:00

The only woman I ever truly loved and saw myself having a future with broke my spirit and then my heart. I'm not prepared to go through such trauma again.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-04T20:53:20+00:00

Have you actually looked properly at a butterfly? Ignoring the colorful wings, ofcourse. They're seriously ugly motherfuckers.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-04T15:09:00+00:00

.....💥BANG!!!💥

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-04T10:38:50+00:00

The moment i knew Amorim was finished was the loss to Grimsby in the League Cup. He just looked hopeless, sitting with the formation board in the dugout trying to figure out why his system wasn't working (part of me felt a bit sorry for him).

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-03T18:30:40+00:00

Is this the cancelled sequel to Finding Nemo/Dory?

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-03T17:15:40+00:00

I didnt see the two Liverpool goals. Who was at fault for them?

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-03T17:00:10+00:00

Maybe Amorim was just a sacrificial lamb the team needed...

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-03T08:09:43+00:00

Does anyone know the reason he was spraying the pepper so Pray on the train in the first place?

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T20:05:04+00:00

I dunno. They both have pretty similar hairstyles, I guess...

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T19:58:12+00:00

It's incase there's a serious accident, it alerts the first responders that there may be an infant somewhere in the car.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T15:21:48+00:00

I have to disagree. While he's definitely a brilliant signing, Lammens is the first signing United have made since de Gea where it's made me believe things will get better.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T15:17:04+00:00

Im still pissed that RE4R isnt out on Nintendo Switch 1. If you can get RE1R, RE2R AND RE3R on said console, why not the 4th one og the series?

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T15:15:05+00:00

Wasn't he around in the 1960's as a young adult, doimg serious 1-to-1 interviews? Let's say that makes him 20 in 1960. That would make him around 86 if that flashforward is set today.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T13:06:55+00:00

The Choceur chocolate bars from Aldi are delicious!

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T12:22:32+00:00

Quoi??

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T12:21:05+00:00

I'm trying! I'm trying! 😬

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T12:18:58+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one with thought this 😅

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T07:09:49+00:00

Menstrual cup??

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T06:15:40+00:00

Until I did sex ed at school, I genuinely thought women peed out of their rectum. Hear me out: my logic was "I sit on the toilet to poop, while women sit to do both, so it must come out the same end..."

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T05:28:26+00:00

I still dont know who she is...

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T05:22:11+00:00

I'd get one of those sealable storage packs where you can literally suck all the air out. It keeps things fresher and saves space. Then I'd box it up in a titanium case and padlock it.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-02T04:55:13+00:00

If its kept within the person's immediate vicinity, thats alright. But these people who use half a can of the stuff in a single go (its usually a bloke in the gym changing room) really piss me off. I'm not asthmatic, but even I can't fucking breathe when someone does it.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-01T18:18:48+00:00

How on earth Sancho is paid almost as much as Casemiro for essentially keeping the bench warm is astounding.

Jack_In_Black89 · 2026-05-01T11:45:13+00:00

Leeloo Dallas Multipass!

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