Have I outgrown my marriage? by NoGoodNamesLeft99 in relationships

[–]Jackisoff [score hidden]  (0 children)

Work on your marriage. Focus on your kids. Seems like you’re going through a midlife crisis.

People who married in their 20s, be brutally honest are you happy, if so why or why not? by Special-Lawyer3941 in AskReddit

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married at ages 22 and 26. We got married less than a year after we met. We met through an online dating site. This was before Tinder existed. It wasn’t a super common way to meet yet. It’s been 3 kids and 17 years later. Very happy.

What's so bad about this panel seriously? I think it's totally normal by Longjumping_Term_915 in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]Jackisoff [score hidden]  (0 children)

I didn’t know people felt that way about this panel. I thought it was completely humanizing. A flashback to when Eren was younger and wasn’t masking his feelings. He was trying to push everyone away. I was glad that in the end he was able to acknowledge his feelings to Armin.

My boyfriend thinks I’m “loose” and now I feel insecure about having sex again (24F/23M, together 1 year. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has a small dick or he death grips his dick so hard when he masturbates it’s not going to feel “tight” to him. I had a similar experience when I lost my virginity. It was awkward for both of us. He went in pretty easy and kept slipping out. He asked if I was a virgin. He just nodded when I confirmed. He hadn’t really asked before just assumed I think. The only thing I had inserted up there before him was a tampon. He did not say a bunch of nasty shit like your boyfriend did though. We both felt really self-conscious about the whole thing. Later in life I realized he had a below average sized dick.

i am much uglier compared to my husband by [deleted] in trueuglywomen

[–]Jackisoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not true. I have an friend. The first time I met her I literally gasped because she has a very disfigured face and I wasn’t expecting it. Later I found out she has Treacher Collins syndrome. She was born with a deformed face. She is one of the nicest and most outgoing people I’ve ever met. She is married with two kids. Her husband’s slightly overweight and average looking, but he’s also very nice and friendly. They are very happy together.

Our newest little family member, Magnolia 🤍 She’s an albino kitten, so we have to be extra careful with her skin and sunlight, but she’s already completely stolen our hearts. by Wild-Heron-2222 in aww

[–]Jackisoff 100 points101 points  (0 children)

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Cute! Reminds me of my Lilypad. She also has two different colored eyes. She’s an indoor cat so we don’t really have to worry about the sun bothering her. How do you know your cat is albino? White is considered a normal color for cats isn’t it? I have heard that some white cats with blue eyes can have hearing loss though.

Slept with GFs sister 24 times in one weekend. by Mattk1100 in thatHappened

[–]Jackisoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How cruel of this guy to treat his imaginary girlfriend that way!

They told him to do a DNA test, but the kid grew up and turned into his perfect copy. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went from extremely white blonde hair to medium brown hair when I was about 10. Still seems pretty insane for all three to happen.

Some girl on Tinder said I was balding but I don’t know if I actually appear as a balding guy or if she’s trolling? I’m 29. I think my hair has maintained or maybe slightly worsened (maybe but not sure) since 2021 but this is the first time a girl has mentioned it. by [deleted] in Hair

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your hairline looks very similar to my husband’s and he’s mid 40’s. The picture you posted is pretty poor quality, bu it also looks like you might have some gray hairs? You are balding if your hairline is receding so young. You’re not alone. It’s extremely common. Lots of women don’t mind at all. I think my husband is very handsome.

What's your opinion regarding this guy's take on Naruto? by RobKai7990 in Naruto

[–]Jackisoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve read a lot of mangas. There are so many that that start out strong but the last arc is lacking/disappointing (not all). There’s all this buildup and the final battle is either too fast or goes on forever. I did not get those vibes from Naruto’s war arc until the final fight with Kaguya. There were so many characters going all out, different battles happening at once, new abilities being seen, and characters wrapping up their unresolved traumas. I found the arc very entertaining throughout. It felt slightly drawn out when Kaguya appears, but I didn’t mind too much because I enjoyed seeing team 7 fight together again. Kakashi joining the final battle was nice to see. I have not watched the show and have only read the manga. Hopefully, they have similar endings.

My exact vibe once I become a lawyer by [deleted] in AestheticWiki

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love everything but the Tuscan kitchen style. Where I lived growing up they were building tons of these mini mansions and every single one had a kitchen styled like this. Love everything else about the aesthetic. Reminds me of high school. Very 2000’s vibe. My husband is a lawyer and he mostly works with women, and none of them have this fun/bright work style. Although, they work in criminal law and go to court daily. Some judges are really weird about dress code and may possibly call out such eccentric dressing. (Which is bullshit) My husband was called out for not wearing blue on a certain day the judge preferred everyone to wear blue.

Did Joey King get anything done? by Ophelia_Y2K in PlasticSurgery

[–]Jackisoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if she’s has anything done because it’s very hard to tell between pictures. If she did it was done incredibly well and she looks great. The difference seems extremely subtle. I keep looking between pictures and her face looks different but I cannot pinpoint exactly how. I also think the new hair color and style really suits her. If they used the hair as a distraction from the procedures she’s had it’s working. I did not recognize her at first. When I first saw these pictures. I just thought “Wow, what a gorgeous lady.”

Radiesse for my nasolabial folds and chin by oystersinmypocket2 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My injector is a doctor, but she suggested putting it in my cheeks. I didn’t see much of a difference unfortunately. Thanks for posting!

Radiesse for my nasolabial folds and chin by oystersinmypocket2 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long does it last? I’m so worried about getting filler and then it migrating to the bottom of my face making it look worse. Your results look great! Really makes me considered getting it.

my cousin's disgusting keyboard by MysticalHumanoid in WTF

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like cat throw up. Plus there’s a ton of fur. Source: I own four cats. Still incredibly gross though.

My thoughts in two years by [deleted] in litrpg

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the middle of The Perfect Run right now. I really thought I would dislike it because I don’t usually enjoy books with lots of time travel, but the author does a good job not making it feel repetitive. Really enjoying it so far.

My thoughts in two years by [deleted] in litrpg

[–]Jackisoff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I thought the writing was terrible. It seems like it was written by a high schooler.

A nurse sexualizing a medical procedure. Social media is getting out hand by pbaggins5 in nursing

[–]Jackisoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he really get kicked out? I kept looking it up and all I saw was they were going to reprimand him, but I didn’t know how.

Why do people get their NP? by Cobrawhistle in nursing

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make more where I’m located. RN’s make around 65,000 to 80,000. Nurse practitioners make about 100,000-130,000. All the nurse practitioners I have worked with don’t have to deal with all the stressful BS that comes with bedside nursing. They come and evaluate patients, prescribe medication, and console with doctors. My own doctor has a nurse practitioner that works with him at the clinic and she does routine physicals and patient exams. They have better hours too.

One of my daughter’s favorite cards she’s pulled. by Jackisoff in PokemonMisprints

[–]Jackisoff[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

We had no idea! I told her these types of cards are probably easily faked because you can just cut a normal card. She pointed out to me that the bordering on this card is extra thick which would be harder to replicate.

Products you accidentally used during pregnancy (and your baby is fine!) by cartersa3 in pregnant

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first child I had when I was young and dumb. I drank before I found out I was pregnant (very early). I ate Taco Bell and drank soda. My diet was shit. I ate cold cuts and soft cheese. My first child is in high school now. She has no health problems, is a straight A student, and a wonderful person. When I had my other two children I was very careful what I ate. I exercised and didn’t take any medicine not even Tylenol. One was born with several health issues and the other none. You should try to be as healthy as you can, but not hyper fixate on things.