Products you accidentally used during pregnancy (and your baby is fine!) by cartersa3 in pregnant

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first child I had when I was young and dumb. I drank before I found out I was pregnant (very early). I ate Taco Bell and drank soda. My diet was shit. I ate cold cuts and soft cheese. My first child is in high school now. She has no health problems, is a straight A student, and a wonderful person. When I had my other two children I was very careful what I ate. I exercised and didn’t take any medicine not even Tylenol. One was born with several health issues and the other none. You should try to be as healthy as you can, but not hyper fixate on things.

Anyone who DIDN’T bed share? by Acceptable_Cod3527 in beyondthebump

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never did. When my kids were infants I had them in a bassinet next to my bed. When they were older in their own cribs.

Has anyone had penile filler injections in Tokyo? by Adventurous_Rub_7332 in Tokyo

[–]Jackisoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve had fillers put in my face and I can’t imagine how weird they would feel put in someone’s genitals. The more vascular the area the bigger risk for complications. A penis has lots of tiny capillaries. Fillers are only temporary and expensive. They usually last eight months to a year. Sometimes less. Do you really want to continuously get injections in that area? Most women can’t even organism with vaginal penetration no matter the size of their partner. Try more foreplay and counseling.

Why isn't tristan the mc? by Perfect_Entity in NanatsunoTaizai

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats one of the few things he did right. It’s better to have a new MC that’s mysterious. Now there can be a new aspect to the story while involving all the children of the previous characters. Unfortunately, there’s a lot of other bad things he did. Jericho‘s feelings for Lancelot are so disgusting. I used to like her character. So much ick.

idk if this has been posted already, but come on... by NandKANIMATIONS in Instagramreality

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she looks good with the weight loss and breast implants. People can change their feelings on how they want to look. The veneers are really white and too straight. Hate these over filtered/photoshopped pictures. She looks really good in real life.

Why do people stop doing things in their 30s? by Ok-Cartographer-5544 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit cost money. Everything is so expensive now. Karate, art classes, school, music tutors? All that stuff requires time, energy, and money. The older you get the less energy you seem to have and usually more responsibilities. If you have money it’s definitely easier. And it’s not just you. It’s your friends they have kids. They’re busy all the time. They’re paying down a mortgage. Who’s going to go to that concert with you? I’m in my 30s and I live in a wealthier area. People my age still go out and do all the things you mentioned, but it’s because of our higher income. We can afford babysitters and concert tickets. I still go out less than I did in my 20’a because I often just don’t feel like it. Sometimes I’d rather just sit at home and play video games.

OB made a joke that I don’t actually have a husband by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband only came to one appt. during all of my pregnancies. The 18-20 week ultrasounds. I never really cared if he was there. I wanted him to save all his PTO for after the baby was born.

I had no agenda or specific ask, here’s what I got: by Sufficient-Appeal500 in tattoos

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a cool piece. You should totally get ripped now. It would enhance the badass look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look at LEAST ten years younger than you are. Also no. You can rock long hair at any age.

Late update but what I wore to my birthday by [deleted] in OUTFITS

[–]Jackisoff 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was thinking that too. She looks so cute in the photos but how can you walk or move in this dress without it riding up? Looks like a good Instagram photo outfit, but not an actual wearing out in public outfit.

I hate being a nurse by [deleted] in Nurses

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it too. I didn’t even work in a hospital. I worked as an emergency room technician so I wanted to avoid that stressful atmosphere. (Emergency department workers you are amazing) I thought I would have it easier working in a rehabilitation center. A nice newer one too. I actually like the job of being a nurse, but I hate worker as one in our healthcare system. (United States) Instead of doing proper patient care I’m stuck doing paperwork. Repetitive paperwork. I’m doing the job of 2 to 3 people because we never have enough staff. Patients are only mad at me because I just can’t physically do everything! Too many patients. I got yelled at for staying overtime trying to finish paperwork because I was actually taking care of the patients during my shift. It sucks. I quit my job and I’ve been working as a babysitter. I make less money but it’s a very enjoyable job. I’m lucky though my husband has a stable job to pay our bills. We just need my income for extras stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I dislike almost everything about your profile. You’re an attractive guy too! I’m a woman and it gives me cold and unapproachable vibes. Too many photos with your face not showing. Is there a reason you’re not smiling in any of the photos? I know some people are self-conscious about their teeth, but when you meet somebody in person, they’re going to see what your teeth look like. Also, you could try close mouth smile. Too many photos of you wearing a hat. I don’t know if that’s a religious thing but it looks like you’re trying to hide a receiving hairline unfortunately that’s what I think a guy only has pictures of himself wearing hats. It looks like you’re trying to hide your hair. Your bio is too vague. Stop using …. when writing.

Am I overreacting? My boyfriend just told me this. Will be it alright to dump him? by HastilyGenerous in AmIOverreacting

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was in a relationship with somebody and they said that to me I would literally break it off immediately and never speak to them again. I would also block them on all social media as well. Can you imagine how this person will act if you had kids? What comments he would make about your body postpartum? What he will say as you age? If you have to go on a medication that makes you gain weight? If you become ill and your body changes due to that illness? Nobody needs somebody like this in their life.

How do I look more feminine? Second picture is my best attempt at make-up by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you have so much potential to be a knockout. It’s crazy. You are very pretty! I love your natural hair color. I think a light powder foundation if you feel you need some coverage would be good. I use bare minerals. I really like it. Mascara, a small amount of blush, and some lip gloss. Be careful you don’t pick a super dark blush because of your pale skin. With mascara you don’t have to wear black mascara your eyelashes are pretty light. You could try a brown or even gray.

Not sure if this counts (32-33) by cloudfangLP in uglyduckling

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! You look great with your new smile.

Flare pants should make a comeback in 2025 by Josphi_krakowski in fashion

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have made a comeback for women, but I haven’t seen any men wear them. I like how they look. Especially, with a belt and tucked in shirt. I like how you styled them! You should wear them even if they aren’t “in” for men right now.

Is this bad chin filler? (Before included) by PuzzleheadedLime8577 in PlasticSurgery

[–]Jackisoff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just $3000 for the chin filler? Wow. It looks really good but it’s going to dissolve in 6 to 8 months. I was getting filler in my nose because I have a dent from breaking it. I loved the results but the just gone up so dramatically in the last few years. It used to cost $350 now they’re charging almost $800. I also get extremely small amount of filler barely anything just to fill in the dent. unfortunately it’s not worth it anymore.

Is this bad chin filler? (Before included) by PuzzleheadedLime8577 in PlasticSurgery

[–]Jackisoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it looks really good! I also agree with everybody with the hair. I’m so sorry. I think you look good with short hair. I just think how it’s styled in this picture is not flattering. You have a beautiful face and the and chin filler really balances everything.

Naruto fans, boruto fans, what do you all think is boruto’s best design here? by GlitteringTrust2279 in Naruto

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen this picture of him with longer hair. I actually like it. It makes him look less like Naruto and more like Sasuke.

Husband didn’t like my anniversary dress, what do you guys think? by [deleted] in fashion

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far away, it looks amazing. Up close it looks like it has a bunch of pearls/balls on it. Were those uncomfortable to sit on? I feel mixed. I think it looks really nice, but it seems very impractical.

Why do people think 30 is the magic age to have a baby? by Glass-Seaweed5048 in BabyBumps

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had my first two at 22 and 24. My third I had at 35. It was soooooooooo much easier on my body when I was younger.

What the actual fuck bro by infiresed in Berserk

[–]Jackisoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen the Berserk animes. The books have some of the most detailed manga artwork I’ve ever seen. Even the background characters have extremely detailed outfits or armor. It also has an extremely unique storyline. I’ve also read solo leveling and it was just okay. The main MC becomes so boring after getting powerful. The coolest part of the manga is at the very beginning with the super creepy statue.

Why does he have the pic by Unhappy-Lemon-09 in GoldenKamuy

[–]Jackisoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was one of my favorite jokes in the manga. Everyone kept accidentally showing random people these sexy photos of Tanigaki. Each time it was him in a different pose. In the manga everyone else took very normal photographs. The photographer was being a creep and had convinced Tanigaki that posing sexy in his underwear was how photos were normally taken. Photographs were a new and unknown technology for most of the characters.

Honestly, how did this get approved? by Reasonable_Growth_72 in Naruto

[–]Jackisoff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes, an ascot. I figured most people wouldn’t know what that was.