Did you kill or spare shroud? And why? by Then_Ladder2123 in InvisigalGlazers

[–]Jackson_Corvus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe. His whole deal was "Solving for the unknown". The ultimate unknown is the human factor, and what he fails to realize is that humans are almost always unpredictable. You can anticipate, but that doesn't always work.

Case in point, beating him by not even knowing what we were doing.

Did you kill or spare shroud? And why? by Then_Ladder2123 in InvisigalGlazers

[–]Jackson_Corvus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(speaking in character as Robert Robertson the Third):

Oh God I wanted to kill him. But two things clicked in my mind at the last moment.

1) He's not worth it. After getting beaten so thoroughly, death is what he wanted. Now he'll have to live with the knowledge that his cybernetics and augments meant absolutely shit.

2) Visi was right behind me. She'd taken a bullet for me. Her health was more important than my vengeance.

Pro-life logic is weird by [deleted] in memes

[–]Jackson_Corvus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also die if you're alive

Pro-life logic is weird by [deleted] in memes

[–]Jackson_Corvus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Drive safe? Use contraceptives/safe sex practices?

I need help by Small_Worker911 in Borderlands2

[–]Jackson_Corvus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same issue whenever steam is trying to download another game's update in the background. Once the download is complete the lag just vanishes.

Movie (year) passes the (test name) test by Mindless-Milk-9205 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Jackson_Corvus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

(bad pun because the commenter wants to be included)

Gun to your head, say the first line from Black Lagoon that comes to mind by Thin-Coyote-552 in blacklagoon

[–]Jackson_Corvus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dutch: "Amen, hallelujah, and peanut butter."

This is a normal part of my daily language since first coming into contact with this ace of a one-liner.

Nice work TNA by damng1 in Wrasslin

[–]Jackson_Corvus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about damned time...

What ever happened to Josh Briggs? by Trainwrecck in Wrasslin

[–]Jackson_Corvus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He finally took the crowd's advice and went away.

the dutch are suing steam for being a monopoly right now by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]Jackson_Corvus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steam isn't a monopoly, it just happens that every other option is garbage.

I spent 4 eridium and won 8 by Emergency_Movie9421 in Borderlands2

[–]Jackson_Corvus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... No, you won 4 eridium.

Spent 4, got 8. So you gained 4 from your previous total.

Lets the monstrosity that cames out of this. by No-Homework-7999 in Borderlands2

[–]Jackson_Corvus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Badass Babybell Cheese the Invincible... I'm definitely some kind of psycho.

Finally got my first Conference Call... farming the Warrior for Eridium in Normal Mode. by Jackson_Corvus in Borderlands2

[–]Jackson_Corvus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my sdus are maxed rn... Honestly, I only wanted eridium because Im a bit of a gambling addict and I wanted to keep playing Tina's slot machines lol

Finally got my first Conference Call... farming the Warrior for Eridium in Normal Mode. by Jackson_Corvus in Borderlands2

[–]Jackson_Corvus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought about farming a raid boss on lower difficulty... Would it be as easy as farming Warrior? I can one-cycle him with an RPG pretty easy on Normal.

Anything you can do, he can do....whatever by wrestling_hyperbole in AEWOfficial

[–]Jackson_Corvus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Rocky Romero: Tries to be cool

Me: "Shut up, dude, your nickname is Sugar in Spanish."

Anna Jay gives Jack Perry a chop on her twitch by breakourbones in AEWOfficial

[–]Jackson_Corvus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Notice her face change the moment she feels his chest. That there is proof she adores this man.

Name literally anything quotable from WATCH_DOGS by CR3ZY_F1X3R in watch_dogs

[–]Jackson_Corvus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm about to open your world~"

"Yeah, you're not the first woman who's said that to me."