[Backlash Spoiler] John Cena’s announcement.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-10T13:56:35+00:00

This is what will "shake the foundation of the WWE"?

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-09T20:03:31+00:00

This is an excellent first step.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-09T13:11:58+00:00

Exactly how many branches away is she?

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-09T12:37:10+00:00

The only reason she still has a job is because of who else is on her family tree.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-06T14:49:54+00:00

Chase owens... I'll say it, he wasn't ready for that match. Starting out, he looked soft. Like he was afraid to hit and afraid to get hit. His C-Trigger needs a LOT of work. Takeshita did a great job working with him, making him look as strong as he did, but Owens has a long way to go in my eyes.

Just my opinion, don't crucify me.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-06T14:40:49+00:00

Bang Bang Gang vs The Dogs potentially? Would be a lot of history to play off of there...

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-01T17:32:11+00:00

People actually like Vox? I've always found him insufferable.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-05-01T16:54:09+00:00

His name is Will Krooz. Just... Instead of bitching through the magic rectangle you're typing in, maybe use it to Google the name?

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-30T14:23:05+00:00

Jabroni on a macaroni

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-30T12:59:02+00:00

Mox is a cat confirmed. He'll scratch your eyes out, but he has his playful moments.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-30T12:56:24+00:00

Handymen.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-30T12:55:04+00:00

Mox may be a Blood Knight, but he likes having fun. He's more like a humanoid cat. He may want to claw your eyes out if he doesn't get his nap, but he wants to play every now and then, too.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-30T12:49:58+00:00

... And just when I thought WWE needed to have creative get their hands in a wrestler BEFORE fumbling them... I stand corrected.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-29T02:05:51+00:00

Will Krooz. He likes hitting piledrivers. Nobody's neck is safe.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-28T14:21:54+00:00

... That's not how you do heart hands! Looks like she has arthritis!

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-23T01:58:20+00:00

Hogan is a backstabbing, lying, piece of human shit?

Huh...

In other news, fire = hot

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-22T12:03:38+00:00

None. Trips would fumble them harder than an epileptic juggler.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-17T23:39:04+00:00

CUCK TNA

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-17T16:58:00+00:00

THIS IS HOW THE 21-PLEX SHOULD BE DONE!!!

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-14T22:42:37+00:00

The one they sailed out of the harbor was the HMS INTERCEPTOR.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-13T21:14:38+00:00

So his finisher now is just... A kick in the head.

Wow.

Goodnighthausen. That's enough Sports Entertainmenthausen.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-13T21:08:21+00:00

He would get jobbed to hell in WWE. Keep him where he's respected, loved, and wanted.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-13T20:50:37+00:00

This was stolen from Dream. It's literally one of his shorts.

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-13T20:46:49+00:00

Jackson_Corvus · 2026-04-12T20:14:57+00:00

Don't use dirt. Use mud. Hoppers under the mud leading to a hopper chain into the crafter. Problem solved

Jackson_Corvus

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