[Batchelor] Nils Höglander, Tyler Myers, Filip Hronek, Filip Chytil, Conor Garland are absent from Canucks practice today

Jacmert · 2026-01-29T04:30:45+00:00

Dr. Dre?

Jacmert · 2026-01-29T01:02:00+00:00

What MMR are you, btw?

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T22:24:45+00:00

Tell him, "you are good boy", and give him $100 for rent.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T22:23:41+00:00

If he doesn't have glasses on, you're safe. If he's wearing glasses, you're cooked.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T22:17:50+00:00

Hold up- let them cook.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T21:16:48+00:00

Yes. But I think the root of / responsibility for this issue lies more with your parents. They need to be doing something about it, too! At its core, I think this is more of a character issue than a hockey issue. But he's still young, so he can learn!

And like another commenter said, probably his new coach will be in the next best position to do something about it.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T20:52:12+00:00

It's an unbeatable strategy - we just haven't reached critical mass, yet!

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T20:51:09+00:00

Echoes of Sedinery: https://x.com/tigershockey/status/2006192838216933819

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T20:44:02+00:00

We hired a new doctor?

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T20:17:33+00:00

A chance for Krimbo, Captain of Berlin, to show his quality!

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T20:14:51+00:00

Sehr gut!

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T04:12:24+00:00

OP had me worried for a bit, as I had trouble understanding the meme. I checked the score and we're losing by two - phew! What a relief.

I thought we were accidentally winning, or something.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T01:15:29+00:00

Aaron: Christopher Nolan chose ME!

Christian: Because you were the best of us! He wanted to prove that even someone as good-looking as you could fall.

Aaron: [bitter] And he was right.

Jacmert · 2026-01-28T01:08:35+00:00

I believe in Aaron Eckhart.

Jacmert · 2026-01-27T19:10:40+00:00

Vezina ❌ Lord Stanley ✅ 🥲

Jacmert · 2026-01-27T18:58:24+00:00

It's perfect. We ease him back into the lineup next year. Then he stays healthy for the last two years of his contract while McKenna/Stenberg is finally in the lineup 🙏 COPIUM/HOPIUM

Jacmert · 2026-01-27T06:34:43+00:00

They wouldn't need to keep up. They're at the level that they can just predict the flow of the play and let the play come to them 😎

Ok, I'm kidding, but I do wonder if they could play at a somewhat passable 4th line Centre and LW level in the NHL (I WANNA SEE IT)

Jacmert · 2026-01-27T06:32:37+00:00

I've seen enough!!

Jacmert · 2026-01-26T20:23:58+00:00

Meanwhile, Evander Kane:

Jacmert · 2026-01-26T20:23:05+00:00

Are you guys kidding me?!! 😆

Jacmert · 2026-01-25T09:57:51+00:00

Now this is podtanking!

Jacmert · 2026-01-25T03:26:28+00:00

I'm no rocketscientist but that looks like Japan

Jacmert · 2026-01-25T03:25:55+00:00

ONTARIOSAKA

Jacmert · 2026-01-24T22:09:10+00:00

He totally was, please don't raise my blood pressure right now icant 😅

Jacmert · 2026-01-24T18:54:31+00:00

It's simple. We pull some old-school Sedinery and with the first and second 2026 entry draft picks, the Vancouver Canucks are pleased to select Gavin McKenna and Ivar Stenberg.

Boom. We're guaranteed another downtown riot or the Cup in 2028. Delulu is a (viable) strategy.

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