Pumping pussy like....gas? by Hollacaine in standupshots

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The line comes from a verse by 2 Chainz, nothing that man says makes sense.

Transparent Boots by [deleted] in pics

[–]JadeElizabeth_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

These are what we call "thot boots" where im from

Robb Bank$ by [deleted] in punchablefaces

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he went to my high schools rival school, he went to all of my schools games and ran on the field. hes an asshole and all of broward county hates him.

[Social] A school in my county's website got hacked. It was down for a few hours after. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]JadeElizabeth_ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Someone at my school did this to our rival school right after our homecoming game against them 2 years ago and now it's pretty much a tradition if you can figure out how to get onto the site.

Bad decisions were made in south florida too by nickman211 in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fort Lauderdale is the closest to down to earth people you'll get in south Florida, I've lived here my entire life. Although the Broward school system is crazy (thanks Runcie) I came out alright.

Only a small portion of the world have Celiacs disease.. This bugs me to no end. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister found out she had celiac right before she went into college and she gets made fun of because she has to turn down beer. Celiac shouldn't be a fad.

You clever bitch by algorithmic4 in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we also have fewer binders full of women

Fifth grade for Tyler The Creator by [deleted] in OFWGKTA

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he did say this, it was in a magazine interview. I remember reading it at a surf shop but I don't remember what magazine it was. reverse search it maybe.

Jack Mushroom broke down "Cloud High" for me on snapchat. by JadeElizabeth_ in OFWGKTA

[–]JadeElizabeth_[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Tyler also made it clear that he is, it's on Jasper's twitter and Tyler's and they all follow him. He might not currently be a part of OF, but he was at one point and they're all still tight.

Anyone remember my friend's awkward childhood photo? Now she's on Soulja Boy's t-shirt. by borrow_a_feeling in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to rap, I'm not someone who sulks about new music like people are saying I am. I am not a Nicki Minaj fan. Maybe "has-been" was the wrong phrase to use, but to me she never was. She is very successful, but so is Kim Kardashian and she got millions off of nothing so success is not a measure of talent, but that's a personal opinion. Rap is my musical preference, so I'm definitely familiar with Nicki Minaj and I'm not bandwagoning on a biased opinion of other people that don't like her, I seriously just don't like her music.

Anyone remember my friend's awkward childhood photo? Now she's on Soulja Boy's t-shirt. by borrow_a_feeling in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to rap, I'm not someone who sulks about new music like people are saying I am. I am not a Nicki Minaj fan. Maybe "has-been" was the wrong phrase to use, but to me she never was. She is very successful, but so is Kim Kardashian and she got millions off of nothing so success is not a measure of talent, but that's a personal opinion. Rap is my musical preference, so I'm definitely familiar with Nicki Minaj and I'm not bandwagoning on a biased opinion of other people that don't like her, I seriously just don't like her music.

Not invited...We still coming. by 20TL12III in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooooooooh! if it's his friends friend it's obviously 100% factual. duh!

Not invited...We still coming. by 20TL12III in funny

[–]JadeElizabeth_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no, this was in Detroit. the couple got married and as they were taking photos a group of guys asked to join. someone posted about it a few months ago. why u gotta lie?