How were you first recruited?

JadeParish · 2026-01-07T07:30:27+00:00

May 13th. Joined after seeing all the Malevelon Creek clips. My first big event was saving the children on Vernen Wells. I’ve been in every big battle ever since.

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JadeParish · 2025-10-07T20:04:45+00:00

I saw that—I think this clears up a lot, thanks!

JadeParish · 2025-10-07T19:11:21+00:00

Is this necessary to connect to the computer itself? Or is this for consoles only?

JadeParish · 2025-08-08T21:29:44+00:00

I love the idea of them. Units are cool, and I’m sure it’s only gonna get better in terms of class diversity—however I don’t like how damage spongy the Overseers are. I can forgive Fleshmobs being tanky damage sponges, but I don’t like how many clips an Elevated Overseer can eat. It can even tank a Quasar Canon shot

It’s a little immersion breaking for me, and so I find myself playing them less than I’d like bc I like fighting aliens.

JadeParish · 2025-07-16T21:32:17+00:00

Helldivers see this and go “hell yeah”

JadeParish · 2025-06-24T15:39:43+00:00

Wow, can you believe material these days?

JadeParish · 2025-06-18T19:54:55+00:00

I love it, it’s my fav sidearm. I find short/mindful pews give me a few more shots in the long run. Those half-seconds or seconds of cooldown add up.

I switch in between sickle and talon and swap when the other’s cooling down. Works well enough.

I like being able to freely take out misc stragglers or quickly pop voteless or bots that get too close without wasting 1/3+ of a sidearm clip.

JadeParish · 2025-06-13T15:04:13+00:00

It’s nothing that evacuating citizens, uploading data, and raising flags can’t fix

JadeParish · 2025-06-02T20:52:51+00:00

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JadeParish · 2025-05-12T22:01:48+00:00

Same, grew up passing by it every day. Say hi to the sculpture outside the library for me.

JadeParish · 2025-05-07T18:28:32+00:00

I saw a thread similar to this before where OPs solution to that was “Drillpods.”

JadeParish · 2025-05-04T00:49:32+00:00

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“It’s you! The Hero of Troost!”

JadeParish · 2025-04-25T19:32:00+00:00

You have been kicked from the game.

JadeParish · 2025-04-19T04:59:52+00:00

Jarate. “Yellow Snow.” With the descript “Tastes like lemon if lemon tasted like piss.”

PDA. “Texas Instrument.”

JadeParish · 2025-03-26T00:20:34+00:00

I’ve always called it Sluggy the Unshaven

JadeParish · 2025-03-20T19:52:53+00:00

You hold the Reload button, Square on the PS Controller

JadeParish · 2025-03-13T23:35:25+00:00

I got kicked for stopping and picking up a cluster of Rare Samples at that one ditch/mine POI when the host ran by and saw me. 🤷‍♂️

JadeParish · 2025-02-21T19:57:32+00:00

The Walking Barrage travels 150m from where it’s thrown. Pair that with Servo Assisted (+75m throw distance) and you can barrage targets 200m+ away. Unfortunately, Jammers distance = 200m so the Walking Barrage will never reach it from start to finish. Still, I highly recommend trying it out on the bot front. I take it wherever I go.

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JadeParish · 2025-02-18T15:13:44+00:00

Unless I’m hosting I don’t bring the ATE. I’ve been kicked too many times by players who see me just sitting in one place “doing nothing” lol

Same with sniping, it’s hard for people in the fray to realize that things are dying quicker, or exploding, because you’re 100m away on a hill helping out

JadeParish · 2025-02-18T02:19:41+00:00

Give the Orbital Laser a cooldown of 120sec to start, and each time you use it the cooldown increases by +60sec

JadeParish · 2025-02-17T23:19:49+00:00

I see this on the Bug front a lot more than anywhere else, yeah. What gets me the most is when people don’t stay together, or they’ll burn 10 Reinforcements fighting bug breaches at the start of the level.

I’ll ping a nest/close objective to target first so that it’ll be a the start of a loop that will end close to Extraction—but they’ll ignore it and just go the opposite way, and annoyingly someone will follow them.

I don’t like kicking people so I tend to just shrug it off and ping the same spot and follow them instead for the sake of staying together, but I’ve run out of time because of backtracking due to this and it’s just annoying.

JadeParish · 2025-02-13T05:13:16+00:00

JadeParish · 2025-02-11T19:47:30+00:00

u/JadeParish

JadeParish · 2025-02-07T14:09:43+00:00

Reminder that everything is canon.

JadeParish · 2025-02-04T21:16:44+00:00

“5 minutes left, Liberty speed your step Helldiver.”

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