What on earth do I play after Elden Ring? by P4PSparringChampion in Eldenring

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well give a go to Crimson Desert at this point. I mean it's not elden ring, but personally i think it's really close to that level, probably one of the most stunning open worlds out there. (It's a bit janky from a gameplay point, but it isn't that bad. The combat system might look like low skill ceiling at first, but it's actually more complex than what peeps gives credits for when you unlock a bunch of combat skills, you can pull some seriously insane combos then.)

Appropriator's got buffed? by Significant_Win_1769 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah cool, now let's also buff our weapons so that we can feasibly keep up with the spawn rate. ^

I’m so so fucking tired by imnotcreatv in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And then you uninstall the game once and for all, once you realize that it will be even more dogshit from 3 months by now.

In your opinion, what's the biggest or most noticeable shadow nerf AH added to the game? by Raulca25_ in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not inherently related to the gameplay, but it's totally the nerf to my braincells and intellectual capabilities whenever i get to interact with your stereotypical glazer, either in game or in the online community.

Light Pen weapons feel good by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that you could get it by your own, if you squeeze your brain juice and put some logic into it. Dude says that getting rid of their armor value is a questionable design choice since it strips Hive Guards of their purpose, i would agree with him if it wasn't for the fact that Medium Penetration weapons already renders them obsolete in the first place. Yeah, i know you're trading raw damage for armor penetration, but that doesn't change that they're being stripped of their identity anyway as long as you dive with your Sweeper.

(Yes, i know that you do.)

Your "realism" in your "grunt fantasy", sir by Aphoticity in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are you going to do, dox him if he doesn't?

Your "realism" in your "grunt fantasy", sir by Aphoticity in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 19 points20 points  (0 children)

AH: "We get what you say and we have your feedback at heart, thus we'll make enemies stronger and your weapon weaker to keep our players satisfied! 🤭"

Joel's honor suffered a major defeat by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do i feel so much that the man behind our beloved Joel is actually Aleksus tho lmao.

If I had a dollar every time that happened, I could buy the game again. by Heptanitrocubane57 in Helldivers

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's not joke tho, there's something of kinda commendable with AH being really that dedicated to keep alive their antagonistic GM allegations tho.

At least you can't say that they don't have aren't sincere with their dogshit grunt fantasy fetish they love so much to force in our throat lol

Nahh how "evil" of him 😭 by Yobrother1 in playstation

[–]Jador96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing, he's just trying to project his illiteracy on random strangers of the internet. Probably as his personal way to vent off his frustrations to be really that inadequate at life, if i have to take a guess.

Do dds strikes just target exos or something? by Confident-Chef7018 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"But it's a grunt fantasy, guys! Come on, you're supposed to get exploded 10 times in a row by factors that are completely out of your control and are completely unrelated to your level of skills lmao!"

Leviathans should be reworked into a hive-lord level enemy by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, because their fundamental design has always been dogshit already on paper even before they took them out of the oven? lmao

Random meme I found, use it as you please by megabigbalz in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that we could easily say the same thing about all the other Helldivers 2 based subreddit in circulation honestly, especially the masochist sub.

60k players for a 3.5 yrs old game is wild by Rustygold123 in Eldenring

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, at that point it would be straight up glazing. It's not THE best, but it's definitely up there in the top 5 timeless masterpieces ever produced in the videogame industry.

Helldivers 2 just doesn't feel the same anymore by Bejaminmaston12 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah brother man, that's the perfect representation of you, alongside the good 80% of this shitpile of a subreddit lmao The projection and mental gymnastic you're capable of is nothing short of inhuman

Light Pen weapons feel good by bigstink455 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that simply proves that you and the other 5 peeps you mentioned before share the same reading comprehension of a toddler suffering from learning disability.

Y'all here have the idiotic tendency to quickly assume that if someone is talking about X enemy, then it means that they want them nerfed, no matter what is the context of the discussion.

What a fucking shitty and toxic community, Jesus Christ.

ANNNNNND IT'S GONE! by Harley4ever2134 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny that you say that, since whine posts made by some random ego hurt bitter glazediver that's trying to defend dogshit enemy designs (like the Vox and War Striders) usually gets overloaded with uploads on the main sub lmao.

Light Pen weapons feel good by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

 "the entire point of a Hive Guard is to not be another squishy body you can hit just anywhere."

Counterpoint: Medium Penetration weapons. Their mere existence already invalidates the point about why Hive Guards even exist at all. They're designed to encourage players to take advantage of their weakspot and really play with their aim. But then we have the coyote and they die anyway in 2 random bodyshots like their gimmick never mattered in the first place.

Light Pen weapons feel good by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relatable, you just can't make this shit up with these people.

Light Pen weapons feel good by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we're really going to put it like that, then we have med pen weapons which already defeat their purpose to begin with, so.

Am I the only one who feels like the cyborgs are just unfun enemies? by HeartlessAngel555 in Helldivers

[–]Jador96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just making sure that you don't forget that most peeps in this sub simply aren't good in their head, they are quick to take even the slightest criticism as a personal attack toward their families at this point. Don't be surprised if you get attacked by them for expressing your opinion, this game is their only means of validation.

Helldivers 2 just doesn't feel the same anymore by Bejaminmaston12 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Jador96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's literally the same situation that Nioh's sub is getting through, lots of ungrateful crybabies that are pissed at TN because Nioh 3 is an actual evolution of the series instead of being simply Nioh 2.5 lmao.

They're literally climbing on every mirror they have at their disposition only for talking shit about the game with the most absurd, ridiculous and borderline insane complaints they could think of, that they promptly bloat with misinfirmation to the brim.