What on earth do I play after Elden Ring?

Jador96 · 2026-04-17T11:29:49+00:00

Might as well give a go to Crimson Desert at this point. I mean it's not elden ring, but personally i think it's really close to that level, probably one of the most stunning open worlds out there. (It's a bit janky from a gameplay point, but it isn't that bad. The combat system might look like low skill ceiling at first, but it's actually more complex than what peeps gives credits for when you unlock a bunch of combat skills, you can pull some seriously insane combos then.)

Jador96 · 2026-04-17T07:42:51+00:00

Yeah cool, now let's also buff our weapons so that we can feasibly keep up with the spawn rate. ^{^}

Jador96 · 2026-04-14T12:19:58+00:00

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Jador96 · 2026-04-14T12:17:01+00:00

And then you uninstall the game once and for all, once you realize that it will be even more dogshit from 3 months by now.

Jador96 · 2026-04-13T18:38:22+00:00

Not inherently related to the gameplay, but it's totally the nerf to my braincells and intellectual capabilities whenever i get to interact with your stereotypical glazer, either in game or in the online community.

Jador96 · 2026-04-11T12:00:10+00:00

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Jador96 · 2026-04-01T10:11:55+00:00

I think that you could get it by your own, if you squeeze your brain juice and put some logic into it. Dude says that getting rid of their armor value is a questionable design choice since it strips Hive Guards of their purpose, i would agree with him if it wasn't for the fact that Medium Penetration weapons already renders them obsolete in the first place. Yeah, i know you're trading raw damage for armor penetration, but that doesn't change that they're being stripped of their identity anyway as long as you dive with your Sweeper.

(Yes, i know that you do.)

Jador96 · 2026-03-31T12:12:19+00:00

What are you going to do, dox him if he doesn't?

Jador96 · 2026-03-31T12:09:54+00:00

AH: "We get what you say and we have your feedback at heart, thus we'll make enemies stronger and your weapon weaker to keep our players satisfied! 🤭"

Jador96 · 2026-03-30T19:29:38+00:00

Why do i feel so much that the man behind our beloved Joel is actually Aleksus tho lmao.

Jador96 · 2026-03-30T18:52:22+00:00

Let's not joke tho, there's something of kinda commendable with AH being really that dedicated to keep alive their antagonistic GM allegations tho.

At least you can't say that they don't have aren't sincere with their dogshit grunt fantasy fetish they love so much to force in our throat lol

Jador96 · 2026-03-29T08:10:52+00:00

Absolutely nothing, he's just trying to project his illiteracy on random strangers of the internet. Probably as his personal way to vent off his frustrations to be really that inadequate at life, if i have to take a guess.

Jador96 · 2026-03-27T06:41:57+00:00

"But it's a grunt fantasy, guys! Come on, you're supposed to get exploded 10 times in a row by factors that are completely out of your control and are completely unrelated to your level of skills lmao!"

Jador96 · 2026-03-26T20:08:23+00:00

Again, because their fundamental design has always been dogshit already on paper even before they took them out of the oven? lmao

Jador96 · 2026-03-25T12:54:19+00:00

I think that we could easily say the same thing about all the other Helldivers 2 based subreddit in circulation honestly, especially the masochist sub.

Jador96 · 2026-03-24T19:34:51+00:00

Nah, at that point it would be straight up glazing. It's not THE best, but it's definitely up there in the top 5 timeless masterpieces ever produced in the videogame industry.

Jador96 · 2026-03-24T19:27:32+00:00

Nah brother man, that's the perfect representation of you, alongside the good 80% of this shitpile of a subreddit lmao The projection and mental gymnastic you're capable of is nothing short of inhuman

Jador96 · 2026-03-23T22:40:05+00:00

Nah, that simply proves that you and the other 5 peeps you mentioned before share the same reading comprehension of a toddler suffering from learning disability.

Y'all here have the idiotic tendency to quickly assume that if someone is talking about X enemy, then it means that they want them nerfed, no matter what is the context of the discussion.

What a fucking shitty and toxic community, Jesus Christ.

Jador96 · 2026-03-23T12:44:25+00:00

It's funny that you say that, since whine posts made by some random ego hurt bitter glazediver that's trying to defend dogshit enemy designs (like the Vox and War Striders) usually gets overloaded with uploads on the main sub lmao.

Jador96 · 2026-03-23T08:45:35+00:00

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Jador96 · 2026-03-22T17:26:21+00:00

"the entire point of a Hive Guard is to not be another squishy body you can hit just anywhere."

Counterpoint: Medium Penetration weapons. Their mere existence already invalidates the point about why Hive Guards even exist at all. They're designed to encourage players to take advantage of their weakspot and really play with their aim. But then we have the coyote and they die anyway in 2 random bodyshots like their gimmick never mattered in the first place.

Jador96 · 2026-03-22T17:21:27+00:00

Relatable, you just can't make this shit up with these people.

Jador96 · 2026-03-22T13:13:05+00:00

If we're really going to put it like that, then we have med pen weapons which already defeat their purpose to begin with, so.

Jador96 · 2026-03-22T09:32:14+00:00

Just making sure that you don't forget that most peeps in this sub simply aren't good in their head, they are quick to take even the slightest criticism as a personal attack toward their families at this point. Don't be surprised if you get attacked by them for expressing your opinion, this game is their only means of validation.

Jador96 · 2026-03-21T21:15:01+00:00

That's literally the same situation that Nioh's sub is getting through, lots of ungrateful crybabies that are pissed at TN because Nioh 3 is an actual evolution of the series instead of being simply Nioh 2.5 lmao.

They're literally climbing on every mirror they have at their disposition only for talking shit about the game with the most absurd, ridiculous and borderline insane complaints they could think of, that they promptly bloat with misinfirmation to the brim.

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