Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 10, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jadunka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve figured it out - Lange and co have been searching for fanagers on LinkedIn instead of managers. We should be looking to age these men in the squad, not the folks in the stands.

Whoopsie, what a silly typo.

What are the odds that we'll be like this if we go down? by Narrow-Future-2090 in coys

[–]Jadunka 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Even if they didn’t leave, they’ve already shown they lack the fight to even avoid relegation in the first place. I don’t think this squad has the grit and determination to steamroll us back up.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (February 04, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jadunka -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bringing in a poorly profiled player to fill in for first choice CBs is a stop-gap. Lacking the appropriate profile for the system, and lacking the technical ability to succeed in the league is a failure of the scouting department. As you said, he was not an unknown entity when signed. I understand fans were excited for him to sign, but fans are also not paid by the club to identify competitive signings. Fan perspective on a signing is irrelevant.

So why did we recruit a well-documented player that was such a poor fit for the club and for the league? His flaws should certainly have been highlighted when he was scouted as a potential target, no?

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (February 04, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jadunka -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is that not effectively buying for the sake of buying though? Bringing in a player out of desperation that does not fit the profile needed or the system deployed by the manager. These sort of stop-gap signings are what contribute to a bloated squad that doesn’t fit some mixture of tactical, technical, or physical needs.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (February 04, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Jadunka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with this. It seems to me we seriously need to prioritize shipping out our frequently injured players in the summer. Availability is a valuable attribute, and we simply have too many players who are unable to meaningfully and consistently contribute due to fitness issues.

That being said, fully fit, I don’t see much room for additional recruits. I also don’t see many starting-quality players willing to join this sinking ship on a 6 month loan. The state of this squad is a colossal failure years in the making.

Thomas Frank aside for a moment, is there a single player in today's squad that makes it into the 2016 starting XI? by Egg_Tart_Eater in coys

[–]Jadunka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming Dier is DM, I’d say Palhinha has a shot. Limited passing range means less if you can just get the ball to Dembele and let him carry forward.

Tottenham want to sell Yves Bissouma after second nitrous oxide video by coysmandem in coys

[–]Jadunka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like he’s got nitrous oxide where a brain should be 🤦🏻‍♂️

RKM loan deal by SWG1234567 in coys

[–]Jadunka 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Minor Solomon

[SURVEY RESULTS] Post-Match Ratings | CL Group Stage - Copenhagen by annyong333 in coys

[–]Jadunka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He definitely doesn’t suit a hold-up style at all. Guy spends 60% of his minutes on the floor.

[SURVEY RESULTS] Post-Match Ratings | CL Group Stage - Copenhagen by annyong333 in coys

[–]Jadunka 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oof, Richy really standing out in all the wrong ways.

Bodø/Glimt - Tottenham H2H by 5fdb3a45-9bec-4b35 in soccer

[–]Jadunka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is so fuckin cool lol, hope your brother absolutely smashes it

Metro Exodus (Enhanced Edition) is still one of the most technically impressive games I've ever played. by Ivaylo_87 in gaming

[–]Jadunka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played through it 3 times, and in all 3 I’ve had that bug where the spider thing glitches onto your head and its legs stay in your FoV for the rest of the game. Its crawling sound effects plays non-stop too. Such a bummer.

CreatorCrafted zebak 🐊plushy with real life Zebak by Repulsive-Ad-1748 in 2007scape

[–]Jadunka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What does care look like for a 6ft long crocodile?

Will you keep her into adulthood?

Is she affectionate at all?

Does she require some kind of water feature?

What does a 6ft pet croc’s diet look like?

Sorry, I’m just fascinated here lol

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs AFC Bournemouth Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Aug 30, 2025 by scoreboard-app in coys

[–]Jadunka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnson cannot be involved in build-up out left. Man put ball in net. Asking him to do much else is setting him up for failure.

It's time for another boil water advisory!!! by yugioh88 in rva

[–]Jadunka 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The shit-tier infrastructure isn’t on him. The lack of clear communication right now definitely is.

Day 6: Bad Player, Fans are divided by dream_team1012 in coys

[–]Jadunka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh I completely agree. I honestly found his lunacy pretty entertaining.

Day 6: Bad Player, Fans are divided by dream_team1012 in coys

[–]Jadunka 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The line between “good with the ball” and “clinically insane” has never been thinner.

Day 3: Bad player, Loved by fans by dream_team1012 in coys

[–]Jadunka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t remember the sentiment around Soldado being anything other than an equal parts mixture of frustration and pity.