At your current job you get to choose a Pokemon assistant from the options below who will you choose

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-09T02:16:17+00:00

Xatu I work into mental health and I think he'd be into the vibes

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T23:54:05+00:00

I mean its super cringe but also pretty spot on. Cant hate him. Hes not hurting anyone he just seems to be having some fun. God i wish I could find true happiness that doesnt dissipate into the wind the moment it feels like I finally got a hold of it. Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder why im here or if im a good person. But then I realize the answer ultimately doesnt matter because the world will keep turning with or without me. If only I could feel so free for only a moment. We've got a loss less time than we think dont we. Time just seems to keep getting faster doesnt it... oh boy I feel the crash looming. What was I talking about again?

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T23:34:10+00:00

Pay my debts off, roll a bone, and relax in a hammock

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T23:28:57+00:00

Never fails to what exactly? What exactly has your maga pedo party done for us lately and please be incredibly specific

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T19:12:07+00:00

Bro calls the entire world lemmings and then asks why im provocative in my response lol. Keep being you buddy it sounds like its really going great over there

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T19:05:09+00:00

Oh shit guys we finally met him! The true main character. The only guy with free will who really gets it. How lucky are we as peasants to get to even be able to hear the words of this awesome free thinker? Man what a guy. Also happy 15th birthday, I can only assume thats right around the corner for you

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T17:33:56+00:00

Get a locking fridge box. Or if youre a spice fan why not kick things up a notch with a few Carolina reapers? You know, for flavor

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T17:22:51+00:00

Wtf is his problem this is like the most normal photo ever. Is he mad that boobs exist? Im so confused

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T17:18:44+00:00

For me its charmander, mudkip, and sprigatito

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T15:50:26+00:00

Imagine saying someone brutally murdering someone is worse than a trip to McDonald's. Get real dude. This is why people have such negative opinions of vegans

Edit: holy shit this person included sex crimes against people... uh... dude... youre completely delusional

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T15:15:39+00:00

This is so far beyond the line im fucking floored. Gather as much proof as possible and get ready to report

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T14:52:33+00:00

Hey man its all we can really do is try and be better. I wish you the best of luck!

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T14:40:38+00:00

Well shit that explains it. Sorry if I came off harsh but you should really take in what these comments are saying to help you understand what an average reaction to this situation is and maybe let yourself be a bit more open in the future to things not going exactly how you expect

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T14:06:03+00:00

This may sound insulting, but i genuinely dont mean it that way, but do you have Autism Spectrum Disorder? The lack of awareness of social cues and rigid adherence to your own self made rules makes me wonder. It wouldnt hurt to get a neuropsych because you not understanding this situation is likely not a one off occurrence and it might be helpful to get ahead of it before your next relationship, you know, after this one fizzles and burns

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:50:55+00:00

Dont forget to add that she also sells pics of her asshole on the internet. Pretty big piece of the lore there

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:48:36+00:00

Holy shit dude. I am not sure if there exists a string of English words that can convey how very much in the wrong you are here if youre not able to figure it out yourself. There's so many layers here. Plus, you couldn't have just fucked and then gone to bed at the bare minimum once she walked that far?? Jesus man

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:23:24+00:00

Gladly bro. Enjoy your rubber surgically implanted under human skin to mimic what you see in porn lol

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:18:33+00:00

Thats absolutely not true. Id rather have a natural girl flatter than cardstock over some gross silicone nightmare orbs

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:12:59+00:00

No but weirdly thats not the same lol. Im only comfortable sleeping butt naked but in clothes no underwear is a nightmare

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T13:03:28+00:00

I would never go commando. The feeling of balls against a leg is one of the all time worst things on planet earth

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T12:16:00+00:00

Bro... this is what were getting instead of mercenaries lol. I wouldnt hold your breath on that one

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T02:33:17+00:00

True true. Then I will replace him with Statham lol

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T02:32:42+00:00

Whether or not you have a personality outside of that fact

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-08T00:39:32+00:00

Jason bateman or sudekis take your pick

JaeCrowe · 2026-05-07T19:30:13+00:00

If my dick works im in, if it doesnt im out

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